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*Camera pans in on a sold out US Airways Arena in Phoenix, Arizona, home of Saturday Night Bloodbath...tonight's show billed as being one of the bloodiest that has been seen in history...* -
- Gorilla Monsoon: Hello everybody and welcome to the desert oasis...we're here in Phoenix at the US Airways Arena tonight to bring you Saturday Night Bloodbath...my broadcast partner as always, the one and only Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and Jess, we have heard that tonight is going to be absolutely brutal... - Jesse Ventura: You've got that right Gorilla...all I can say is that if you are weak of heart, or squeamish, then you might not want to tune in...The Silencer has dug into his bag of tricks and brought back some matches that haven't been seen in some time, and some that haven't been around at all due to their graphic nature... - Gorilla: The two matches we know for certain that are on the books for tonight are a Texas Heat match between Joe Bow and Grave Chill for the BGW United States Championship, and Misterx defending the biggest crown in the game, the BGW World title tonight, in a RAZORWIRE DEATH MATCH against the current number one contender, Hellstorm...the rest we can only speculate until either the Silencer, Val or Desire come out to tell us what we might be missing... - Jesse: Let's focus on what we DO know Gorilla...and that is that all three titles are on the line and that there are three number one contender bouts tonight as well...we also have been told that Stone Cold Steve Austin will be facing Riotist this evening as well...not to mention that... - *Ventura is interrupted as the Titantron starts with the entrance of Valerie Wyndham, the sultry redheaded assistant to The Silencer...* - -
- Gorilla: It looks as if we might get our answers sooner rather than later Jess... - *The stunning redhead asks for and receives a microphone and prepares to speak* - Valerie Wyndham: Good evening and welcome to Bloodbath...The Silencer is in the back, as he has another major announcement that will be revealed later this evening... - That said, I know you are all eagerly anticipating the knowledge of what we have lined up for you here tonight...let my tell you that you will not be disappointed... - Let me get to the point...as you know, tonight titles and number one contenderships are on the line...Misterx will defend his belt in a razorwire death match...Joe Bow will defend the US title in a Texas Heat match...the Intercontinental Title bout will be decided between Urukai and Valdor in a electrified light tube log cabin match... - Gorilla: Good grief Jess...right there is one we didn't know about...that is absolutely brutal... - Valerie: Stone Cold Steve Austin and Riotist will face off as well, in a BGW original, the Three Layers of Ozone...for a few other matches, let me introduce to you, my co assistant, Desire... - *The raven haired counterpart to Valerie makes her way to the ramp, microphone in hand, ready to add her information to the mix* - -
- Desire: Thank you Val...it is nice to see we could put our differences aside and work together as a cohesive unit... - Jesse: I know Grave Chill wished they were still feuding...he felt the effects of them on Trauma... - Desire: Since you covered the title matches, let me be the one to talk about the matches for the number one contenders... - Fritzchen and Master Chief were engaged in a brutal, bloody battle last week...tonight they will lock up once again for the right to be the number one contender for the BGW World Title...in a crimson cage match... - The #1 contender match for the Intercontinental title will be a classic TLC match: tables, ladders and chairs, between two bitter rivals, Johanne Isteilee and Aaron Rehab...these two have locked up in the past and will do it again for your pleasure... - Finally...the US Title number one contendership will be decided between The Angel of Desire and Jared "The Playmaker" Baker in a parking lot brawl...also one other note...we are bringing back the BGW Hardcore Title tonight, as the Human Pyro Torch steps in against Pudding on a Muffin to determine a champion... - Valerie: Hopefully we gave you something to look forward to this evening...enjoy the show...don't forget that The Silencer has an announcement of his own later on... - *The two leave linked arm in arm as the crowd cheers raucously with the newfound knowledge of what to expect this evening...* - Gorilla: I am absolutely stunned Jess...the amount of brutality that can be expected here tonight is astronomical... - Jesse: We always said that BGW was on the cutting edge since we started here Gorilla...now we just have another layer of proof... - Gorilla: Indeed we do Jess...with that, let's go up to Pamela Paulshock with our opening contest...
Pamela: The following contest is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, Vic Rattlehead! the whole place goes dark as megadeth's hangar 18 rocks the arena... spinning spotlights and a smoke filled stage compliment the music. Vic Rattlehead makes his way to the ring in jeans and a Megadeth T-shirt he slides into the ring... and climbs the turnbcukle to pose for the crowd. he gets down off the turnbuckle and into his corner, ready for the upcoming challenge...
Pamela: and his opponent, Hattie Black! a riff of guitar and drums breaks through the roar of the crowd as the lights go out in the arena. "the truth" by nonpoint plays as hattie enters the arena with the other half of girl trouble, the beautiful frankie eyes who blatently kisses and gropes hattie just outside the ring.
The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Vic Rattlehead prevails Vic Rattlehead gets ready to hit Hattie Black and raises his arm rapidly hitting with the forearm the opponent's jaw performing an light European Uppercut!! Vic Rattlehead dives on the opponent with a clothesline knocking him down executing a light 3 Point Stance Charge!! Vic Rattlehead blocks the opponent and hurls him holding his leg to slam him on the ground with a light TTD!! Vic Rattlehead grabs Hattie Black's hair Vic Rattlehead grabs one Hattie Black 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Vic Rattlehead makes a dash against the ropes and runs towards his opponent, then he hits him with his arm performing a light Clothesline!! Hattie Black pulls himself together and fights back Hattie Black charge his right arm Vic Rattlehead dodges the Chop and gains the initiative Vic Rattlehead lifts his running opponent by grabbing his arm to make his face fall on the mat with an light Uraken!! Vic Rattlehead grabs Hattie Black's hair Vic Rattlehead and lunges himself on the ropes Vic Rattlehead stretches out his own leg towards the opponent Hattie Black bends and grabs the opponent's leg driving him down to the mat avoiding the Big Boot Hattie Black prepares to hit the opponent hurling his leg and hits him on the face with a light Roundhouse Kick!! Hattie Black grabs his opponent's arm and starts twisting it hyperextending the elbow, executing a light Standing Armbar!! Vic Rattlehead escapes from the hold Vic Rattlehead quickly gets up and counterattacks! Vic Rattlehead grabs Hattie Black's hair Vic Rattlehead grabs one Hattie Black 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Vic Rattlehead tries to strike his opponent with the elbow and he does by performing a light Back Elbow Smash!! Vic Rattlehead grabs Hattie Black's hair Vic Rattlehead grabs his opponent, lifts him, turning him upside down, making him bump against the mat with a strong Shellshock!!! Vic Rattlehead applies an elevated single leg boston crab on his opponent lying on the mat and connects with a light Stretch Muffler!! Vic Rattlehead keeps his weak submission hold Hattie Black escapes from the hold Hattie Black pulls himself together and fights back Hattie Black gets next to the opponent bringing down an arm and hits him with the forearm executing an light European Uppercut!! Hattie Black dives on the opponent with a powerful clothesline knocking him down executing a light 3 Point Stance Charge!! Hattie Black grabs his opponent and lift him up over the head and lets him fall in front of him to perform a violent Gorilla Press Slam!! Vic Rattlehead interrupts his opponent attacks sequence Vic Rattlehead prepares his arm hitting him with a light Punch!! Vic Rattlehead prepares the leg Hattie Black bends dodging the Roundhouse Kick, starting the counterattack Hattie Black lifts the opponent grasping his neck with both hands and sits down throwing him with his back between his leg performing a violent Derailer!! Hattie Black grabs Vic Rattlehead's hair Hattie Black puts his opponent on his shoulder and lets his shoulder hit the knee, connecting with a strong Shoulder Breaker Thrust!! Hattie Black is about to perform his taunt Vic Rattlehead capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Hattie Black is faster and is not caught off guard! Hattie Black goes towards his rival and executes a light Throat Thrust hitting his opponent to the neck!! Vic Rattlehead interrupts his opponent attacks sequence Vic Rattlehead prepares his arm and hits the adversary with a strong Punch!! Vic Rattlehead rushes drooping sideways to the rival Hattie Black moves and dodges a Forearm On Leg, starting to counter-attack Hattie Black watches his opponent on the mat and gets on his belly with both feet performing a strong Walk on Belly!! Hattie Black grabs Vic Rattlehead's hair Hattie Black grabs one of his opponent's armd and swings him into the ropes Hattie Black runs towards his opponent and grabs him by the head to perform a light One Arm Bulldog!! Hattie Black is about to perform his taunt Vic Rattlehead capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! taking Hattie Black is caught out! Vic Rattlehead goes towards his rival and executes a strong Throat Thrust hitting his opponent to the neck!! Vic Rattlehead turns giving his shouldres to the adversary and kicks him with a violent Mule Kick!!! Vic Rattlehead tucks the opponent's head in his armpit Hattie Black avoids the DDT with a punch combination taking the initiative Hattie Black grabs his opponent by the neck and the groin, lifts him over his head and lets him fall in front of him to perform a violent Gorilla Press Slam!! Hattie Black is about to perform his taunt Vic Rattlehead capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Hattie Black is faster and is not caught off guard! Hattie Black charge his right arm Vic Rattlehead dodges the Chop and gains the initiative Vic Rattlehead grabs his running opponent by the arm and throws him down by performing an strong Uraken!! Vic Rattlehead puts his foot over his opponent's abdomen and covers him with a light Cocky Pin!! Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... Hattie Black kicks out Vic Rattlehead gets besides the laying opponent and hits him executing a strong Black Swan!! Vic Rattlehead swings his leg to hit his opponent with a strong Kick to Back!! Vic Rattlehead is about to perform his taunt Vic Rattlehead Extends The Arm For A Handshake But The Opponent Ain't Buyin' It executing A Peace Sells Hattie Black pulls himself together and fights back The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Vic Rattlehead prevails Vic Rattlehead grabs the adversary from the belt with an arm and makes him fall on the ground with a violent Pepsi Twist!! Vic Rattlehead hooks the adversary under the legs to grab his belt perfroming a violent Pulling Piledriver!!!! Vic Rattlehead grabs Hattie Black's hair Vic Rattlehead grabs one of his opponent's armd and swings him into the ropes Vic Rattlehead springboards towards the running opponent and nails a vicious kick to the head executing MORTAL Disintegrator!! Vic Rattlehead tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... Hattie Black firmly pulls a shoulder up Vic Rattlehead turns Hattie Black up as he tries a mild, pointless reaction Vic Rattlehead runs towards his opponent and he hits him on his chin with a light Chin Breaker!! Vic Rattlehead gets ready for the move waiting for the opponent to turn grabbing the opponet by his head with the arms, plunging him on the floor with an devastating Absolution!! HATTIE BLACK HAS A CUT!!! Vic Rattlehead blocks Hattie Black taking his arm and blocking his legs and bends him leaning on the abdominals applying an light Abdominal Stretch!! Vic Rattlehead keeps his weak submission hold Vic Rattlehead keeps his weak submission hold Hattie Black reaches for a rope and grabs it!! Vic Rattlehead releases his grasp Vic Rattlehead is about to perform his taunt Vic Rattlehead Extends The Arm For A Handshake But The Opponent Ain't Buyin' It executing A Peace Sells Hattie Black pulls himself together and fights back Hattie Black gets next to the opponent bringing down an arm Vic Rattlehead shifts and avoids an a European Uppercut, taking the initiative Vic Rattlehead prepares his arm to strike the adversary performing a strong Punch!! HATTIE BLACK IS BLEEDING!! Vic Rattlehead droops quickly sideways to his rival Hattie Black moves and dodges a a Forearm On Leg, starting to counter-attack Hattie Black slams his opponent on the mat and tries to tear off his leg with a strong Wish Bone!! Hattie Black keeps his weak submission hold Vic Rattlehead escapes from the hold Vic Rattlehead quickly gets up and counterattacks! Vic Rattlehead dives on the oppponent with a clothesline knocking him down executing a strong 3 Point Stance Charge!! Vic Rattlehead jumps and grabs the opponent's head and after a twirl executes an devastating Arabian DDT!!!! HATTIE BLACK IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! Vic Rattlehead is about to perform his taunt Vic Rattlehead Extends The Arm For A Handshake But The Opponent Ain't Buyin' It executing A Peace Sells Vic Rattlehead gets close to his grounded opponent and strikes his forehead with a powerful Black Swan!! Vic Rattlehead approaches his laying opponent and strikes his forehead with a strong Knee Stomp!! Vic Rattlehead tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... Hattie Black kicks out Vic Rattlehead turns Hattie Black still groggy up pulling his hair Hattie Black pulls himself together and fights back Hattie Black approaches his rival loading his arm and executes a strong Throat Thrust hitting his opponent to the neck!! Hattie Black dives on the opponent with a powerful clothesline Vic Rattlehead avoids the a 3 Point Stance Charge gaining the initiative Vic Rattlehead grabs his opponent, lifts him, turning him upside down, making him bump against the mat with a violent Shellshock!!! Vic Rattlehead hooks reverse DDT looking for The Polaris Hattie Black somehow counters the move, regaining the initiative!!! Hattie Black rises on the turnbuckle and throws himself on the opponent while performing a torsion with the body executing a strong Twisting Body Attack!! Hattie Black lies down in front of his rival, placing a leg under his opponent's neck Vic Rattlehead easily dodges his rival's a Sankaku-jime, taking back the initiative Vic Rattlehead gets besides the laying opponent and strikes his forehead with a strong Knee Stomp!! Vic Rattlehead puts his foot over his opponent's abdomen and covers him with a light Cocky Pin!! Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... - Gorilla: Vic Rattlehead just showing his dominance here tonight, Jess. Jesse: Hattie Black was looking good right up until Vic was able to get a good string of offense and get that blood flowing... - VIC RATTLEHEAD WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS HATTIE BLACK !!!!Vote Vic Rattlehead: Vote Hattie Black:
"The Monopoly" Muhib Ali looks around at the audience before pointing at a crew member at ringside...* *The Monopoly picks up the microphone...* Monopoly: Useless workers. I am greatness...I should not need to ask for a microphone. Next week I want a microphone laying in the ring before I enter. *Crowd boo and you suck chants begin* Monopoly: SHUT UP! *The Monopoly starts to point at the crowd.* Monopoly: YOU!, YOU! AND YOU! paid to see me. You did not come to make noise. Gorilla: Well I certainly did not pay to see him... Monopoly: I've been told I'm facing a mystery opponent tonight. If he is anything like my opponent on Tuesday this will be over in seconds... *Muhib waits for his opponent and sits on the turnbuckle*
Gorilla: A great contest here Jess, as the Monopoly Man, Muhib Ali, who claims that BGW will never be the same again, squares off with one half of the tag champs, Frankie Eyes... - Jesse: The down side of this match Monsoon is that Hattie isn't out here with Frankie...you know what a striking pair they make... - Gorilla: I figured you would mention that Jess, and you are correct, Hattie will not be down here, as she was bloodied by Vic Rattlehead in our opening contest this evening...with that, here's Pamela Paulshock with the introductions... - Pamela: "The following contest is scheduled for One Fall!" - "Introducing first, he is the Monopoly Man, Muhib Ali"! - Muhib Ali makes his way to the ring -
"And his opponent, one half of the BGW tag team champions, Frankie Eyes"! - the arena goes dark and lights flicker as the sounds of cameras shuttering on and off is heard Frankie Eyes makes his way to the ring wearing revealing spandex tights that stretches taut across her body along with her trademark dark sunglasses standing up and greeting the audience from the limousine's roof, before sliding gracefully out of the door and walking gracefully down the carpet with her lover, Hattie Black, who kisses her burning with passion, clinging tightly to her waist when she arrives, a light shines over her on the center of the ring, and she blows kisses to the audience -
