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A Cry from the Night: Smackdown Report 10/07/10

Hello all I am Far Cry *epic pause* and welcome to the first edition of “A Cry from the Night“… you may or may not already know this but your favorite vampire is taking a little break and I will be filling in for him until he returns.

Anyway, off to Smackdown shall we?

A video package is shown of Jack Swagger DESTROYING Big Show with an Ankle Lock, then they showed a clip of the following week were he did it on Rey… I must admit I enjoyed hearing that little midget scream.

TONIGHT “THE REMATCH” Big Show gets his revenge on Jack Swagger in the main event! Hmm…

Honestly I am NOT looking forward to this.

Drew McIntyre is out, he just looks around like an idiot, he’s about to speak! Get ready to laugh! Thedore Long’s music hits and he walks out with a confident look on his face. Drew says… “Two weeks ago my visa expired but I am here now and all my citizen ship issues have been resolved”. BOO!!! GO BACK TO WHERE EVER YOU CAME FROM! They go back and forth for a little… and… WHAT?! “I am personally nominating you (Thedore Long) as a candidate for the WWE Hall of Fame class of 2011!” 30 boring seconds later…

“Now imagine it sir, receiving you HoF ring in your hometown, while Drew McIntyre main events WrestleMania 27 as the World Heavyweight Champion!” Teddy says that he COULD be the World Champion but the only way that would happen is if he was in the Smackdown MITB ladder match.

He then tells Drew that if he wants in he will have to get down on his knees and beg for it. He gets on his knees and… Thedore makes him say “You’re the most handsome” and a few other things, Thedore then tells Drew he must beat Kofi Kingston to qualify for the Smackdown MITB ladder match! We go to a commercial… wait wait... It's official! Drew McIntyre's new name is... Drew McOwned!

I AM PERFECTION!

Triple Threat Match: Chavo Guerrero vs. MVP vs. Dolph Ziggler (MITB Qualifying Match)

Piggy Guerrero is out for commentary… she has a little trouble putting on the head-set. Matt Striker is all in love with Piggy Guerrero and says some things to her I’d rather not repeat or I might throw up again…

The match starts with Dolph Ziggler and Chavo Guerrero obviously working together and double teaming MVP. After SEVRAL minutes MVP starts fighting back… SUPERPLEX! MVP hit’s a HUGE superplex on Dolph Ziggler. Chavo is the first up and… GOES FOR A PIN!(On MVP) Chavo turned on Piggy! Oh and MVP kicks out! MVP hit’s the Play of the Day! 1...2... Aww and Piggy pulls the ref out of the ring! CHEAP! While MVP was distracted Ziggler hits his Sleeper Hold! MVP taps!

Winner and qualifies for the MITB match: Dolph Ziggler

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We are backstage with Rey Mysterio and his “injured” ankle is wrapped up. Josh Mathews asked Rey if he would be able to compete at MITB and then… BOOM! Jack Swagger busts down the door and tells everyone to get out, Swagger then gets Rey in an Ankle Lock and drags him all around backstage with the Ankle Lock in place. OWNED! Rey is then dragged to the ramp area ish? Big Show is here to save the day!

Big Show chases off Swagger, the trainers check on Rey and…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES

We are back as a video package is show of last weeks “Peep Show” as Christian makes his way to the ring.

Christian and Matt Hardy vs. Vance Archer and Curt Hawkins

Early on, Vance Archer and Curt Hawkins hit some double team moves, Matt Hardy hit’s a tornado DDT from the top rope, Hardy goes to tag in Christian, but Christian pulls Hardy over the ropes and walks away leaving Hardy alone. HEEL TURN! Curt Hawkins hit’s a Heat Seeking Elbow and goes for the pin! 1...2...3...

Winners: Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer

Drew McIntyre vs. Kofi Kingston is next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We are back as Drew McIntyre makes his way to the ring…

Also is it just me or does the MITB briefcase remind you of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Just a thought…

Drew McIntyre vs. Kofi Kingston

Drew goes for A LOT of covers early, Kofi hit’s a Monkey Flip and gets a 2 count. Match goes on for a few boring minutes….

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We are back with Drew with a variation of a head lock on Kofi, Kofi goes for an SOS but Drew is able to back into a corner. Kofi hit’s a Diving Cross Body on Drew’s back! This match is picking up! Kofi hit’s a Boom Drop! Suicide Dive! Kofi hits the Suicide Dive! FUTURE SHOCK DDT! 1...2...3...

Winner: Drew McIntyre (qualifies for MITB)

I swear… if Drew wins and cashes in successfully, I WILL kill someone.

We go backstage as Rosa Mendas (I think that’s her name) is doing step-ups