Frankie Eyes gains the initiative exploiting her quickness!! Frankie Eyes approaches the opponent and hits him to his throat with a light Throat Thrust!! Frankie Eyes turns giving her shoulders to the adversary and kicks him with a light Mule Kick!!! Frankie Eyes prepares to hit the opponent grasping him by his chest then she lifts his knee and hits him with a light Tie Up Knee Strike!! Muhib Ali interrupts his opponent's attack sequence Muhib Ali approaches the opponent Frankie Eyes droops quickly dodging a Throat Thrust Frankie Eyes approaches the opponent and gives a blow to his throat executing a light Throat Thrust!! Frankie Eyes turns giving her shoulders to the adversary and kicks him with a light Mule Kick!!! Frankie Eyes grabs her opponent and throws him to the ropes with an light Irish Whip!! Frankie Eyes waits for the running opponent and lifts him with unheard strength to throw him high above her head, performing a light High Back Body Drop!! Frankie Eyes grabs Muhib Ali's hair Frankie Eyes prepares to hit the opponent grasping him by his chest executing a light Tie Up Knee Strike!! - Gorilla: Frankie Eyes starting like a house of fire here...it looks like Muhib doesn't know what hit him so far Jess... - Jesse: Does he even know the bell rang Monsoon? It's like he's moving in wet cement out there... - Muhib Ali pulls himself together and fights back Muhib Ali charges his arm Frankie Eyes dodges an Overhand Chop to gain the initiative Frankie Eyes charges her arm and strikes her opponent with a light Elbow Smash!! Frankie Eyes performs a backflip, using the top rope as a springboard and hooks her opponent's head with his leg, flipping him on the ground, with a strong Springboard Hurracanrana!! Frankie Eyes pulls Muhib Ali still groggy, by his hair Frankie Eyes raises the opponent charging him on the shoulders Muhib Ali gets down from the opponent's shoulders avoiding an Airplane Spin, taking the initiative Muhib Ali grasps the opponent and lifts her up, slamming her down to the ground performing a strong Body Slam - quickly folowing with a knee drop to the face. Muhib Ali applies an elevated single leg Boston crab on his opponent lying on the mat and uses his arms to force the shin and thigh of the opponent down, thereby placing pressure on her knee, performing a light Stretch Muffler!! - Gorilla: The Monopoly finally starting to show a couple signs of life as he manages to put together consecutive offensive maneuvers for the first time in the contest... - Frankie Eyes escapes from the hold Frankie Eyes quickly gets up and counterattacks! Frankie Eyes leaps up executing a somersault, pointing at her opponent lying across the ring and lands on him splashing him with a violent Standing Moonsault!! Frankie Eyes grabs Muhib Ali's hair Frankie Eyes tucks the opponent's head in her armpit and wraps her arm around the head and pulls her own leg back, then kicks the leg forward quickly slamming it to the ground to build momentum to fall backwards and flips her opponent over herself, so he lands on his back, executing a violent Snap Suplex!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! the impact of this blow is so hard that Muhib Ali has fallen out of the ring!!!! Frankie Eyes stays in the ring recovering and waiting for Muhib Ali Referee: "Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Referee: "Twooooooooooooooooo!!!" Referee: "Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Muhib Ali goes up again in the ring - Gorilla: She managed to flip him right out of the ring there Jess...maybe that will snap Muhib back into the reality of the fact that he is in a match here... - Jesse: You have to hope so Monsoon, or this one will be over in a hurry... - Frankie Eyes grabs her opponent's head and strikes her opponent's face with her knee to perform a light Knee on Head!! Muhib Ali interrupts his opponent's attack sequence Muhib Ali points to the opponent with decision Frankie Eyes avoids an Ear Slap and takes the initiative Frankie Eyes charges her arm and strikes his opponent's face with strong Elbow Smash!! Frankie Eyes performs a backflip, using the top rope as a springboard and performs a head scissors take down on his opponent's head, putting him on the ground with a double-leg cradle pinning hold, connecting with a strong Media Spin!! - Gorilla: There's the Media Spin, one of the patented moves of Frankie Eyes, and she caught The Monopoly flush with it as well... - Frankie Eyes bounces off, using the top rope Muhib Ali breaks free from his opponent's a Springboard Hurracanrana and regains the initiative Muhib Ali is about to perform his taunt Muhib Ali Gets On To The Turnbuckle And Waits For The Fans To Stand Up To See A Potentially Brilliant Move Before Getting Back Down And Taunting The Crowd executing A Fly - Jesse: See, poor thinking by The Monopoly here Gorilla...he wisely gets out of the way of the springboard Hurracanrana, and instead of following up with some offense, he goes and plays to the crowd...I can see this backfiring quickly... - Muhib Ali grabs an opponent's arm, then he grabs her opposite leg too Frankie Eyes easily dodges a Gangsta Stretch, gaining the initiative Frankie Eyes opens the opponent's legs, hitting him with a violent Kick to Groin!! - Gorilla: That will stagger even the heartiest of men Jess...no one likes to take a shot like that... - Jesse: Now I like Frankie Gorilla, but that should have been an out and out disqualification...what in the world was the ref thinking allowing that to happen? It isn't like he was distracted from the action... Frankie Eyes grabs Muhib Ali's hair Frankie Eyes grabs both of her opponent's arms and hooks them, places her hands palm down flat against the opponent's upper back, then she raises the opponent and falls backwards, arching her back and legs, slamming the opponent down to the mat shoulder and neck first, executing a light Tiger Suplex!! Frankie Eyes grabs Muhib Ali's hair Frankie Eyes grabs one of Muhib Ali 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Frankie Eyes charges his opponent and strikes him with a strong Shoulder Block!! Muhib Ali interrupts his opponent's attack sequence Muhib Ali points to the opponent with decision and hits her face with an light Ear Slap showing no respect!! Muhib Ali prepares the leg Frankie Eyes bends dodging a Roundhouse Kick, starting the counterattack Frankie Eyes bounces off by using the middle rope, performing a backflip in mid-air towards her opponent and hooks her opponent's head with his leg, flipping him on the ground, with a violent Springboard Hurracanrana!! Frankie Eyes gets ready to hit her opponent by opening his legs and hits him to the groin with a strong Kick to Groin!! - Jesse: Come on ref, that's the second time now...even I have to say to call for the bell, there is no room for that, especially since turnabout would NOT be fair play in this instance... Frankie Eyes is about to perform her taunt Frankie Eyes Rapidly Slams Her Opponent Down On The Mat Leaning Over Them And Pulling Out A Black Sharpie Before Quickly Scribbling Her Name On Their Foreheads executing A Here's Your Freak'n Autograph Frankie Eyes executes a backflip standing next to the lying opponent and lands on him splashing him with a well executed devastating Box Office Bomb!!! Frankie Eyes leaps up executing a somersault, pointing at his opponent lying across the ring and lands on him splashing him with a powerful Standing Moonsault!! - Gorilla: Frankie really has been in control since the opening bell of this contest, and The Monopoly has been sleepwalking...will the Box Office Bomb wake him up? - Jesse: If the two shots to the groin didn't Gorilla, what makes you think anything else will...? - Muhib Ali interrupts his opponent's attack sequence Muhib Ali approaches the opponent and executes a violent Throat Thrust hitting his opponent to the neck!! Muhib Ali prepares the leg and hits the opponent with a powerful Roundhouse Kick!! - Gorilla: Look at that Jess, The Monopoly with a proverbial offensive flurry... - Jesse: A flurry? Given his performance so far that is an all out onslaught Monsoon...he couldn't hit water falling off a cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic... - Muhib Ali raises the opponent Frankie Eyes avoids an Air Raid Siren easily. taking the initiative Frankie Eyes leaps up executing a somersault, pointing at his opponent lying across the ring and lands on him splashing him with a devastating Standing Moonsault!! Frankie Eyes gracefully sweeps the legs out from under her groggy opponent before running to the ropes springboarding off of the middle rope and performing a corkscrew spin mid-air Muhib Ali somehow counters the move, regaining the initiative!!! - Jesse: She missed Gorilla! The Monopoly gets out of the way, and not a second too soon... - Gorilla: He has to capitalize now Jess...he might not get another chance here... - Muhib Ali climbs the turnbuckle and throwing herself towards the rival hitting him with an arm executing a violent Flying Clothesline!! Muhib Ali is about to perform his taunt Muhib Ali Throws Monopoly Money At The Crowd executing A Wowser Muhib Ali gets close to the opponent and jumps to hit him with the elbow by performing a violent Elbow Drop!! Muhib Ali gets caught trying to play to the crowd, losing the initiative!!! Frankie Eyes grabs his opponent and throws him to the ropes with an light Irish Whip!! Frankie Eyes quickly runs up her opponent as if he were a turnbuckle stepping off of his knees then his waist then his shoulders...Upon reaching the apex of her climb she leaps into the air and performs a backwards somersault before landing evenly on his shoulders giving one final twist to launch him face first towards the mat rolling up after executing light Frankiecanrana Pin!! Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... - Gorilla: Now she hit the Frankiecanrana Jess...hooks the leg...1...........2.....no, Muhib manages to fire out of there and stay alive... - Jesse: Maybe that is the actual wake up call that he'll listen to and try to win this match instead of giving it away... - Muhib Ali gets up and resolutely fights back Muhib Ali waits for the adversary joining his fists like an hammer and hitting her on the face performing a violent Polish Hammer!! FRANKIE EYES HAS A CUT!!! Muhib Ali is about to perform his taunt Muhib Ali Gets On To The Turnbuckle And Waits For The Fans To Stand Up To See A Potentially Brilliant Move Before Getting Back Down And Taunting The Crowd executing A Fly Muhib Ali gets on the top turnbuckle raising an arm to the sky and leaps toward Frankie Eyes hitting her with a strong Diving Elbow Drop!! - Gorilla: Shades of the “Macho Man” Randy Savage with that elbow from the top rope as he drives it right into the heart of Frankie Eyes... Muhib Ali grabs Frankie Eyes's hair Muhib Ali grabs one of his opponent's arms and swings her into the ropes Muhib Ali runs towards his opponent and he hits her on his chin with a strong Chin Breaker!! Frankie Eyes interrupts her opponent's attack sequence Frankie Eyes approaches the opponent Muhib Ali droops quickly dodging a a Throat Thrust Muhib Ali gets ready to hit the opponent Frankie Eyes dodges an Overhand Chop to gain the initiative Frankie Eyes turns against the adversary and hits him with a violent Mule Kick on the groin!! Frankie Eyes approaches the opponent and grasps him by his chest, Muhib Ali dodges a Tie Up Knee Strike with a nice movement, taking back the initiative Muhib Ali grabs the opponent by his arm and falling down performs a devastating Money Breaker on his rival's arm!! - Gorilla: He calls that the Money Breaker Jess...The Monopoly really starting to turn things around and it looks as if he may be gaining the upper hand finally as this match wears on... - Muhib Ali grabs the opponent by his arm and falls down with powerful Falling Arm Breaker!! Muhib Ali climbs the top turnbuckle and raises his fists holding them together and jumps toward the opponent quickly lowering them, performing a devastating Double Axe Handle!! Muhib Ali tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... - Gorilla: Hooks the leg after drilling her right between the eyes with that double axe handle...he could have her here....1..........2.......... - INCREDIBLE!!! FRANKIE EYES a breaks the count by pulling the referee shirt!! Muhib Ali is forced to get up - Gorilla: I've seen some tricks in my time Jess, but grabbing the shirt of the referee to dodge the three count is a bit ridiculous... - Jesse: Whatever it takes to stay in the match Gorilla...call it what it is, innovative strategy... - Muhib Ali charges his arm, striking his opponent's forehead with his arm's side, performing an light Overhand Chop!! Frankie Eyes interrupts her opponent's attack sequence Frankie Eyes gets ready to hit Muhib Ali Muhib Ali shifts and avoids an European Uppercut, taking the initiative Muhib Ali opens his hand, hitting his opponent with the palm with a light Chop followed by a chant of WOOOOOO!!! - Gorilla: The Monopoly continuing to channel some of the greats of the business as he adds Ric Flair to the collection with that chop across the chest... - Jesse: Can he channel a win along with it Monsoon, or is this just going to go for naught? - Muhib Ali prepares to hit the opponent hurling his leg and hits the opponent with a powerful Roundhouse Kick!! Muhib Ali gains speed bouncing against the ropes and runs toward the opponent knocking him down with a strong Rope Drop Clothesline!! Frankie Eyes interrupts her opponent's attack sequence Frankie Eyes grabs her opponent's head Muhib Ali easily avoids a Knee on Head and gains the initiative Muhib Ali stares at the opponent and hits her face with an light Ear Slap showing no respect!! Muhib Ali grabs the opponent standing up, and raises her on the shoulders...after that he drops her on the ground, making her land on the knee executing an violent Augmented Fireman Carry!!! Muhib Ali gets on the top turnbuckle raising his fists held together and leaps toward the opponent quickly lowering them, performing a strong Double Axe Handle!! - Gorilla: He caught her dead to rights with that double axe handle, Frankie went down like a ton of bricks...she might be out cold Jess... - Jesse: If that's the case, Gorilla, he needs to go for the cover right now and try for the three count...no time to be wasted... - Muhib Ali tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... - Gorilla: He got her...The Monopoly victorious in a hard fought battle with Frankie Eyes here, and I have to say Jess, for a long time it didn't seem that it was going to go his way... - Jesse: You are absolutely right Gorilla, the first half of the match Muhib did absolutely nothing...he finally snapped out of it late and it was enough to get the 1, 2, 3 but he won't be able to start off so slowly against the big names in this company...they'll bury him. - Pamela: Here is your winner, The Monopoly, Muuuuuuuuuuuhib Allllllllllllllli! MUHIB ALI WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS FRANKIE EYES !!!!Vote Muhib Ali: Vote Frankie Eyes:
*The cameras show the outside of the arena and the parking lot area, which would be the scene of the upcoming US Title #1 Contenders match between The Angel Of Desire and Jared "The Playmaker" Baker...* - *Suddenly we hear a crash, like glass smashing, followed by an almighty shriek from a male voice obviously in pain...* - *An unknown guy suddenly runs through the parking lot, looking like he's in alot of pain...* - *The camera zooms in slightly and we can see the figure has a cut on his forehead and blood gushing down his face...* - *He looks back to where he came from, with a look of fear in his eyes and then flees out of the parking lot...* - *The camera pans to the side to reveal The Angel Of Desire, standing there with a mischevious grin on her face and a broken glass bottle in her hand...*
- Gorilla: We should have known Jess, that The Angel of Desire would be behind such a thing... - Jesse: Why Gorilla? She is focused on her match with The Playmaker this evening, and with that being the case, you wouldn't think that anyone would be wise in crossing her path... - "Why can't they get rid of these bums before we come into town?" she says to herself. - *She walks slowly through the parking lot, the camera following her...* - *Suddenly she stops and sits down in the middle of the parking lot, notices the camera and beckons the camera man to come over...* - The Angel of Desire: "You see that? You see that bum there?" *she points towards the exit*..."That was just a warm up for tonight. You see, being raised in a wealthy family I didn't have many friends, most people were jealous of me and who I was. And of course, there was alot of people trying to harm me... So I had to learn to defend myself, learn to fight and take on these people..." - "You see, tonight I have been put into a parking lot brawl to decide who the number one contender is for the US Title. Well that just suits me fine. I grew up fighting in parking lots, so this environment is like a second home to me." - "Now you see what I just did to that bum? Well tonight that is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to Jared Baker. Because tonight Jared, you're stepping into my domain, my yard... And when it's all over, I don't think you'd even be able to walk out of this parking lot on your own..." - "And then when it's all over, I will be the number one contender. I WILL be the one taking on the US Champ. And it doesn't matter if its Grave Chill or that scumbag Joe Bow, I WILL be the US Champ when it's all over and done with..." - "So Jared.... I'm waiting right here for you, right here where I belong..." - *The camera then fades to black* - Gorilla: She sounds like she is ready to go Jess...one has to wonder if the Playmaker will be able to match that intensity... - Jesse: If he isn't, he's in for a rude awakening Gorilla, no two ways about that...TAOD is ready to go...
- Gorilla: Up next is the BGW Hardcore Title, which is making its debut here in Wrestling Game Entertainment tonight... Jesse: I've been looking forward to this match, Gorilla. These Hardcore matches can be one of the most brutal matches with the right people... - Pamela: The following contest is the Hardcore Match for the BGW Hardcore Title! In this contest, anything goes, and there will be no disqualification! Pamela: Introducing first, the human pyro, Torch!! Suddenly high flames light on, as though the ‘Tron was set to fire! Torch makes his way to the ring wearing a red tank top, tattoos on his arms, and baggy black jeans, his hair colored red, yellow and orange two Pyrotechnics red and blue, blow at each corner of the ring Pamela: and his opponent, Pudding on a Muffin! it seems like a thunder has just stroke! Pudding on a Muffin makes his way to the ring Pudding on a Muffin gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!! Pudding on a Muffin approaches the opponent and hits him to his throat with a light Throat Thrust!! Pudding on a Muffin stares his opponent's in his eyes extends his arm out from the side of the body and parallel to the ground, knocking over him while running by with a light Standing Clothesline!! Pudding on a Muffin grabs a barbed wire bat and hits the opponent on his arms executing a light barbed wire bat shot!! - Gorilla: A nasty barbed wire bat shot, but Torch got his arms up to block it... Jesse: It was a smart move, Gorilla. Better your arms than your face... - Pudding on a Muffin lays down on the opponent and slips an arm under his neck Torch shifts avoiding the Rear Naked Choke taking the initiative Torch moves behind his opponent while he's sitting on the ground pulling straight back on the chin performing a light Chin Lock!! Torch keeps his ruthless submission hold Pudding on a Muffin escapes from the hold Torch grabs Pudding on a Muffin's hair Torch locks the opponent's head under his arm falling backward slamming the opponent's head into the mat with a light DDT!! Torch grabs Pudding on a Muffin's hair Torch hooks the adversary under the legs and drags him in a light Pulling Piledriver!!!! Pudding on a Muffin interrupts his opponent attacks sequence Pudding on a Muffin goes towards his rival and gives a blow to his throat executing a light Throat Thrust!! Pudding on a Muffin leaps toward the opponent and performs a strong Bicycle Kick hitting the opponent with two kicks!! Pudding on a Muffin grabs a barbed wire bat and hits the opponent on his back executing a strong barbed wire bat shot!! - Gorilla: A hard base ball shot takes Torch to the ground! - Pudding on a Muffin grabs the opponent's arms between his legs and throws him forward in a pinfall position performing a Recliner Pin!! Referee starts counting... - Gorilla: Pudding on a Muffin with the recliner pin and... - ....1.... ....2.... Torch kicks out - Gorilla: No! Torch manages to kick out after two, and this match will go on! - Pudding on a Muffin grabs the grounded opponent's feet and falls backward throwing him to the turnbuckle performing a violent Rocket Launcher!! Pudding on a Muffin grabs a stop sign from the floor and hits the opponent forehead executing a powerful stop sign shot!! - Gorilla: A nasty Rocket Launcher followed by that shot from the stop sign, and Torch is staggered... Jesse: Pudding is really taking it to Torch early on in this match... - Pudding on a Muffin grabs Torch's hair Pudding on a Muffin and lunges himself on the ropes Pudding on a Muffin waits for the adversary Torch eludes a Power Slam and counterattacks Torch garbs his running opponent by the arm and throws him down by performing an light Uraken!! Torch grabs Pudding on a Muffin's hair Torch locks the opponent's head under his arm over a steel chair forcing the opponent to dive onto his head with a strong Modified DDT on a Steel Chair!! PUDDING ON A MUFFIN IS BLEEDING!! - Gorilla: Torch took advantage of that chair with a huge DDT and now the crimson life blood is pouring down Pudding's face! Jesse: That's usin' your opponent's head, Monsoon. Torch may have just won this match. There's no way Pudding is going to be fighting like he has after that... - Torch grapples his opponent's head from behind and turns him and crashes him on the mat, executing a devastating Shellshock!!!! - Gorilla: Torch with a powerful Shellshock, but Pudding on a Muffin looks like he's ready to get back in this fight, now... Jesse: I don't know how they do it, Gorilla, but this match is better than I expected... - Pudding on a Muffin interrupts his opponent attacks sequence Pudding on a Muffin goes towards his rival and gives a blow to his throat executing a light Throat Thrust!! Pudding on a Muffin turns against the adversary and hits hime with a light Mule Kick on the groin!! Pudding on a Muffin applies a front facelock and tucks the opponent's head in his armpit and wraps his arm around the head and swings over the opponent and down to the ground, in a semi-circular motion, so that both the wrestlers fall to the ground back-first, performing a violent Breaking The Neck Of A Pudding!! Pudding on a Muffin grabs the opponent from behind and hits him with an hard blow to the back, performing a strong Backbreaker!! *Pudding on a Muffin rolls out of the ring to grab a trash can before hurrying back through the ropes...* Pudding on a Muffin takes the trash can and puts it over Torch's head before performing a dropkick executing a devastating trash can dropkick!! - Gorilla: Pudding finding some innovative ways to use the weapons around the ring, Jess... Jesse: I don't think Torch will be able to dodge out of the way if he can't see the moves, Monsoon. It was a smart move... - Pudding on a Muffin goes ahead of the dumped opponent grabbing him by the head with both the hands and raises him hurling him with the face on the ground with a devastating Pudding Face, jostling the trash can off of Torch!! Pudding on a Muffin grabs the grounded opponent's feet and throws him to the turnbuckle performing a strong Rocket Launcher!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! the impact of this blow is so hard that Torch has fallen out of the ring!!!! Pudding on a Muffin leaves the ring - Gorilla: A nasty Rocket Launcher sent Torch right out of the ring, and Pudding followed right after him to keep on the offensive... - Pudding on a Muffin positions the opponent's head on the apron ring to take a run-up and to land on the opponent with a strong Elbow Smash on the Apron!!!!! Pudding on a Muffin positions the opponent's head on the apron ring to hit him with an Elbow Smash on the head,executing a violent Elbow Smash on the Apron!!!!! Pudding on a Muffin positions the opponent's head on the apron ring Torch makes unbalance the opponent, who slips, to take the initiative !!! Torch lifts up the opponent on his shoulders to perform a Powerbomb twice and slams him down on to a barbed wire chair twice performing a devastating Double Powerbomb!!!! Torch is about to perform his taunt Pudding on a Muffin capitalizes on his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Torch is faster and is not caught off guard! - Gorilla: Torch thought Pudding was down and out, and it nearly cost him as he tried to taunt Pudding... Jesse: Even I thought Pudding was down after that nasty Double Powerbomb... - Torch blocks the opponent and slams him to the ground, with a violent DDT on the Ground!!!!! Torch is about to perform his taunt Torch Torch Gets That Look In His Eyes And Looks Around Before Climbing To The Top Turnbuckle And Doing A Forward Flip Back Onto The Mat executing The Fireball Torch lifts the adversary on a shoulder and crashes him on the commentators' table performing a strong Powerslam on the Table!!!! Torch jumps from the apron ring performing a powerful Flying Headbutt from Apron!!!!! Torch throws himself from the apron ring on the opponent performing a strong Flying Headbutt from Apron!!!!! Torch is about to perform his taunt Pudding on a Muffin capitalizes on his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Torch is faster and is not caught off guard! Torch goes up again in the ring Pudding on a Muffin goes up again in the ring Torch grabs his opponent's head and then he strikes it with his knee many times, by performing a light Knees Lift!! Pudding on a Muffin pulls himself together and fights back Pudding on a Muffin opens wide his arms Torch moves to the side and he avoids a a Mongolian Chop, taking back the initiative Torch prepares his arm and falls on the opponent with his fist executing a light Fist But!! Torch gains momentum by bouncing off the top rope, and leaps backwards on his opponent Pudding on a Muffin moves out the way just in time, dodging the a Springboard Crossbody and retaking initative Pudding on a Muffin grabs the opponent round the waist in a bear like grip and crushes him till he turns purple executing powerful Putting The Pudding In The Muffin!! Pudding on a Muffin tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... - Gorilla: Torch went for that Springboard Crossbody, but missed! Jesse: and Pudding on a Muffin capitalised with that finisher of his, Monsoon, and he may get the pin right here. - ....1.... Torch gets up and resolutely fights back - Gorilla: Not yet as Torch manages to kick out before the two count! - Torch grabs a Pudding on a Muffin's leg and forms a tangle with one of his legs applying an strong Crossfire Leg Lock!! Torch keeps his weak submission hold PUDDING ON A MUFFIN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! Pudding on a Muffin reaches for a rope and grabs it!! - Gorilla: Pudding on a Muffin saved himself from that Crossfire Leg Lock by grabbing the rope, but the damage may have been done... - Torch releases his grasp Torch grabs his opponent and lifts him to throw him by performing a devastating Uranage!! Torch is about to perform his taunt Pudding on a Muffin capitalizes on his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Torch is faster and is not caught off guard! Torch grabs a baseball bat and hits the opponent forehead executing a devastating baseball bat shot!! Torch grabs his oppponent from behind and pull his opponent's arms straight back and places his foot on the opponent's back executing light Slow Burn!! Torch keeps his weak submission hold Pudding on a Muffin reaches for a rope and grabs it!! - Gorilla: Once again Pudding saves himself by using the ropes to force Torch to break the hold... - The referee tries to make Torch break the hold, but he keeps it locked in... PUDDING ON A MUFFIN LOOKS SLIGHTLY INJURED!!! Torch releases his grasp - Gorilla: Torch just being brutal in this match, and Pudding isn't looking too good... Jesse: He's got to be brutal, Gorilla. This is for the Hardcore championship! Gorilla: I know that, Jess, but- Jesse: No buts about it, Monsoon. You've got to do what it takes to win the match, and it was all legal. Stop complaining! - *Torch drags Pudding on a Muffin to the tunbuckle and sits him upright before rolling out of the ring to get a ladder... Torch sets the ladder up with the legs positioned against Pudding on a Muffin's groin and face* - Gorilla: I don't like what Torch has planned, Jess... Jesse: You don't like anything, Monsoon! This should be great! - Torch backs into the turnbuckle opposite of Pudding on a Muffin and runs towards him and baseball slide into the ladder, causing it to smash into Pudding on a Muffin, executing a devastating Ladder Crush!!! - Gorilla: Oh no! Jesse: I don't think Pudding will be having any kids after this match, Gorilla... Gorilla: The ref needs to stop this match! Torch has gone too far, and Pudding on a Muffin is bleeding profusely... Jesse: This match is just getting good, Monsoon. Would you just shut up and call the match? - PUDDING ON A MUFFIN IS A CRIMSON MASK!!! Torch pulls Pudding on a Muffin to his feet and then irish whips him out of the ring! Torch climbs to the top turnbuckle and raises his arms, urging the fans to cheer more loudly The crowd roars, "BGW, BGW, BGW..." As Pudding on a Muffin gets to his feet, Torch jumps from the top turnbuckle delivering a Missile Dropkick to Pudding that sends him into the arena barricade! - Gorilla: What a drop kick! Jesse: A few more moves like that and Pudding may not walk out of this arena, Gorilla! - Torch begins stomping away at Pudding's ribs, switching to his face when Pudding tries to cover himself Torch looks out across the crowd and signals for a weapon and various objects like chairs, crutches, plastic title belts, and the like come raining down. Torch and Pudding getting hammered as weaponry starts to fill the ring, a chair hitting Torch in the face and dropping him instantly! Fans slowly running out of weaponry so they start to stand up and throw their chairs - hundreds of chairs flying into the ring, Torch tryin to rise but another chair smashing him from his feet - within seconds the ring is half full of chairs and neither wrestler can be seen - the referee has wisely escaped to ringide and is hiding behind the announcers table! Gorilla: Ive never seen anything like it Jesse, the ring is full of chairs and both combatants have been literally buried alive! Jesse: Now that is what I call Hardcore Monsoon!!! Suddenly an arm sticking up through the chairs and Pudding starts to drag himself up, the chairs on the opposite side of the ring move and Torch is rising as well - both men covered in bumps and blood from that chair burial - Torch and Pudding unsteady on the moving chairs but moving towards each other - Torch scooping up a chair and throwing it at Pudding, the big man catching it and BAM!! Torch taking off with a flying side kick smashing that chair back into Pudding face and blood flies everywhere as Pudding drops like he's been shot! The referee getting back into the ring as Torch covers and 1..2..3!! Torch does it - Torch is the BGW Hardcore champion!! Torch staggering to his feet bleeding heavily as the referee raises his hand and gives him the belt - medics into the ring to check on Pudding..... - Gorilla: What a brutal match between these two, Jess. Jesse: They don't call it hardcore for nothing, Monsoon, and now we have our new BGW Hardcore Champion! - TORCH WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS PUDDING ON A MUFFIN !!!!Vote Torch: Vote Pudding on a Muffin:
Gorilla: We were told that The Silencer has an announcement of his own to make tonight, according to the lovely Valerie Wyndham, so we sent our new backstage reporter, Lacey, to get the information...Lacey? - *Camera pans to backstage on the expansive office of the BGW General Manager, The Silencer...it finds a stunning blonde, wearing a short skirted business suit with a white top, standing outside the door...* -
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- Lacey: Thanks Gorilla...I have to say that I am a little nervous, this being my first assignment here and having to deal with the boss himself, a Hall of Famer in this business... - *Lacey tentatively knocks on the door and upon receiving permission to enter, opens the door and steps inside...* -
- The Silencer: Yes, what is it? I am sure that you know I have a lot of work to do here... - Lacey: The Silencer, we understand that you had an announcement to make here tonight...could you tell us what that might be? - The Silencer: Ah yes...well, you see Lacey...it's time that BGW started giving EVERYONE a fair shot at winning some gold around here...the odds of knocking off guys like Misterx and the top level stars are long... - That said, starting Tuesday, BGW is proud to bring back the BGW Television Title in addition to the BGW Hardcore Title that will be competed for this evening...the TV title will be an eight competitor tournament, with the winner of that the first BGW Television Champion of the new era... - Lacey: Do you know who will be in the tournament for those titles yet? - The Silencer: The participants will be revealed on Tuesday as we determine the worthy contenders for the belts...needless to say it will make EVERY match a critical one from here on out, even for the individuals working on making a name for themselves... - Lacey: Thanks The Silencer, for taking the time to answer the questions and concerns that I had here this evening... - The Silencer: My pleasure Lacey...glad to have you aboard as a member of the team... - Lacey: There you have it Gorilla...another new title coming to BGW...now everyone will be in the mix...I doubt anyone will be upset about that option...back to you and Jesse at ringside... _
The Angel Of Desire Versus. Jared ‘The Playmaker’ Baker Car Park Brawl Monsoon: Welcome BGW fans to a different piece of scenery, cars, and tarmac – this can only be…. You guessed it the car park! Jesse: Astute observation Monsoon, you really are as sharp as ever!! Monsoon: Err thanks Jesse…. I think…. Jesse: Let’s just get on with the Match Monsoon, I cant wait for the blood in this one!! **The camera cuts to the Car Park area, where we see the Angel of desire and Jared ‘The Playmaker’ Baker facing each other and looking ready to fight, a crowd of eager fans have gathered around the two competitors and are chanting “BGW, BGW…” Angel and Jared circling warily, both taking in their unusual surroundings – Angel suddenly screaming maniacally and launching with a hard dropkick to Jared’s left knee, Jared hitting the floor hard! Angel just kicking Jared while he’s on the floor, aiming mostly at that knee but throwing the odd kick towards the face, Jared covering up and blocking as best he can as he get’s to his feet, Angel firing off another kick but Jared raising the leg to block and then stepping in to smash an elbow into Angel’s face – Angel staggering back but the Playmaker stepping in close to grab a handful of hair to launch Angel towards a parked car – Angel thinking quickly and sliding across he bonnet and landing on her feet. Both combatants moving back towards each other – Angel firing off a fast kick to the leg, Jared firing back but Angel instantly grabbing the leg and launching Jared with a Dragonscrew – Jared up quickly and ducking an Angel superkick – quickly grabbing the head and taking Angel down with a neckreaker, Jared rolling backwards and transitioning into the mount, Angel firing some punches up but Jared rearing up to smash a hard closed fist into Angels face and then another, Angel rocked and Jared taking advantage by grabbing her ears and smashing her head twice off of the tarmac before covering for an early pin attempt and the 1..2.. shoulder up! Jesse: And I thought this was over already Monsoon – a brutal start to this match and an early pin attempt from the Playmaker!! Monsoon: Angel hard as nails though Monsoon and it’ll take more than that to keep her down!! Jared pulling Angel up and hitting two hard European uppercuts before shoving her back into a parked car – Angel looking Dazed as Jared takes two quick steps and tries to take her head off with a big boot, Angel moving just in time and Jared smashing his foot through the drivers window – Angel taking advantage as his leg gets stuck by punching him hard in the happy sacks and then blasting his left knee with three solid kicks, Jared falling backwards, his leg coming free before he crashes to the tarmac! Angel leaping up onto the bonnet and jumping with a legdrop, Jared quickly rolling clear! Jesse: Oh my god I think Angel just broke her ass!Monsoon: Not sure if that’s possible Jesse but if it is she probably just did it!! Angel getting up clutching her backside as Jared runs in and turns her inside out with a huge clothesline! Jared grabbing both legs and slingshotting angel hard into that already damaged car – Angel leaving a bloody smear on the paintwork but Jared not stopping as he pulls her up and slams her face onto the bonnet before rolling her onto the bonnet and climbing up himself. Monsoon: Oh dear, this isn’t looking good Jesse! Jesse: opinions vary Monsoon!! Jared pulling Angel to her feet and setting her up in a powerbomb position, the fans going mental as they start to smell the blood – Angel with enough sense left to drop her head slightly and slam it up into Jared’s groin, the Playmaker hurt by that and Angel quickly capitalizing as she grabs an arm and drops the Playmaker hard with a single Arm DDT onto the cars windscreen – miraculously the screen not smashing but cracks spiderwebbing across it as both athletes lay still breathing deeply – Angel forcing herself to her knee’s and then dragging Jared up with her – both on their feet and its Jared who still dazed from that DDT tries something desperate as he grabs Angel and just launches her towards that windscreen – the screen stands no chance this time and glass flies everywhere as Angel and Jared smash through it and halfway into the car! Monsoon: Holy cow Jesse – this ones over, call the ambulance!! Jesse: It can’t end like this Monsoon – look…..Monsoon: Unbelievable, both Angel and Jared moving!! Jared kicking the drivers door open and crawling out of the car before slumping bloodied and beaten to the tarmac, Angel exiting the way she went in through that windscreen – she see’s Jared on the floor and staggers to her feet – leaping with a hard cannonball to Jared’s face! Angel covering and 1..2.. Monsoon: Oh No Jesse!! The count broken up as Joe Bow comes running through the crowd and smashes a trash can over the back of Angel’s head! Jesse: The cheating asshole – you gotta love him! Bow pulling Angel to her feet and grabbing the back of her head and running her towards another car, smashing her face straight through the front passenger window! Jared on his feet and looking dazed but scooping up the dented trash can. Bow lifting Angel up with a military press dropping her face first on the roof of the car and Angel a total mess and losing a lot of blood now! Bow dragging Angel up yet again but knocked flying as Jared runs in and smashes him in the back of the head with that trash can, Angel not moving and Jared taking advantage as he covers for the 1..2..3Noooo somehow Angel forcing a shoulder up!! Jared to his feet but Bow is back and he hits Jared with a low blow and then a bulldog to the tarmac – Angel rolling onto her chest and forcing herself to her knee’s as Joe unloads some vicious punches to Jared’s face, Angel forcing herself up and grabbing that trash can as Jared grabs Joe’s hair and drags him down for a brutal headbutt to the nose – Joe bleeding as well now as Jared pushes him clear and gets to his feet – Jared opening a car door as Angel climbs with the trash can onto the bonnet of the car directly opposite – Joe to his feet and hitting a forearm, Jared hitting back and driving a knee into Joe’s groin! Jesse: This isn’t pretty Monsoon, there’s been no submission attempts and plenty of low blows, its nice to see these stars make the most of the stipulations. Monsoon: But what the hell does Bow want out here? Jesse: Are you serious – his history with the Angel is plentiful Monsoon, in fact my eyeballs start bleeding everytime I think of that tape!! Jared smashing Joe’s face down onto the car bonnet but Joe putting a hand down to prevent it before spinning and nearly decapitating Jared with a spinning backfist – Bow finishing the job with a stiff kick before dropping to his knee’s and unloading on Jared. The Angel of Desire climbing onto the roof of the car before putting the trash can over her own head and… Monsoon: Oh my god Jesse!!!! Jesse: Angel with a moonsault whilst inside that trash can and she’s just wiped Bow and Jared out! All three down and it looks like security have had enough as Joe Bow’s limp carcass is removed. Angel and Jared laying still and the referee deciding to start a slow count 1..2..3..4.. Angel slowly removing the trash can from her head 5..6.. Angel over onto her knee’s as Jared rolls onto his stomach 7..8..9.. Angel staggering to her feet and towards the referee stopping the count. Jared ‘The Playmaker’ Baker also up now, both Jared and Angel bloodied and wearied but its back to one on one as they close in both eager to end this brutality! Both BGW stars exchanging hard punches, Jared getting the edge and three consecutive blows send Angel staggering across the car park, fans moving out of the way as Angel makes her way towards the arena’s main entrance – Jared closing in and Angel quickly going in through the swing doors – Jared following and walking straight into a superkick! Angel pulling a fire extinguisher from the wall and as Jared climbs unsteadily to his feet she sprays him in the face! Jared blinded and Angel smacking him hard over the head with the extinguisher, amazingly Jared not going down and Angel grabs his hair and drags him towards the merchandise table. Angel hooking Jared’s head for a lightning fast snap suplex, Jared smashing the table into little pieces scattering an assortment of Justin Capable T-Shirts. Angel covering and hooking a leg 1..2. kick out! A surprisingly strong kick out but Angel keen to finish as she retrieves the Extinguisher and runs in with a leaping extinguisher assisted elbow drop and 1..2.. kick out! Monsoon: Jared showing some extreme resilience here as Angel throws everything she’s got at him! Angel using a Capable T-shirt to wipe the blood from her face as she looks around for a different weapon, Angel smiling sadistically to herself as she makes her way over to a stack of tables – Angel setting two tables up and then yanking open the door on a Janitors cupboard – Angel pulling out a small set of ladders as Jared gets up and promptly falls back over. Angel setting up the ladder and grabbing a mop in a bucket – Angel lifting the bucket up as Jared gets up once again, Angel running in but a boot from Jared sends the bucket back into Angels face – blood and water going everywhere as Angel goes down! Jared grabbing the mop and rubbing it in Angels face trying to shove it into her mouth – Angel screaming but stopping quickly as Jared spins the mop around smashing the wooden handle hard across her forehead! Jesse: This is brutal Monsoon, neither of these athletes will ever be the same again after this!!! Jared seeing the tables that Angel has set-up and dragging her towards them, Jared pulling Angel up and setting her up on the tables, Jared staggering towards the ladder and slowly climbing, Angel rolling off of the table and grabbing hold of an exhausted Playmaker – climbing up the steps behind him and applying a sleeper hold – Jared in trouble but Angel ignoring the submission as she hauls Jared up and over with a monstrous released sleeper superplex – Jared smashing through those tables and landing on the back of his neck!! Monsoon: Get the medics in here, Jared Baker could well be dead with that impact!! Jesse: Angel doesn’t look much better off, she’s trying to rise but slowly and I really can’t ever remember seeing quite so much blood shed in a wrestling match!! Monsoon: Why do I have a feeling you'll be repeating that when Hellstorm faces Misterx? Angel up but holding her head as she takes some deep lungful’s of air, Angel over to Jared and literally falling on top for a 1..2..3Noooo unbelievable wrestle fans – Jared squeezes a shoulder up and somehow he is still alive!!!! Angel shaking her head and she can’t believe it as this time she hooks a leg and tries again for the 1..2.. shoulder up again from the Playmaker! Angel to her feet and moving back towards those entrance doors – Jared wiping blood from his eyes as he too rises and follows his opponent – Jared going through the doors but refusing to be caught twice by the same move as he ducks the attempted superkick and headbutt’s Angel in the face, Angel staggering away clutching her nose with Jared following, Angel grabbing a box that an eager fan is waving at her and throws it hard on the ground…Jesse: And just when we think things couldn’t get any worse! Monsoon: Those are thumbtacks Jesse, thousands of them by the look of things!!The fans chanting BGW as Angel smiles insanely and turns to hit a hard chop across the chest of Jared, Jared chopping back and kicking angel hard in the stomach, Angel running Jared back into the side of a truck and driving an elbow into his face – Jared firing off a knee doubling Angel up before grabbing her head and bulldogging her into those thumb tacks!! Angel rolling around the floor in agony – her forehead looking silver with those tacks stuck in her skin! Jared wasting no time as he stamps on her face and then pulls her straight back up for a hard DDT onto the thumbtacks and the concrete – amazingly Jared not going for the pin as he drags her up yet again and sets her up for a powerbomb – Jared hauling angel up but an instinctive frankensteiner from Angel lays Jared out flat on his back in those thumb tacks, Jared rolling over and he has several hundred tacks stuck in his head and back, Jared slowly rising to his feet, Angel not far behind, Jared slow to attack allowing Angel the chance to fire another kick off to Jared’s left knee and then a side kick knocking Jared back into a car, Jared up onto the bonnet to crack a round kick into Angels’ face – Jared grabbing Angels hair and pulling her up with him – Angel and Jared trading punches, Angel wisely gouging an eye and climbing up onto the roof – Jared following and blocking another eye gouge to knee Angel hard in the ribs lifting her off of her feet, Jared once again setting her up for the powerbomb and hauling her up – Angel – landing a couple of hard punches and going for the frankensteiner, Jared ready this time and putting the breaks on before jumping and twisting and OH MY GOD!!!! Jared hitting a corkscrew tombstone piledriver smashing Angels head straight through the sunroof of that car!! Blood running from Angel over the cars interior as her legs that are still sticking out of the sunroof twitch - Jared slumps to his knees and the referee takes one look at the unconscious, twitching, bleeding Angel and calls an end to this bout! Your winner Via KO – Jared’ The Playmaker’ Baaakkkkkeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!Jesse: That was unbelievable Monsoon – definitely the most bloody, gory war that I have ever seen!! Monsoon: Thankfully medics are out here quickly as security help to remove Angel from that sunroof, I pray that Angel will be okay but I have a feeling that after this match neither Angel nor the Playmaker will ever be the same again!!! Vote Jared "The Playmaker" Baker: Vote The Angel Of Desire:
The camera pans around the arena, showing the different signs that fans are holding before it turns to the ring which now contains two chairs, a table, and a ladder that is set up in a corner. - Gorilla: Typically these matches are dangerous, Jess, but compared to some of the matches we've seen and are going to see... Jesse: I know what you mean, Monsoon. This'll be like a walk in the park! - Pamela: The following contest is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match! There are no disqualifications, no count outs, and will determine the Number One Contender for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first, Johanne Isteilee! A clip is aired on the Titan Tron, showing some of the wrestler’s greatest victories and most powerful moves and many changing-coloured Pyrotechnics flash all the way on the Titan Tron Johanne Isteilee makes his way to the ring wearing dark green pants,black wrist pads,light grey tank top and bandage wrapped around her elbows after reaching the ring she grasp on the ropes and hops inside and observe the viewers for a few moments two Pyrotechnics red and blue, blow at each corner of the ring
- Pamela: and her opponent, Aaron Rehab! dark red lights stream throught the arena as "prayer of refuge" by rise against blasts throughout the arena suddenly, flames sprout out from the base of the stage, and seems to devour the stage Aaron Rehab makes his way to the ring wearing wicked clown make-up showing much love to his Juggalo homies. He has on a black Hatchetman shirt and black pants. aaron rehab comes out from the backstage through the curtain riding a blprout out from the base of the stage, and seems to devour the stageack chopper, while dark red lights continue to flash throughout the arena as aaron rehab makes his way into the ring
- Johanne Isteilee gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!! Johanne Isteilee approaches his rival loading his arm and hits him to his throat with a light Throat Thrust!! Johanne Isteilee dives on the opponent with a clothesline knocking him down executing a light 3 Point Stance Charge!! Johanne Isteilee ducks his opponent's strike flanking him, and after a pelvis rotation smashes his face with a light Shuffle Side Kick!! Aaron Rehab interrupts his opponent attacks sequence The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Aaron Rehab prevails Aaron Rehab gets ready to hit Johanne Isteilee Johanne Isteilee shifts and avoids an European Uppercut, taking the initiative Johanne Isteilee gets ready to hit Aaron Rehab and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponnent's jaw executing a light European Uppercut!! Johanne Isteilee dives on the opponent with a powerful clothesline Aaron Rehab avoids the 3 Point Stance Charge gaining the initiative Aaron Rehab locks the opponent's head under his arm falling backward slamming the opponent's head into the mat with a light DDT!! Aaron Rehab charges his right leg Johanne Isteilee avoids the Kick to Back taking initiative. Johanne Isteilee executes a backflip standing next to the lying opponent and lands on him splashing him with a light Standing Moonsault well executed!!! Johanne Isteilee gets closer to the opponent laying on the mat Aaron Rehab moves to avoid the Elbow Crush and gain the initiative Aaron Rehab stomps away at Johanne before setting a chair up in the middle of the ring - Gorilla: Rehab has evil intentions with that chair, Jess... Jesse: This is going to leave a mark for sure, Monsoon! - Aaron Rehab grabs Johanne Isteilee's hair Aaron Rehab grabs one of his opponent's armd and swings him into the ropes Aaron Rehab runs towards his opponent and grabs him by the head in order to perform a violent One Arm Bulldog on a Steel Chair!! Aaron Rehab grabs Johanne Isteilee's hair Aaron Rehab grabs one Johanne Isteilee 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Aaron Rehab stands in the center of the ring, waiting for his opponent and with a strong Shoulder Block shows his might, knocking him on the ground!! Aaron Rehab grabs the grounded opponent's feet Johanne Isteilee with a kidney's push gets free from a Rocket Launcher taking the initiative Johanne Isteilee gets on the rope and jumps towards his opponent Aaron Rehab moves and dodges West Coast Pop gaining the initiative Aaron Rehab jumps to hit his opponent Johanne Isteilee moves at last to avoid a Knee Drop and gains the initiative Johanne Isteilee gets closer to the opponent laying on the mat and strikes him with the elbow may times by performing a light Elbow Crush!! Johanne Isteilee grabs Aaron Rehab's hair Johanne Isteilee grabs his opponent's arms and throws him to the ropes with an light Irish Whip!! Johanne Isteilee waits for the running opponent then he lifts him above the head to slam him to the ground, performing a devastating High Back Body Drop onto the Broken Chair!!! - Gorilla: My lord! Johanne with great elevation just dumps Rehab onto that chair! Jesse: You can expect the two to find some innovative way to use those weapons, Monsoon, and things are just heating up. - Johanne Isteilee gets closer to the opponent laying on the mat and strikes him with the elbow may times by performing a strong Elbow Crush on a Steel Chair!! Aaron Rehab interrupts his opponent attacks sequence The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Aaron Rehab prevails Aaron Rehab gets ready to hit Johanne Isteilee Johanne Isteilee shifts and avoids an European Uppercut, taking the initiative Johanne Isteilee gets ready to hit Aaron Rehab and hits rapidly with his forearm his opponnent's jaw executing a light European Uppercut!! Johanne Isteilee dives on the opponent with a powerful clothesline Aaron Rehab avoids the 3 Point Stance Charge gaining the initiative Aaron Rehab locks the opponent's head under his arm falling backward slamming the opponent's head into the mat with a violent DDT on a Steel Chair!! - Gorilla: A nasty DDT onto that steel chair that we've seen used as a cushion a lot in this match, and I think Johanne may be bleeding. Jesse: When flesh meets steel, the steel usually wins Monsoon. - JOHANNE ISTEILEE HAS A CUT!! Aaron Rehab grabs Johanne Isteilee's hair Aaron Rehab grabs one Johanne Isteilee 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Aaron Rehab makes a dash against the ropes and runs towards his opponent, then he hits him with his arm performing a strong Clothesline!! Aaron Rehab puts his own hands under the opponent's armpits, who is prone on the mat and crosses them behind his back performing a strong Butterfly Lock!! - Gorilla: Rehab locks that Butterfly Lock in after a clothesline that nearly took Johanne's head off, and this could be it! Jesse: Don't count on it. Johanne is very flexible, and I'm sure she'll find a way out of this hold... - Johanne Isteilee escapes from the hold Johanne Isteilee quickly gets up and counterattacks! Johanne Isteilee turns giving his shoulders to the adversary and kicks him with a strong Mule Kick!!! Johanne Isteilee tucks the opponent's head in her armpit and wraps his arm around the head then climbs up the ladder and jumps off, spinning around and smashing Aaron Rehab's head into the mat, performing a strong Super DDT!!
AARON REHAB HAS A CUT!! Johanne Isteilee is about to perform her taunt Aaron Rehab capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on her! taking Johanne Isteilee is caught out! Aaron Rehab approaches the opponent and hits her to her throat with a violent Throat Thrust!! Aaron Rehab grabs the adversary with an arm and makes him fall on the ground with a strong Pepsi Twist!! Aaron Rehab grabs his opponent's head putting it under his arm Johanne Isteilee dodges a a Stormreaver with a back thrust and starts to counter-attack Johanne Isteilee grabs the opponent by his arm and falls down with violent Falling Arm Breaker!! Johanne Isteilee tucks the opponent's head in his armpit and wraps his arm around the head then raises the opponent and falls backwards, arching his back and legs, slamming the opponent down to the a chair shoulder and neck first, performing a strong Suplex on a Steel Chair!! Johanne Isteilee grabs Aaron Rehab's hair Johanne Isteilee grabs one of his opponent's arms and swings him into the ropes Johanne Isteilee runs towards his opponent to grab one of his legs then he lifts the opponent holding him and slamming him to the ground performing a devastating Modified Flapjack!! Johanne Isteilee plunges his opponent sitting on the mat leaping on him and smacks him sideways with a kick on his neck, knocking him down with a strong Shining Wizard!! Johanne Isteilee is about to perform his taunt Aaron Rehab capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Johanne Isteilee is faster and is not caught off guard! Johanne Isteilee gets ready to hit Aaron Rehab Aaron Rehab shifts and avoids an a European Uppercut, taking the initiative Aaron Rehab approaches his rival loading his arm and gives a blow to his throat executing a violent Throat Thrust!! Aaron Rehab garbs his running opponent by the arm Johanne Isteilee strikes his opponent with an elbow to dodge the a Uraken and counterattacks Johanne Isteilee dogdes his rival's blow, flanking him and turns the hips over, hitting him with a strong Shuffle Side Kick!! Johanne Isteilee is about to perform his taunt Aaron Rehab capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! but Johanne Isteilee is faster and is not caught off guard! Johanne Isteilee gets next to the opponent bringing down an arm and raises his arm rapidly hitting with the forearm the opponent's jaw performing an light European Uppercut!! Johanne Isteilee dives on the opponent with a clothesline knocking him down executing a violent 3 Point Stance Charge!! Johanne Isteilee climbs up the ladder and waits for Aaron to get up before she jumps towards her opponent - Gorilla: This isn't going to be good! Jesse: A high-risk move by Johanne! - scoring a direct hit on him by executing a light West Coast Pop!! Referee starts counting... - Gorilla: Johanne nailed the West Coast Pop from that ladder, and this could be it! - ....1.... ....2.... Aaron Rehab seems to have regenerated all his energy! Aaron Rehab gets up and resolutely fights back - Gorilla: Rehab manages to kick out and is looking completely rejuvenated, Jess! Jesse: Johanne was finally starting to wear him down, too. I don't know what got in to him, but he's not done yet... - Aaron Rehab grabs the opponent standing up, and raises him on the shoulders dropping him on the ground making him land on the knee connecting an powerful Augmented Fireman Carry!!!!! Aaron Rehab is about to perform his taunt Johanne Isteilee capitalizes his opponent's distraction and jumps on him! taking Aaron Rehab is caught out! Johanne Isteilee approaches the opponent Aaron Rehab droops quickly dodging a a Throat Thrust Aaron Rehab gets ready to hit Johanne Isteilee and raises his arm rapidly hitting with the forearm the opponent's jaw performing an devastating European Uppercut!! Aaron Rehab dives on the opponent with a powerful clothesline knocking him down executing a devastating 3 Point Stance Charge!! Aaron Rehab grabs a chair and sets it up, sitting the groggy Johanne Isteilee down in it Aaron Rehab grabs the second chair and climbs up onto the ladder... - Gorilla: This won't be good, Jess... Jesse: Shut up, Monsoon! This will be great! - Aaron Rehab holds the chair up in the air and the fans roar loudly with chants of “BGW! BGW! BGW!” Aaron Rehab jumps from the ladder and positions the chair in front of his feet to dropkick the chair into Johanne's face... but Johanne Isteilee rolls out of the way and Aaron Rehab crashes into the sitting chair! - Gorilla: Aaron went for it all but Johanne managed to get out of the way! Jesse: That's not the way any guy wants to come down, Monsoon. Johanne just needs to capitalise and she has this match won... - Johanne is in a corner, shaking off the cobwebs, whilse Rehab lies motionless in the middle of the ring Johanne gets to her feet and looks around, her eyes lighting up sa she spots the intact table Johanne quickly sets the table up and wedges a chair beneath it before pulling Rehab to his feet and rolling him onto the table! The crowd roars excitedly as Johanne ascends the ladder! - Gorilla: This is going to be a big move, but I don't want to think about what will happen if it backfires... - Johanne stands on the top of the ladders and looks around, letting out a battle cry before jumping off to perform a Moonsault on Aaron Rehab and crashes him through the table, breaking the chair as he goes down! - Gorilla: Someone needs to stop this match before one of these two ends up seriously injured! Jesse: That's what these fans payed to see, Monsoon! No one is going to stop this great match! - Johanne hooks Rehab's leg and the referee begins counting... - Gorilla: This has to be it... - ....1.... ....2.... - Gorilla: NO!! Aaron Rehab kicks out after the two count!! Jesse: Johanne Isteilee is starting to look frustrated, Monsoon... I'd hate to be Rehab right now... - Johanne Isteilee folds up the ladder and lays it across Rehab's limp body before she ascends to the top turnbuckle and prepares to leap... - Gorilla: Johanne about to go for another high risk move... - Johanne dives from the top rope with a splash attempt but Rehab pushes the ladder up, catching Johanne on the nose! JOHANNE ISTEILEE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! - Gorilla: An act of self preservation by Aaron Rehab, and the crimson life blood is pouring from Johanne Isteilee now... Jesse: It wasn't pretty, Monsoon, but it's as effective as a counter can get. - Both wrestlers are down in the ring, not moving... The referee checks on Johanne's injuries... Aaron Rehab slowly gets to his feet after a long while, followed by Johanne, using the ropes to pull herself to her feet... - Gorilla: Neither of these two have much left, Jess. Jesse: They've been brutalizing each other all match long, Gorilla, and they're both bleeding pretty badly now. This match won't go for too much longer... - Aaron Rehab stalks towards Johanne, but she surprises him with a clothesline attempt! Aaron Rehab ducks under Johanne's arm and Aaron Rehab comes up from behind his groggy opponent and wraps his arm under one of his opponent's arms Aaron Rehab pulls his opponent down backwards sending their back onto his knee He then pulls his opponent back up and then falls backwards sending his opponent face first onto the ring mat executing MORTAL Executor!! JOHANNE ISTEILEE IS A CRIMSON MASK!!! - Gorilla: Aaron Rehab nails the Executor out of no where! Jesse: That has to be it, Monsoon! Johanne has donned the crimson mask... - Aaron Rehab tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... - Gorilla: A quick pin by Rehab, and theref starts counting... - ....1.... ....2.... ....3....
- Gorilla: That's it! The new number one contender is Aaron Rehab! Jesse: What a match they've had, Gorilla. This is what Blood and Guts Wrestling is all about... - AARON REHAB WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS JOHANNE ISTEILEE !!!!Vote Johanne Isteilee: Vote Aaron Rehab:
Gorilla: Before we move on to our next contest, let's get a word from our sponsor, Felcher and Sons, to help offset the bills... - Ron Felcher: Here at Felcher and Sons, we are proud to be partners with Blood and Guts Wrestling, as it helps endorse what we stand for: getting the most productivity out of our people as possible... - For BGW, The Silencer and the lure of titles and brutal matches are the motivating factors...while here at Felcher and Sons, we have Terry Tate, Office Linebacker... - Since we hired Terry, productivity is up FORTY SIX percent...frankly we couldn't imagine going back...here is a clip of Terry doing his job for us... - - Terry Tate and The Silencer...a pair of great motivators that should be emulated...
- Gorilla: We're about to see a history making match right now, Jess...shades of King Kong Bundy and Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania II...I think we have an image of what it looked like then...
Jesse: Under normal circumstances these cage matches are hellacious, but when you put in two guys like Fritzchen and Master Chief in there for a battle over the Number One Contender spot for the World Title, you can only expect that we'll need those EMTs... - The camera pans out to show the steel cage hanging high above the ring... Pamela: The following contest is a steel cage match! The only way to win is to climb over the cage and have both feet touch the floor! Introducing first, Master Chief! Master Chief makes his way to the ring
Pamela: and his opponent, Fritzchen! greeting the mob from the limousine's roof
As the two wrestlers stand in the middle of the ring, the cage lowers Trapping them both inside. The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Master Chief prevails Master Chief prepares the leg and hits the opponent with a light Roundhouse Kick!! Master Chief grabs the opponent raising him and drops him by the head from an incredible height with light Air Raid Siren!! Master Chief grabs the opponent on the ground by the head with both hands Fritzchen stands up immediately avoiding a Two Handed Face Buster and taking back the initiative Fritzchen turns giving his shouldres to the adversary and hits hime with a light Mule Kick on the groin!! Fritzchen kicks the opponent's stomach, places the opponent's head between his legs Master Chief breaks free from the Double Underhook Piledriver taking the initiative Master Chief lifts the opponent on his shoulder holding him by the belly and slams him forward performing a violent Reverse Powerslam!! Master Chief goes ahead of the dumped opponent grabbing him by the head with both the hands and raises him hurling him with the face on the ground with a light Two Handed Face Buster!! Master Chief grabs Fritzchen's hair Master Chief and lunges himself on the ropes Master Chief waits for the running adversary, grabs him by the arm and he crashes him on the ground performing a strong Monkey Toss!! Master Chief lays down on the opponent and slips an arm under his neck and brings it on his free forearm closing him in a light Rear Naked Choke!! Master Chief grabs the head of the dumped opponent in front of himself with both the hands and raises him slamming the opponent's head on the ground executing a strong Two Handed Face Buster!! Fritzchen pulls himself together and fights back Fritzchen goes towards his rival and hits him to his throat with a light Throat Thrust!! Fritzchen grabs the rival's head preparing himself to strike him tryes to strike him with a powerful heading performing a strong Hard Headbutt!! Fritzchen grabs his opponent and lifts him on the shoulder and slams him performing an violent Oklahoma Slam!! Master Chief interrupts his opponent attacks sequence Master Chief gets ready to hit Fritzchen Fritzchen shifts and avoids an European Uppercut, taking the initiative Fritzchen goes towards his rival and executes a light Throat Thrust hitting his opponent to the neck!! Fritzchen grabs his opponent's head and smashes it against the cage many times! - Gorilla: Fritzchen using that cage as a weapon to punish Master Chief! Jesse: It's not pretty, but it's effective Monsoon. - Fritzchen lifts the rival holding him horizontally on his chest falling on the ground throwing him backwards over his head with devastating Fallaway Slam!! Fritzchen grabs Master Chief's hair Fritzchen grabs one Master Chief 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Fritzchen charges the back of his elbow and hits the opponent with a light Back Elbow Smash!! Master Chief interrupts his opponent attacks sequence The two wrestlers stare proudly at each other and then engage in a exciting test of strength, trying to overcome their opponent after a few, seemingly endless, seconds and an enormous effort Master Chief prevails Master Chief tries to hit his opponent with a punch, but he apparently fails Fritzchen dodges the Elbow Smash and counterattacks Fritzchen lifts the rival holding him horizontally and falls backwards throwing him over his head performing MORTAL Modified Fallaway Slam!! Fritzchen seems ready to hit his opponent and hits the opponent with a series of kicks executing powerful Kicking Combination!! Fritzchen is about to perform his taunt Fritzchen Points With The Finger At The Exit executing A Out Of My Ring Fritzchen grabs the opponent on the ground by the head with both hands and raises him hurling him with the face on the ground with a devastating Modified Two Handed Face Buster!! MASTER CHIEF HAS A CUT!!! Fritzchen grabs the opponent's ankles and locks them under his armpits and falls backwards, launching Master Chief face first into the steel cage executing a powerful Rocket Launcher!! MASTER CHIEF IS BLEEDING!! $ Gorilla: Fritzchen's really taking it to Master Chief and the blood is starting to pour down his skull... - Fritzchen begins climbing up the steel cage... - Gorilla: This could be it! Fritzchen is scaling that fifteen foot wall of cage... - But Master Chief grabs his tights and and slams him back down to the mat! - Jesse: Ouch! That's not how you want to come back down, Gorilla. This isn't good for Fritzchen... - Master Chief interrupts his opponent attacks sequence Master Chief grabs Fritzchen's arm and swings Fritzchen towards the cage wall, crashing Fritzchen into it! Master Chief grabs the opponent's arm and block it in a hold to hit him with an elbow smash executing an powerful Arm Wrench & Elbow Smash!! Master Chief kicks the opponent bending him forward, places the opponent's head between his legs and hooks his arms and slams him down to the ground face first, performing a MORTAL Plasma Xplosion!! FRITZCHEN HAS A CUT!!! - Gorilla: This could be the end for Fritzchen, Jess... Jesse: Master Chief is bleeding too, Gorilla. This just evens the playing field... - Master Chief kicks the opponent's stomach, places the opponent's head between his legs and hooking his arms drops him to the mat face first with a MORTAL Double Underhook Piledriver!! FRITZCHEN IS BLEEDING!! Master Chief gets on the top turnbuckle diving toward the opponent, kicking him at the face performing a powerful Diving Big Boot!! FRITZCHEN IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! - Gorilla: An amazing Diving Big Boot, and Fritzchen is really bleeding now, Jess! Jesse: Master Chief isn't letting up, and that last move may have been it... - Master Chief is about to perform his taunt Master Chief Flees From His Enemy For A Moment Letting His Overshield Regenerate executing The Evasion Procedure Master Chief kicks the opponent bending him forward, places the opponent's head between his legs and hooks his arms - Gorilla: Master Chief looks ready to put Fritzchen away... - Fritzchen shoots up, sending Master Chief flying over his back! - Gorilla: No! Fritzchen still has some fight left in him! - Fritzchen climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets ready to dive at Master Chief but Master Chief catches him and drives Fritzchen head first into the steel cage! FRITZCHEN IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!! Master Chief slams Fritzchen to the mat with a powerful Body Slam! Master Chief stands over his opponent - Gorilla: This isn't good. Master Chief is about to go for the T-Bag... Jesse: What a way to go out, Monsoon... - but Fritzchen punches Master Chief in the groin, causing him to fall over, writhing in agony! - Gorilla: What a shot by Fritzchen! Jesse: That's a sure fire way to save yourself, Gorilla! Now Fritz needs to get out of the cage before Master Chief can recover! - Fritzchen climbs up onto the turnbuckle and looks up to the top of the cage before he begins climbing... Master Chief slowly gets to his feet. - Gorilla: Master Chief recovered quickly from the nasty low blow, but he may not be able to stop Fritzchen in time! - Fritzchen grabs the top of the cage and begins pulling himself up, Master Chief following close behind, up the turnbuckle beneath Fritzchen! - Gorilla: He's almost there! We could be looking at our number one contender, Jess! Jesse: Chief isn't too far behind though, Gorilla! - Fritzchen finally makes it to the top of the cage, but Master Chief grabs his leg! Fritzchen tries to pull himself away, but Chief hangs on for dear life! Master Chief begins ascending the cage as well, clinging to Fritzchen so that he doesn't go over... As Master Chief gets situated on the cage, Fritzchen throws a hard right punch, staggering Chief, and then another and another! - Gorilla: Fritzchen pounding away at Master Chief! Jesse: This'll be close, Gorilla. Fritzchen needs to keep pounding away until he can push Chief back into the ring... - As Fritzchen throws another punch, Master Chief raises his forearm to block it before throwing a punch of his own that causes Fritzchen to spit blood out into the crowd! - Gorilla: Looks like the fans are getting a little more than theypayed for, Jess! - Master Chief grabs Fritzchen's head and delivers a devastating headbutt.. - Jesse: Fritz is looking a little wobbley, Monsoon. This is it... - Master Chief somehow gathers the strength to stand on the cage and lift Fritzchen up into powerbombing position! - Gorilla: This isn't going to be good, Jess! Jesse: Shut up, Monsoon! It'll be great!
- Master Chief turns towards the announcers table - Gorilla: Oh no.... - Jesse Ventura and Gorilla Monsoon scramble to get out of the way as Master Chief jumps from the top of the cage into a sit-down powerbomb that smashes Fritzchen through the table! Master Chief and Fritzchen are in a heap of broken announce table, but Fritzchen's feet have not touched the ground! Gorilla and Jesse are standing aside, shouting something at eachother that cannot be made out over the roaring of the crowd. The referees rush to Pamela to give her the ruling... Pamela listens to the arguing referees for a while and the crowd begins to quiet. Pamela: It has been ruled that Fritzchen's feet have not touched the ground yet, so your winner and the new Number One Contender for the BGW World Title is Master Chief! MASTER CHIEF WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS FRITZCHEN !!!!Vote Master Chief: Vote Fritzchen:
Gorilla: The culmination of a bitter rivalry here tonight Jess as Stone Cold Steve Austin seeks to eliminate the thorn in his side, Riotist, once and for all...you remember that it was Riot who cost SCSA the BGW World Title when he interfered in the title bout with Misterx...then he did the same in the rematch, costing SCSA a chance to reclaim the title...
Jesse: Let's not forget that SCSA returned the favor, beating Riotist down before he was to defend the Intercontinental title, which he went on to lose to Valdor that evening...it goes both ways Gorilla...
Gorilla: And let's not forget, just recently, Riotist spiked the drink of SCSA, drugging him before his number one contender match with Hellstorm, costing him a shot in tonight's main event for the BGW World Title again...leading us to where we are right now, waiting for these two combatants to make their way to ringside to get this one underway...
Pamela: "The following contest is a Three Layers of Ozone Match!! As you can see, the structure 20 feet above the ring can be reached by ladder or scaffold...the surface has been replaced with a sheet of Plexiglas..should that break, the competitors will fall roughly 7 feet to a platform held with a second sheet of Plexiglas..when that breaks or gives way, it leads to another seven foot fall to a third sheet of Plexiglas six feet above the ring itself...finally, when that gives way, and the combatants fall to the ring, there will be barbed wire netting strung across the bottom rope, forming a net...your opponent must fall through the barbed wire net in order to be pinned..." "Introducing first, from Victoria, Texas, weighing in at 252 pounds, Stone Cold Steve Austin"! A glass shattering noise introduces the Austin theme song to a wildly cheering crowd, while the a huge skull is shown on the titantron, as Austin walks down the aisle... "And his opponent, from Luzon Island, weighing 224 pounds, Riotist"! A series of colored spotlights creates a terrific light show A clip is aired on the Titan Tron, showing some of the wrestler’s greatest victories and most powerful moves Riotist makes his way to the ring wearing black baggy jeans, boots, a straight jacket ripped at the sleeves to match the length of his arms and a morbid mask looking like stitched together flesh with strands of hair petruding out with his lover who kisses him burning with passion a light shines over him on the ring
*Bell sounds signifying the start of the match...a sledgehammer is seen lying in the center of the platform...* Riotist starting quickly using his quickness to hammer a quick boot into Stone Colds knee and then a chop to the throat, Stone cold throwing a wild punch but Riot swaying back and then hitting a push chop to Stone colds throat and then ana amazing round kick that see's Riotists shin smash into Stone Colds face dropping him instantly!
Gorilla: Riot starting off fast here Jess as he went after SCSA right at the opening bell...
*Riot picks up the sledgehammer and batters the plexiglass, trying to weaken the structure* Riotist gets over his laying opponent Stone Cold Steve Austin dodges the Clutching Punch and gains the initiative Stone Cold Steve Austin locks up with Riotist in a collar and elbow tie up, using his strength to wear him down, hooks one leg with his arm, then delivers a thunderous fisherman suplex onto the plexiglass!! Stone Cold Steve Austin pulls Riotist still groggy, by his hair Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs both of his opponent's arms, hooks them, and places his hands palm down flat against the opponent's upper back then he raises him, flipping him and dropping him on his back while falling to a sitting position, performing a light Tiger Bomb!! The plexiglass shuddering under that impact! Stone Cold Steve Austin measures Riotist, steps back a few feet to build momentum, then crushes Riotist's forehead with a well placed knee drop!!! Riotist gets up and resolutely fights back with a gouge to the eye and then a thunderous groin kck that visibly turns austin green!
Gorilla: Riotist taking advantage of the no holds barred mentality as he boots one right through the proverbial uprights...that'll slow any man down Jess...
Jesse: It's like you said Gorilla, no holds barred, anything goes... Riotist gets over his laying opponent and starts hitting him with many punches to perform a light Clutching Punch!! Riotist keeps his weak submission hold Riotist keeps his weak submission hold Riotist releases his grasp Riotist gets ready to hit his opponent by opening his legs hitting him with a light Kick to Groin!! Riotist grabs the grounded opponent's feet and throws him off the face of the scaffold performing a strong Rocket Launcher!! Riotist lifts the opponent in a suplex style and lets him fall to the ground face first performing light Falcon Arrow!! Stone Cold Steve Austin pulls himself together and fights back Stone Cold Steve Austin holds his opponent by the head and hits him right into his face with a knee strike executing a light Knee on Head!! Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs his running opponent by the arm Riotist strikes his opponent with an elbow to dodge the Uraken and counterattacks Riotist climbs the scaffold, with SCSA in hot pursuit of his bitter rival...both men make their way to somewhat stable footing, and Riotist takes advantage, raking his eyes!! Riotist, seeking to take advantage of the situation, grabbing the opponent by his head with the arms, plunging him on the plexiglass with an strong Arabian DDT!! The plexiglass has shown spiderweb cracks in it as a result of the maneuver!! Riotist pulls Stone Cold Steve Austin still groggy, by his hair Riotist grabs the opponent raising him and throws him from an incredible height with strong Heaven Sent!! Riotist quickly setting Austin up in Tombstone position and then jumping high and smashing him head first into the plexiglass - the fans go wild as the glass shatters and both men fall seven feet with a loud bang hitting the other sheet of plexiglass below, blood can be seen splattered across that second glass panel. RIOTIST HAS A CUT!! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HAS A CUT!!
Gorilla: Both men feeling the effects of that tombstone piledriver, as the platform gave way and they fell to the second, both men bleeding now as well Jess...
Jesse: That's true Gorilla, SCSA bleeding from his head, Riot's back torn open from the jagged breaks in the glass on the way down... I'm suprised the second sheet didnt break with that impact! Riotist carrying on as he staggers to his feet dripping claret - Riotist going back to the well with another toe punt to Stone Colds family jewels. Riotist gets over his laying opponent and starts hitting him with many punches by executing a light Clutching Punch!! Riotist keeps his weak submission hold Riotist keeps his weak submission hold Riotist releases his grasp Riotist sets up a ladder in the center of the ring Riotist pulls Stone Cold Steve Austin still groggy, by his hair Riotist climbs the ladder, pulling Stone Cold Steve Austin with him Riotist grabs the opponent raising him and throws him from an incredible height with devastating Heaven Sent!! Riotist gets ready for the move waiting for the opponent to turn grabbing the opponent by his head with the arms, plunging him on the floor with an light Arabian DDT!! The second platform is showing signs of fatigue as it has a series of small cracks!! Stone Cold Steve Austin pulls himself together and fights back Stone Cold Steve Austin approaches the opponent and gives a blow to his throat executing a light Throat Thrust!! Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs his running opponent by the arm and throws him down by performing an devastating Stompin' A Mudhole!! Stone Cold Steve Austin prepares to hit the opponent hurling his leg and hits the opponent with a violent Roundhouse Kick!! Riotist interrupts his opponent's attack sequence Riotist prepares to strike the adversary Stone Cold Steve Austin moves to the side eluding a Punch and taking back the initiative Stone Cold Steve Austin opens wide his arms and hits the opponent on the face with the palms of the hands performing a strong Mongolian Chop!! Stone Cold Steve Austin prepares to hit the opponent hurling his leg Riotist bends dodging a Roundhouse Kick, starting the counterattack Riotist hooks the adversary and locks him to lift him, then lifts him with an articulated movement delivering a devastating Psycho Driver!! The cracks in the platform get larger after that move!! Riotist grabs Stone Cold Steve Austin's hair Riotist grabs one of Stone Cold Steve Austin 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ladder!! Riotist grabs the neck of his staggering opponent, crushing him on the ground performing a strong Half Nelson Bulldog!!!! Riotist grabs the grounded opponent's feet and falls backward throwing him to the turnbuckle with a powerful Panic Rising!! The second platform shatters!! Both men go crashing down to the third!! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS BLEEDING!!! Riotist gets over his laying opponent Stone Cold Steve Austin dodges a Clutching Punch and gains the initiative Stone Cold Steve Austin attempts to play to the crowd, but Riotist catches him and takes control of the match!! Riotist approaches the opponent and grasps him by his chest, then he lifts his knee and hits him with a light Tie Up Knee Strike!! Riotist jumps and grabs the opponent's head Stone Cold Steve Austin avoids the move with a punch on the opponent's belly, taking the initiative Stone Cold Steve Austin hooks both of his opponent's arms while standing behind his opponent then he lifts him up, he flips the opponent and sits down, slamming his back on the mat connecting with a devastating Tiger Bomb!! Gorilla: Really a battle of intestinal fortitude now Jess, who wants it more out of these two men...bitterness and adrenaline takes you only so far...
Jesse: It has been brutal so far Gorilla, and I can't imagine what is still in store for these two men...Riotist's back ripped up, Austin bleeding from the head rather heavily, the crimson staining the plexiglass, starting to puddle in spots, as these two have broken two platforms and are about eight feet above the ring right now... Riotist gets his shoulder up somehow Stone Cold Steve Austin gets up while his opponent is still on the ground Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs Riotist's hair Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs one Riotist's arms and spins him around, delivering a quick kick to the midsection!! Stone Cold Steve Austin takes a running start, applies a three-quarter face lock to Riotist, jumps off the platform and falls ten feet to a seated position forcing Riotist 's jaw to drop down on his shoulder executing MORTAL Stunner Revised!! Both men fall through the barbed wire net, the wire tearing at the flesh, ripping open wounds!! RIOTIST IS BLEEDING!!! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! Stone Cold Steve Austin tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1....
Gorilla: Pinfalls are a viable option now Jess as both men have made it down to the ring, both men really starting to bleed profusely now after going through that barbed wire netting...Riot manages to get out of there at a count of 1... Riotist kicks out Stone Cold Steve Austin turns Riotist still groggy up pulling his hair Stone Cold Steve Austin stretches in flight with his feet held together hitting him with a light Dropsault, spinning in the air before falling down to the ground!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! the impact of this blow is so hard that Riotist has fallen out of the ring!!!! Stone Cold Steve Austin rolls out of the ring in pursuit of Riotist Stone Cold Steve Austin Seems Very Interested In What His Adversary Is Saying executing A What Referee: "Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Referee: "Twooooooooooooooooo!!!" Referee: "Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs a spiked bat and goes back up into the ring Riotist goes up again in the ring, breaking the referee's count!! Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs his opponent and throws him to the ropes with an light Irish Whip!! Stone Cold Steve Austin waits for the opponent to get closer and connects with the spiked bat, ripping into the face of Riotist, the nails in the bat opening up a series of cuts across the forehead and nose!! RIOTIST IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is trying to play to the crowd, but Riotist takes advantage of the distraction and regains control!! Riotist grabs the opponent raising him Stone Cold Steve Austin avoids an Air Raid Siren easily. taking the initiative Stone Cold Steve Austin puts his own hands under the opponent's armpits, who is prone on the mat and crosses them behind his back performing a strong Butterfly Lock!! Stone Cold Steve Austin keeps his ruthless submission hold RIOTIST IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! Riotist hangs on to referee shirt!!!!
Gorilla: Riotist doing whatever he can to stay in this match, he is bleeding all over the place, now he has been stretched to his breaking point...he had to grab the referee's shirt to avoid tapping out Jess...
Jesse: Riotist is a proud man Gorilla...he doesn't want to lose this match and he will do whatever it takes to win...whether you like it or not... Stone Cold Steve Austin releases his grasp Stone Cold Steve Austin is about to perform his taunt Stone Cold Steve Austin Shows No Love For His Agonizing Opponent And Gives Him A Sign Of His Respect executing A Middle Finger Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs Riotist's hair Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs one of Riotist 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Stone Cold Steve Austin tries to strike his opponent with the elbow to hit the opponent with a strong Back Elbow Smash!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is about to perform his taunt Stone Cold Steve Austin Sits On The Turnbuckle Staring At His Imaginary Watch With Impatience Waiting For His Opponent To Regain Consciousness executing A Zzzzz Stone Cold Steve Austin climbs the turnbuckle and jumps towards the rival hitting him with his arm executing a violent Flying Clothesline!! Stone Cold Steve Austin tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... Riotist kicks out
Gorilla: Riotist still showing the drive as he kicks out of there at the count of 1...both men extremely woozy from the blood loss in this contest... Stone Cold Steve Austin turns Riotist still groggy up pulling his hair Stone Cold Steve Austin climbs the turnbuckles to the top, Riotist in tow Stone Cold Steve Austin puts the adversary's head between the legs to grab him by the belt, performing a devastating Pulling Piledriver!! RIOTIST IS A CRIMSON MASK!! Stone Cold Steve Austin prepares himself behind his opponent, blocks his arms and slams him to the ground backwards executing a devastating Bite Of The Rattlesnake!! Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs the grounded opponent's feet and throws him to the turnbuckle performing a strong Rocket Launcher!! Stone Cold Steve Austin picks up Riotist, still groggy and climbs the turnbuckles once again...
Gorilla: This doesn't look good Jess, Stone Cold has Riotist up there on the turnbuckle, the blood flowing freely now...
Jesse: You know what they say Gorilla, what goes up, must come down...and that is not a pretty thought for Riotist... Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs his opponent from behind, hooking both of his arms from the sides then he lifts him up, flipping the opponent and dropping him on his back while falling to a sitting position with a devastating Super Tiger Bomb!! Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3....
*Small chunks and ribbons of flesh are seen clinging to the barbed wire as both combatants are exhausted and in need of medical attention...*
Gorilla: It's over...SCSA finishes off Riotist, and perhaps this bitter feud, with a Super Tiger Bomb off the top turnbuckle through the barbed wire net, and he managed to drag himself over for the cover...an absolutely brutal match Jess...
Jesse: For some reason Gorilla, I don't think that this is the end...Riotist won't let it die...
*Stone Cold gets to his feet gingerly, the wooziness from blood loss overcoming him and bringing him back to one knee, cutting his leg open in the process...*
Pamela: Here is your winner, Stone Cold Steve Austin!! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS RIOTIST !!!!Vote Stone Cold Steve Austin: Vote Riotist:
*Camera pans in on the locker room of Stone Cold Steve Austin, where Krissy Vaine is prepared to interview the former champ prior to his huge match with Riotist later this evening...* -
- Krissy Vaine: Stone Cold Steve Austin, you have been to the highest of highs and the lowest of lows in this business...tonight you get your hands on Riotist in a Three Layers of Ozone match to try and close this chapter once and for all...what are your thoughts going in tonight? - Stone Cold Steve Austin: My thoughts? After what this guy has cost me? The world title was mine, not once, but twice Krissy, and he stole it from me...so Riot, listen and listen good, because I will only say this once... - I've had trouble sleeping recently...I have to count all the ways I would you hurt you in order to get some shut eye. I fell asleep at 789 and I hadn't even gotten to your legs yet! - When you feel that lump in your throat, it won't be emotion, it will be your liver! It isn't going to be a fun night Riot, it is going to be your worst nightmare... - *With that, Stone Cold Steve Austin storms out of his locker room, leaving a flushed and flustered Krissy Vaine in his wake...* - Krissy: Sounds like he means business Gorilla, back to you and Jesse at ringside...
*Pamela is standing at ring side as a group of men carry down space heaters, sand paper, cow skulls, bags of sand, cactus, and barbed wire...* - Gorilla: What in the world is going on, Jess? Jesse: I think this might be part of that “Texas Heat” match Grave Chill was asking for, Monsoon... Gorilla: I don't know what he's cooked up, Jess, but it should be an interesting match to say the least. - *Pamela begins announcing after the ring is prepared, the mat covered in mounds of sand with two cow skulls placed around the ring, cacti placed near the four turnbuckles, the thick padding on said buckles covered in sand paper, and the ropes tangled with criss-crossing barbed wire...* Pamela: The following contest will be for the United States Championship, and will be a Texas Heat match! There are no disqualifications, no count outs, and the only way to end the match is to incapacitate your opponent! Introducing first, the challenger, from Texas and weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-five pounds... Grave Chill! *Grave Chill walks out from the back stage area on crutches, greeted by a chorus of boos!* - Gorilla: Looks like Grave Chill has lost the wheel chair, Jess. Jesse: Of course he did, Gorilla. Every time he comes out here with a wheel chair, something bad happens to him... He doesn't need bad luck in a match this important... - Grave Chill very carefully climbs into the ring and limps to the far right corner, waiting for Joe Bow... Introducing next, the only dual champion in Blood and Guts Wrestling, the Champion of Repugnance and BGW United States Champion! From London, England, standing at five foot eight inches, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-five pounds... Joe Bow!
“Years of Controversy... A lifetime of hate... Unleashed!!! The Creature of Evil!!! Joe Bow!!!” Joe Bow makes his way to the ring with the sound of “I am the Scum” blaring over the PA, looking sore still from a vicious assault not long ago... The United States title slung over his shoulder, Joe Bow climbs into the ring... The referee takes the belt away and holds it up for the fans to see, and then the bell rings!
The two wrestlers circle each other, looking for an opening to get the first shot in... - Gorilla: Is it just me, or is Grave Chill not limping around any more, Jess? Jesse: He's just trying to hide the injury, Gorilla, but Joe Bow's smarter than that. He's going to go right after that leg... - Grave Chill rushes at Joe Bow, throwing a punch at Joe Bow's head! Joe Bow counters the punch, raising his forearm to knock Grave's fist off course and then throwing a punch of his own! Grave Chill is caught squarely on the nose by the punch and staggers backwards, followed by Joe Bow, who backs him into the corner and begins pounding away! After a few punches, Grave Chill shoves Joe Bow away! - Gorilla: Grave Chill exercising some of that upper body strength he has to create space between himself and Joe Bow here. Jesse: It's a smart thing to do, Monsoon, because the more hits Joe gets in on him, the harder it's going to be to come back in this match... - Grave Chill takes time to recover in the corner before heading to the center of the ring once again The two wrestlers lock up, trying to overpower each other... Joe Bow charges in, catching Grave Chill off guard with a powerful knee to the gut! Joe Bow grabs Grave Chill's hair and leads him to one of the skulls left on the mat before locking Grave Chill's head under his armpit, looking for a DDT! But Grave Chill counters with a punch to Joe Bow's stomach, then lifting him up by the waist and dumping Joe Bow on the cow skull! Grave Chill drops to the ground beside Joe Bow and grabs a hand full of his hair before dragging Joe Bow's face through the sand and smashing it against the mat repeatedly! JOE BOW HAS A CUT!!! - Gorilla: Grave Chill just punishing Joe Bow, using the ring to his advantage... Jesse: Anyone else would do the same, Gorilla, and it's a smart thing to do. - Grave Chill gets to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle, preparing to leap... Grave Chill goes airborne, looking for the Caribbean Splash, but Joe Bow somehow manages to roll out of the way! Grave Chill lands on the skull, which is broken beneath him! GRAVE CHILL IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! - Gorilla: Grave went for a big move, but Joe Bow managed to get out of the way just in time, and now Grave is in a lot of pain... - Joe Bow vigorously rubs his eyes to get rid of the sand before getting to his feet, using the ropes to aid him... Joe Bow crosses Grave Chill's legs before capsizing him and submitting him with a violent Sharpshooter! Grave Chill clenches his teeth, pain etched on his face as he tries to push himself off of the ground using his hands but Joe Bow torques Grave's legs once more, causing his efforts to fail! - Gorilla: Joe Bow taking control of this match now, Jess, and he's working those legs... Jesse: He's not going to win this match by submission, but it's a smart idea to try and make sure Grave Chill doesn't have those legs beneath him for that Cold Truth of his... - Joe Bow eventually releases the hold and begins stomping away at Grave Chill's knees and lower back! As Joe Bow leaves Grave Chill to go set a tall cacti up against the turnbuckle, Grave Chill recovers and quickly gets to his feet... Just as Joe Bow turns around, Grave Chill crashes into him with a powerful spear, smashing Joe Bow through the cactus and into the sand papered turnbuckle! Joe Bow screams in agony as hundreds of sharp needles embed themselves into his flesh! - Gorilla: Oh, man! Joe Bow was looking to use that cactus to his advantage, but Grave Chill was able to take control of the situation... Jesse: How did Grave get up so quickly, Gorilla? I thought he was done for after that Sharpshooter... - Grave Chill follows up with three hard rights to the skull of Joe Bow before dragging him out of the corner... Grave Chill raises his arm rapidly, connecting against Joe Bow's jaw with a devastating European Upper Cut! Joe Bow staggers back to the ropes, but Grave Chill quickly follows up with a drop kick attempt! Joe Bow manages to duck out of the way of the attack, and Grave Chill crashes to the mat! - Gorilla: Excellent awareness by Joe Bow as he dodges the drop kick, but can he capitalize? Jesse: He had better. We've seen how quickly Grave Chill can recover, even with those electric space heaters going... - Joe Bow takes some time to recover before dragging Grave Chill to his feet and locking in the reverse DDT... Joe Bow positions Grave Chill over the intact skull and prepares to execute the DDT! - Gorilla: Don't do this, Joe! That could break Grave Chill's neck! Jesse: I don't think Joe Bow cares, Gorilla. He is a scum bag, and proud of it! - Joe Bow drives Grave Chill to the ground, nape first, crashing him on the skull! Joe Bow grins as the crowd responds with a mixture of booing, roaring, and silenced shock, Grave Chill floundering on the ground and holding his neck. Joe Bow gets to his feet and parades around for a while, resulting in the chants of “Joe Blow Sucks!” beginning. Joe Bow grabs one of the remaining cacti and lays it on the ground not far from the turnbuckle before dragging Grave over and laying him across it Joe Bow climbs to the top rope before jumping off and crashing on Grave Chill's stomach with his feet! - Gorilla: Joe Bow gets a small measure of revenge here, and Grave Chill is in trouble, Jess... Jesse: If Joe Bow keeps this up, he's sure to retain that title... - Joe Bow proceeds to stomp on Grave Chill's legs and mid section! Joe Bow begins pulling the near lifeless Grave Chill to his feet, but Grave suddenly raises his arm into Joe Bow's groin, causing him to double over in pain! - Gorilla: What a dirty move by Grave Chill! Jesse: You don't have to like it Gorilla, but it works, and it's all legal in this match! - Grave Chill mops his brow of sweat, the heat from the space heaters setting in on him... Grave Chill crawls to the turnbuckle and pulls himself to his feet before turning his attention to Joe Bow once more. He climbs up onto the turnbuckle and gets ready to dive, waiting for Joe Bow to get to his feet... - Gorilla: Grave Chill is looking for a big move, but this could backfire... - As Joe Bow gets to his feet, his back is turned to Grave... Grave Chill turns around and back flips off of the turnbuckle, catching Joe Bow's head and then crashing it to the ground with a Shooting Star DDT! JOE BOW IS BLEEDING!! - Gorilla: An amazingly athletic move for someone with a supposed injury, Jess... Jesse: That was an amazing move for anyone, Gorilla, the Shooting Star DDT! - Grave Chill rolls through the motion and to his feet and backs into the ropes before running back towards Joe Bow and jumping up to land on Joe Bow's back with both of his knees! JOE BOW IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! - Gorilla: Grave Chill using his weight to just punish Joe Bow, and you can hear the screams of pain! - Grave Chill gets off of Joe Bow and then pulls him to his feet, and then leads him to the turnbuckle. Grave Chill smashes Joe Bow's head into the turnbuckle repeatedly! Grave Chill drags Joe's face across the sand paper repeatedly, turning it red and causing blood to come forth... Joe Bow is left on the turnbuckle as Grave Chill moves to grab one of the remaining cactus, which he sets in the middle of the ring... Grave Chill grabs Joe Bow and leads him over to the cactus before kicking Joe Bow and putting his head between his legs and hooking the tights, falling backwards with him and smashing Joe Bow's head into the cactus with a devastating Pulling Piledriver, embedding many cactus needles in his face! JOE BOW IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!! - Gorilla: A nasty pulling piledriver onto that plant, and Joe Bow is bleeding profusely, Jess! Jesse: It's a good thing they brought all of that sand in. Otherwise we'd need to bring out some buckets to clean up all of the blood... - Grave Chill gets to his feet, wiping sweat from his eyes as he drags Joe Bow over to the ropes and positions his face on the barbed wire, smacking the back of his head after the fact. - Gorilla: Oh no... This can't be good, Jess... - Grave Chill dashes to the other side of the ring and bounces off of the ropes jumping into the air to land on Joe Bow's back, the barbed wire tearing through Joe's face! - Gorilla: What a sickening display by Grave Chill, just trying to hurt Joe Bow in that ring... Jesse: He's doing what it takes to get the job done, Gorilla, and at the end of the day, that's all that matters... - Grave Chill removes himself from Joe Bow, looking pleased with the results of his attack and drags Joe Bow away from the ropes, then taunting Joe Bow as he waits for him to get up...
Grave Chill backs into the ropes and runs towards the stunned opponent jumping at the last second and lifting his legs so that his knees crash into their face and then smash their head into the mat executing MORTAL Cold Truth!! JOE BOW IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!! -
Gorilla: That has to be it, Jess! There's no way Joe Bow is getting back up after that! Jesse: We'll see what the referee says, Gorilla... -
The referee checks on the limp, sweat soaked Joe Bow after making Grave Chill back away... The referee doesn't take long to determine that he needs to call for the bell, and he does so!
Pamela: Your winner, and the new United States Champion.... GRAAAAAVE CHIIIIILL!
- Gorilla: That's it, Jess! Our new champion... Grave Chill. Jesse: He's earned it, Monsoon. His big mouth has gotten him into match after match, but he's come through in the end and defeated Joe Bow, even with that injured leg of his! Gorilla: You can't seriously think his leg is still... Jesse: Shut up, Monsoon! - Grave Chill snatches the US title belt from the referee before he rolls over the top rope and limps his way up the ramp, leaving the crutches behind. - Gorilla: He sure seems like he's in a hurry to get out of here, Jess. Jesse: He probably has some party planned, Monsoon. He just won his first title, it's the greatest feeling a guy can have! - GRAVE CHILL WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS JOE BOW !!!!Vote Joe Bow: Vote Grave Chill:
*Camera zooms in on a living room, with a man sitting on a couch, playing a video game...he has a headset on, and is talking to his opponent...as the camera pans around, it becomes evident that the person on the couch is three time Super Bowl winning quarterback Tom Brady...* -
- Tom Brady: After a long day of practice, reading playbooks and film sessions, I just want to come home and fire up my Moo...lately the game I have been hooked on is BGW: Trauma vs. Bloodbath 2008... - *Camera shows Brady and girlfriend Gisele Bundchen playing...Gisele as Hattie Black, Brady locked in as Monolith, reprising the Girl Trouble/Monodeth feud that has been going on* -
- Brady: Trauma vs. Bloodbath has all my favorite BGW stars: Misterx, Hellstorm, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Joe Bow, The Rana...not to mention you can play as The Silencer, with Val and Desire in GM mode...what more could you want? - *Camera cuts to video of Brady playing the game, frantically jamming the buttons while talking trash..."I TOLD you not to try playing as Justin Capable against Aaron Rehab...but no, you didn't listen...you need to try harder than that Lebron..." - Brady: Sometimes a bunch of us get together and have tournaments to see who the best Trauma vs. Bloodbath player is...let me tell you it gets pretty heated...Randy (Moss) took a swing at Wes (Welker) after losing last time out...*shakes his head* - Voice over Guy: BGW Trauma vs. Bloodbath 2008...what are you waiting for? Go out and buy it...available for the Moo, the GS 6 and the Zbox 640...Rated M for Mature. -
Gorilla: Here we go with the Intercontinental Championship on the line Jess, as Valdor, who wiped out Riotist to claim the title, will put his coveted gold on the line against Urukai, a guy who has made a name for himself here in BGW with a string of impressive victories...
Jesse: Let's look Gorilla, Urukai has knocked off E-Slaughter, Frankie Eyes, Vic Rattlehead, and Wombat Max in recent weeks...now he has his sights set on Valdor and having that gold around his waist...he knows that if he loses, he falls back in the back for another shot at the title, and he is focused tonight...
Gorilla: We don't know what kind of match we are expecting here...there is a drop cloth or some sort of sheet covering a structure off to the left our broadcast position here...we are just waiting on Pamela Paulshock to get the word from the back to let us know and introduce the combatants...
*Pamela is seen nodding, then steps up into the ring to prepare for the announcements*
Pamela: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the BGW Intercontinental Championship...and it will be a Electrified Light Tube Log Cabin Match! The only way you are victorious is by putting your opponent through a cabin constructed of fluorescent light tubes...there are no pinfalls, no disqualifications, and no count outs...
*The cloth is removed showing the structure, an ominous looking construction of fluorescent light tubes stacked together the way Lincoln Logs would be, standing roughly six feet tall and wide, with a roof put together by standing the tubes on edge forming a triangle*
Gorilla: I have to say that in all my years of wrestling, I have seen a lot of things Jess, and I know you have as well, but I never in a million years would have guessed that we would be calling a match like this for the Intercontinental title...
Jesse: That's for sure Gorilla, I'm absolutely speechless...I had no idea that we were going to see something this huge on the card...
Pamela: Making his way to the ring at this time, the challenger, accompanied by Saruman the White...ladies and gentlemen, Urukai!!!
It sounds as if there was a clap of thunder!!!...then Urukai appears A clip is aired on the titantron, showing some of the greatest victories and most powerful moves of Urukai Urukai makes his way to the ring dressed like an Uruk-hai Warrior...he is followed by Saruman the White, as the Isengard's smoke hides the whole ring...
And his opponent, making his way to the ring, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 245 pounds, the BGW Intercontinental Champion, Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaldor!!!
It sounds as if there was a clap of thunder! A clip is aired on the Titan Tron, showing some of the wrestler’s greatest victories and most powerful moves Valdor makes his way to the ring Driving a flaming red Ferrari 360 Modena...with his lover who kisses him burning with passion As he reaches the ring, two Pyrotechnics red and blue, blow at each corner of the ring
*The bell sounds and the match is underway*
Urukai gains the initiative exploiting his quickness!! Urukai approaches the opponent and executes a light Throat Thrust hitting his opponent to the neck!! Urukai grabs his adversary by the neck twisting it, Valdor escapes from the lock, gaining back momentum Valdor kicks Urukai's stomach then he grabs his head to crush it fiercely on the shoulder executing a light Chop Breaker!! Valdor grabs Urukai's hair Valdor shoots his opponent to the ropes and then lunges himself on the ropes Valdor waits for the running opponent Urukai avoids the Hip Toss, gaining the initiative Urukai prepares to hit the opponent grasping him by his chest executing a light Tie Up Knee Strike!! Urukai clutches violently the opponent's head and he repeatedly strikes him with a series of blows to the head, performing a light Multiple Headbutt!! Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai grabs one of Valdor 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Urukai jumps onto his opponent with his feet held together Valdor bends, dodging the Dropsault and taking the initiative Valdor crosses his opponent's legs, and overturns him, connecting with a light Sharpshooter!!
Gorilla: Valdor going for the sharpshooter early on in this match...trying to do some damage to Urukai's legs...
Jesse: Smart thinking Gorilla, you can't put a guy through a structure without a vertical base...by working the knees and legs, Valdor is cutting Urukai down to size... Urukai escapes from the hold Urukai quickly gets up and counterattacks! Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai blocks the opponent holding him by his arm and falling down performs a light Falling Arm Breaker on his rival's arm!! Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai grabs the opponent's head Valdor avoids the DDT with a punch combination taking the initiative Valdor kicks Urukai's grointo get his head crushed on the shoulder, performing a light Chop Breaker!! Valdor grabs Urukai's hair Valdor grabs one of his opponent's arms and swings him into the ropes *Valdor reaches down to grab a 2 x 4 and then bounces off the ropes himself, gathering speed* Valdor runs towards his opponent and strikes him in the head violently with the 2 x 4, stunning the challenger!!
Gorilla: He really crushed him with that 2 x 4 Jess, right between the eyes and Urukai went down like a sack of lead...
Jesse: Apparently Valdor knows he is in for a fight and is eager to show he wants that belt around his waist Gorilla... Valdor grabs Urukai's hair Valdor hooks his opponent's arms on his back while he's bent Urukai avoids the Chicken Wing Suplex Pin with agility counterattacking Urukai grasps the opponent and slams him down to the mat performing a light Body Slam!! Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai grabs one of Valdor 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Urukai blocks his opponent holding his neck Valdor gets loose of the hold and takes back the initiative *Valdor leans down as he breaks the hold, grabbing a baseball bat* Valdor grapples his opponent's head from behind, putting it around his right arm, and then grabs his own left arm's biceps, shutting off his opponent's jugular vein, connecting with a strong Sleeper Hold, cinching it in deeper with the bat across Urukai's throat!! Valdor keeps his ruthless submission hold Valdor keeps his excruciating submission hold Valdor releases his grasp
Gorilla: He really worked him over with that sleeper Jess, and Valdor showing he is no stranger to this kind of anything goes fighting, we have seen him use the 2 x 4 and now a baseball bat to his advantage...
Jesse: You know if the shoe was on the other foot Monsoon, that Urukai would be doing the same damn thing...why wouldn't the champ do that? It's smart wrestling... Valdor grabs one of the opponent's legs, and places the opponent's ankle between his thighs, Urukai breaks free from his opponent's clamp just in time, regaining the initiative! Urukai grapples one of Valdor shoulders and puts it in traction executing a strong Shoulder Lock!! Urukai keeps his ruthless submission hold Urukai keeps his weak submission hold Urukai releases his grasp Urukai gets besides the laying opponent Valdor avoids a Knee Stomp and counterattacks Valdor hooks the opponent's legs who's laying prone on the mat and subdues him with a violent Reverse Figure 4!!
Gorilla: Right back to the ground game for the champ, working over the legs and the vertical base of the challenger... Urukai escapes from the hold Urukai quickly gets up and reaches for a steel pipe! Urukai spins and smashes Valdor with the pipe right over the bridge of the nose!! VALDOR HAS A CUT!!! Urukai moves towards the opponent and jumps to hit him with a strong Elbow Drop!! Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai hooks both of his opponent's arms standing behind his opponent, then lifts the opponent up and falls backwards, arching his back and legs, slamming the opponent down to the canvas shoulder and neck first connecting with a light Tiger Suplex!! *With Valdor down and out near the ropes, Urukai pauses to grab a strand of barbed wire that had broken loose from one of the weapons in the ring...*
Gorilla: What is he doing now in there...it seems as if he has a piece of, is that barbed wire Jess?
Jesse: Yes it is Gorilla...Urukai has some bad intentions in mind it would seem...you have to feel bad for Valdor here...
*Urukai wraps the barbed wire around the toe of his boot, then proceeds to move toward Valdor* Urukai holding the ropes places a foot on the opponent's neck, and stomps his foot down on the throat of Valdor, the barbed wire biting in to the tender flesh, raking across it with a foot choke!! *As Urukai goes to press down again on Valdor's throat, he rolls to the left, getting out of the way of the second attempted foot choke* Valdor uses the ropes for leverage, grabbing the steel pipe Urukai used earlier Valdor grapples his opponent's head from behind, putting it around his right arm, and then grabs his own left arm's biceps, shutting off his opponent's jugular vein, using the pipe for leverage on the bigger man, connecting with a strong Sleeper Hold!! Valdor keeps his ruthless submission hold Valdor keeps his excruciating submission hold Valdor releases his grasp Valdor is about to perform his taunt Valdor executing The I Love My Fans Valdor blocks one of his opponent's legs locking it between his thighs lays on top of the opponent's back and locks his arms around the opponent's head. The wrestler then pulls back stretching the opponent's back and neck, submitting him with a strong Eraser!! Valdor keeps his excruciating submission hold Valdor keeps his weak submission hold Valdor releases his grasp Valdor crosses his opponent's legs Urukai easily avoids the opponent's Texas Cloverleaf taking back the initiative Urukai gets close to the opponent and jumps to hit him with the elbow by performing a strong Elbow Drop!! *Urukai slides out of the ring, grabbing a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire from under the ring, then slides back in, standing over his fallen opponent* Urukai approaches his laying opponent and strikes his forehead with a vicious, thundering barbed wire chair shot to the temple!! VALDOR IS BLEEDING!! Urukai is about to perform his taunt Urukai executing An I Smash You Urukai lifts his opponent's leg and lets himself fall over it with a violent Elbow drop to inner thigh!! Urukai is about to perform his taunt Urukai executing An I Own You Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai grabs Valdor's neck blocking it in a hold executing an light Abdominal Neck Wrench!! Urukai keeps his ruthless submission hold Urukai keeps his weak submission hold Urukai releases his grasp *Urukai rolls to the outside, lifts the ring apron and grabs a table and slides it into the ring...he then proceeds to find lighter fluid, a bag of thumbtacks and a lighter*
Gorilla: I don't like the looks of this Jess, this just looks sinister...
Jesse: I agree Monsoon, but both men know what they want and aren't going to leave anything to chance...they are leaving everything right there in the ring...
*Urukai sets the table up, then opens the lighter fluid dousing it...he then undoes the tie on the bag of thumbtacks and dumps them, tacks scattering across the surface of the table...finally, he flicks the lighter, a pale yellow flame coming to life that billows into an inferno as it makes contact with the table, flames hungrily licking the surface and its precious fuel* Urukai picks up a groggy Valdor by the hair, then heads for the turnbuckle!! Carrying Valdor with him, arm wrapped about his neck, Urukai springs off the top rope and delivers a devastating bulldog through the table!! The table breaks, as Valdor is howling in pain as the heat sears his flesh, tacks embedding into it as well with the pressure!! VALDOR IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!
Gorilla: Valdor is in a very bad way Jess...he was bleeding before, and now he gets slammed through a flaming, thumbtack laden table...you can see the tacks stuck in his arms and legs, blood pouring down his face, the charred flesh of his arms clearly visible...
Jesse: Nothing like the smell of barbecue Monsoon...
Gorilla: Would you STOP Jess? This is serious here, a man's career at stake, and you make a crack about barbecue... Urukai grabs his running opponent by the arm and throws him down by performing an devastating Uraken!! Urukai is about to perform his taunt Urukai executing An I Smash You Urukai grabs Valdor blocking his shoulder and stretches it causing him pain performing a light Shoulder Lock!! Urukai keeps his weak submission hold Urukai keeps his ruthless submission hold Urukai releases his grasp Valdor pulls himself together and fights back Valdor raises a hand putting it on the opponent's forehead and scratches him bringing it down putting his fingers in the eyes with an light Eye Rake!! *With Urukai temporarily blinded, Valdor snags a light tube that was near the corner and prepares himself* Valdor wields the light tube as one would a sword and smashes Urukai in the face with it!! The light tube shatters into pieces, several of them sticking into Urukai's arms!! Valdor lifts the hand preparing to attack and waits for Urukai to turn to him hooking his jaw with a violent Mandible Claw!! Valdor keeps his weak submission hold Valdor keeps his ruthless submission hold Valdor releases his grasp Valdor grabs Urukai's hair Valdor puts the opponent's head under his arm Urukai easily gets free from a Reverse Suplex, taking the initiative Urukai hooks the adversary's head and he jumps ahead making the opponent, fall performing a strong Neck Drop!! Urukai grabs Valdor's hair Urukai raises the hands at sky and invokes Saruman the White then starts to hit the opponent without mercy and offers a wonderful show executing MORTAL Flying Ork!! *Urukai slides under the ropes, grabbing a sledgehammer and a ladder...the ladder he sets up at the corner of the outside of the ring, nearest the electrified light tube log cabin. He then rolls back into the ring, sledgehammer in hand* Urukai lifts Valdor up, still groggy Urukai takes the sledgehammer and drives it square into Valdor's face, smashing into the orbital bone of the eye and to the side of the nose, creating a sickening thud not unlike a watermelon hitting a wall!! Valdor slumps to the mat, blood pouring from his face!! VALDOR IS A CRIMSON MASK!!!
Gorilla: How is the ref not stopping this Jess? Valdor is out on his feet for crying out loud...he just went down like a ton of bricks...
Jesse: You know the rules Gorilla, to win one man must put the other through that light tube log cabin...there are no alternatives...
Urukai grabs his opponent by the arm Valdor moves and dodges the a Irish Whip, gaining the initiative Valdor grabs Urukai's neck trying to break it executing an strong Abdominal Neck Wrench!! Valdor keeps his ruthless submission hold Valdor keeps his weak submission hold Valdor releases his grasp
Gorilla: Even this late in the game, Valdor still working with the submissions in a hope to wear down Urukai and defend his title, which he can see slipping away with each drop of crimson lifeblood that pours from his body and splashes onto the mat... Valdor grabs Urukai's hair Valdor shoots his opponent to the ropes and then lunges himself on the ropes Valdor runs toward the opponent Urukai dodges the a Running Arm Drag and takes the initiative Urukai grabs his opponent's head and arms to make his body weave unnaturally with a strong Eastern Stretch!! Urukai keeps his weak submission hold VALDOR IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! Urukai keeps his weak submission hold VALDOR LOOKS SLIGHTLY INJURED!!! *The pain from the submission coupled with the severe blood loss that Valdor has sustained seems to have gotten the best of him, as his body goes limp...Urukai relinquishes the hold and stands up* Urukai picks Valdor up, his lifeless body a dead weight...Urukai begins to make his way up the ladder one rung at a time, dragging Valdor up along with him...as he reaches the top, he makes a sign signifying the end is near...he then, after precariously balancing himself on the ladder, lifts Valdor...
Gorilla: Don't do this Urukai, you could break the man's neck! Someone stop this maniac Jess!
Jesse: You know there is nothing that we can do about it Monsoon...these are the risks that come with being in the business, and even more so in the bloodiest, grittiest, most violent federation there is in the business...
Urukai delivers a crushing powerbomb from the ladder, Valdor's lifeless frame falling through the air, seemingly in slow motion as his body crashes through the light tube log cabin, the voltage coursing through Valdor's veins, light tubes shattered as he falls to the concrete floor!!
*The bell sounds as the match reaches its conclusion, Valdor bloodied, charred and broken, half in and half out of the log cabin, Urukai staggering his way down the ladder, the crowd screaming a chorus of cheers mixed with boos and stunned sounds*
Gorilla: I don't know what else to say that we haven't covered Jess other than we have ourselves a new champion...I am stunned after these events...we need some medics out here to tend to Valdor...
Jesse: That was a hell of a match Gorilla...both men laid it out there and Urukai took advantage of everything available to him, and his dream has become a reality...
Pamela: Here is your winner, and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW BGW Intercontinental Champion...Urrrrrrrrrrrrruuukkkkkkkaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!! URUKAI WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS VALDOR !!!! Vote Valdor: Vote Urukai:
*As Urukai climbs into the ring to get the belt from the referee, the power throughout the arena suddenly dies...* - Gorilla: Not again... Jesse: Don't worry, Monsoon. I'm sure they'll get this fixed soon enough...- *The silence of the arenais broken by the sound of a roaring gorilla, followed by gun shots and the sound of a galloping horse and yet another loud roar. "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 starts up on the PA system...* - Gorilla: I knew something was up, Jess! It's those hooligans from Lost Cause! - *The rest of the power returns to the arena, and The Desperado is standing at the top of the ramp with a microphone in hand...* - Jesse: Well, it looks like the Desperado just has something he wants to say, Monsoon. I told you not to be so paranoid! Gorilla: I don't trust for a second that he's just out here to talk, Jess... - As The Desperado brings the microphone up to his mouth, The Gorilla Man crawls out from under the ring and grabs a bunch of scattered light tubes... The Desperado looks as though he's about to speak, but instead he drops the microphone and makes his way towards the ring Urukai is in the ring, ready to defend himself against The Desperado... The Gorilla Man carefully climbs into the ring, the light tubes bundled together in a thick stack... - Jesse: This should be good, Gorilla... Gorilla: Someone needs to stop this before these two can do any damage, Jess... - *The Desperado stops at the bottom of the ramp and crosses his arms, Urukai urging him to come into the ring and The Gorilla Man bashes Urukai over the head with the light tubes, shattering them all and knocking Urukai to the mat. The crowd boos loudly at the actions of Lost Cause! The Desperado motions to the Gorilla Man, and The Gorilla Man tosses the Intercontinental Title Belt to him...* - Gorilla: Don't tell me they're going to deface more BGW property... - *The Desperado tosses the belt over his shoulder and stalks towards the light tube log cabin Meanwhile, The Gorilla Man is in the ring, stomping on Urukai's head The Desperado pulls the bloodied Valdor to his feet The Gorilla Man lifts Urukai into the air in Military Press fashion and climbs onto the top tunrbuckle near the cabin of light tubes... The Desperado drags the near lifeless Valdor around the cabin and to the barricade, where he sets up for a powerbomb... The Desperado slams Valdor back first into the barricade, but doesn't release him yet... As The Desperado pulls Valdor back up into powerbombing position, The Gorilla Man tosses Urukai high into the air and he crashes through one of the walls on the light tube log cabin!* - Gorilla: Oh my- - *The Desperado bombs Valdor through the wall opposite Urukai and lifts him up once more!* - Gorilla: Somebody stop this! They're going too far! - *The Desperado executes a sit down powerbomb on the broken light tubes at the same time that The Gorilla Man leaps from the top rop rope and lands on Urukai with a Big Splash! The Gorilla Man and Desperado get up and leave the ring area, taking the Intercontinental Title with them...* - Gorilla: Those two can't just come out here, attack these two, and then leave with that title belt, Jess! Jesse: It looks like they just did, Monsoon, and I don't think anyone is going to be able to stop them... -
BGW World Heavyweight Title Misterx Versus. Hellstorm Razorwire Death Match. Monsoon: Well this is it fight fans, the culmination of the most brutal, most bloody and most violent show in BGW and indeed in TWG History! Jesse: MisterX getting the toughest challenge yet to his World Heavyweight title in the form of a fired up and always extremely dangerous Hellstorm! And introducing first, the challenger, the Australian war machine – this is Hellstormmm!!! Flames erupting around the video wall as the black clad Hellstorm heads through the aisle curtains and down towards the Razorwire ring, the fans cheering and they are quite clearly excited about this match! Hellstorm walking around ringside checking out the ropes and the assortment of weaponry that these psychotic BGW fans have bought to the dance! Hellstorm up onto the ring apron and carefully stepping through the ropes and into the ring. Hell opting to keep his leather jacket on and that’s an extremely wise decision! The cheers increasing in volume as the BGW World Heavyweight Champion Misterx steps through the aisle curtain and heads towards ringside, the fans reaching over to try and touch their hero but X focused on Hellstorm as the two men lock gazes. Misterx lifting his title in the air to deafening cheers and showing it to Hellstorm, Misterx tapping his chest indicating that the belt stays with him, Hellstorm smiling and shaking his head. Monsoon: Both men look focused on taking that gold home Ventura, I cant even begin to pick a winner here, both men nigh on unstoppable and these crazy stipulations not seeming to favor either man! MisterX leaving the belt at ringside and climbing up onto the ring apron and into the ring, X bare chested and he laughs as he points at Hell’s leather jacket, Hellstorm merely smiling in response as he slowly removes his jacket, X caught off guard as Hellstorm throws the jacket into his face and then runs him down with a clothesline – the referee quickly calling for the bell and this one is officially underway!! Hellstorm dragging the champion up and wrapping his leather jacket around is head, X blind as Hell fires several clubbing hooks into the side of his face. Misterx staggering backwards into those ropes but quickly moving forwards as he feels them but straight into Hellstorm who grabs x around the throat – Hellstorm going for the chokeslam but X firing a quick elbow hitting Hell in the side of the neck, the champion quickly pulling the coat from his head and throwing it to Hellstorm, Hell instinctively going to catch it as Mister x grabs his arm and whips him hard towards the ropes – Hellstorm hitting that razor wire with amazing force and the top strand ripping away from the corner post sending Hellstorm tumbling down to ringside, the fans chanting BGW, BGW, BGW as blood starts to run from several deep lacerations in the challengers back! Jesse: Blood Monsoon, don’t you just love it? Monsoon: Actually I’m a little sickened Jesse, Hellstorm already requiring quite a few stitches and we’ve only just begun! Jesse: Didn’t you used to be in the Carpenters Gorilla? Monsoon: huh? Jesse: Nevermind. Hellstorm up and looking half dazed after that terrible landing, Misterx jumping down to ringside and closing in on a challenger who looks finished already! Hellstorm only playing possum though and he’s got the end of that snapped razor wire rope in his hand and as x moves in Hellstorm explodes forwards pulling that razor wire taught and using it to clothesline the champion – x’s chest torn to shreds by that move and he’s clearly in agony! Monsoon: I’m feeling sick Jesse, i'm gonna go out back, are you okay on your own I…. Jesse: Go on Monsoon – I wouldn’t want you to vomit on me! Hellstorm wrapping razor wire around his fist and dropping to his knee’s to punch X repeatedly in the face, X’s face just a bloodied mess as Hellstorm drops the wire and pulls X to his feet for a hard whip into the steel guard rail – X hitting it and flipping over the top and into the first row of fans! Hell following and stepping over the railings as X staggers to his feet literally covered in his own blood, Hellstorm taking a frying pan from a fan and blasting X hard in the face sending him reeling, X grabbing a chair and swinging it in sheer desperation catching Hellstorm in the ribs, X following up as he buckles the chair over the challengers head knocking Hellstorm down hard, X dropping the chair on Hell’s face and then driving a jumping knee into it, Hellstorms turn to bleed some more as Misterx drags him up – a fan offering a light tube remaining from one of our earlier matches and X taking it and smashing it over Hell’s head before mowing him down with a big boot to the face! MisterX staggering back to the railings and wrenching the whole section free, he then sets up four chairs at ringside before placing the guard rail on top, Hellstorm is up and making his way towards his opponent, he takes a cookie sheet from a fan and smacks it over the back of X’s head as he finishes setting up his chair and guard rail master piece – Hell hitting with the cookie tray again before grabbing the back of X’s head and slamming it down onto the ring apron, Hell trying to repeat the move but X stamping hard onto Hellstorms instep and then returning the favor by slamming Hell’s head onto the apron. Jesse: Both men pulling out all of the stops for the biggest title in the game, I wonder if Monsoon has finished retching yet? Both men just brawling now, exchanging hard punches and making their way around ringside, Hellstorm taking the edge with a thunderous right hand as they near the announcers table, Hell pulling a monitor free from the table and smashing it into the champions already bloody and lacerated face dropping X like a bad habit! Hellstorm slamming the monitor down onto Misterx’s face and then dragging the champions limp carcass up and rolling him into the ring. Hellstorm climbing up slowly and stepping over the ropes, avoiding the razorwire for a pin attempt 1..2.. kick out! Hell looking surprised but carrying on as he drags X up and drops him again with a DDT for the 1..2.. kick out! Misterx amazingly resilient and refusing to stay down, Hell pulling him up again… Jesse: My god, Misterx taking the short cut to get out of trouble and that has ruined any chance of Hellstorm ever having children, in fact it looks like Hellstorm has three Adams apples!! Hellstorm turning away from Misterx and slumping into the ropes, the pain of the razor wire cutting into his back quickly changes his mind but the champion is up and somehow through the blood streaming from his face he looks re-energized and determined! Misterx firing a hard kick into Hell’s stomach knocking him back into the ropes, a right hand follows before X grabs Hell’s head and grates his face slowly along the ropes - a couple of ringside fans looking sick as the blood runs freely from Hellstorms face and drips from that razor wire! X grabbing Hellstorm now and launching him across the ring with a released German suplex! X in quickly for the cover 1..2.. kick out! MixterX pulling Hellstorm back up and grabbing his head to fire off three Muay Thai style knee’s to the face, Hell straightened up by the last one but somehow firing back with a headbutt that crashes into x’s nose sending a spray of blood across the ring and over the referee! Hell falling staggering in to continue but hit with a left hook and then an uppercut, Hell kicking X in the knee and just shoving him back into the ropes opening yet more cuts! X getting away from the ropes as quickly as he can, a fan actually vomiting as X leaves what looks like a globule of skin and fat on those razor ropes – X walking straight into a kick to the stomach and an almighty gut wrench powerbomb from Hellstorm who covers 1..2..shoulder up! Jesse: These BGW stars literally leaving pieces of themselves in that ring for the pleasure of being World Champion! Hellstorm dropping the elbow and then hooking a leg 1..2..kick out! Hell shaking his head in disbelief as he gets up again, Hell just taking some deep breaths and it seems that blood loss is finally taking its toll on both men as Hell wipes the blood from his eyes and grabs X’s hair to pull him to his feet – somehow X grabbing Hellstorm on the way up and dropping sideways with a Death Valley Driver – the fans going mental and soaking up this tremendous BGW World Title action! The champ making no attempt to go for the pin as he lays flat on his back in the blood soaked ring taking deep breaths, blood can be seen trickling from both men and pooling around them, Hellstorm also just breathing deeply and the referee deciding to count as Medics prepare stretchers at ringside 1..2..3..4..5..6 amazingly both men onto their knees and starting to rise 7..8..9.. – Misterx staggering in to attack but Hellstorm ducking a punch to hit a neckbreaker! Hellstorm heading slowly to the ropes and signaling to the fans – he’s pointing at the section of guard rail on the four chairs and urging the fans to make it a little more fun. Jesse: These psychotic fans throwing their assorted weaponry onto that guard rail, we have chairs, lights tubes, thumb tacks, assorted kitchen crockery – hell one fan has just thrown a kitchen sink onto the pile – these lunatics really do think of everything!! Hellstorm smiling and pulling X to his feet, Hell grabbing X with a bear hug but X clapping both hands around Hellstorms ears with a monstrous double ear concussion – Hell staggering away but turning and running back in and OH MY GOD!! Jesse: Hell running straight into Misterx’s arms and then he’s launched with the mother of all belly-to-belly suplex’s over the top ropes and onto that weapon-strewn guardrail!! And that was sheer madness – I’ve seen a lot of things but that truly takes the biscuit!! The fans chanting once again “BGW,BGW,BGW!!” Hellstorm looks broken , the chairs have collapsed and Hell is laying amongst the wreckage and he may well be dead, his arm is twisted at an unnatural angle and looks dislocated! Misterx yelling something to the referee before climbing the turnbuckles – X holding a bloodied fist aloft for the fans before leaping down to ringside with the mother of all big splashes!! The impact on Hellstorm and that weaponry is unbelievable, the referee staying in the ring and banging the mat 1.. 2.. 3!!!! The referee calling quickly for the bell as medics rush in to deal with the carnage! Jesse: Well I thought id seen it all tonight – that finish just goes to prove me wrong! What a match, what a war – Misterx successfully defending that BGW World title in a match that nobody, especially the combatants will ever forget! **We see the champion Misterx and Hellstorm on stretchers being carried down the aisle as the fans cheer and whistle, the camera pans back across to the place where the match ended, The final thing we see is that white porcelain kitchen sink with dark blood running down its sides…. Thank you once again for joining us, we’ve been BGW – Thank you and Goodnight!** MISTERX WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS HELLSTORM !!!!Vote Hellstorm: Vote Misterx:
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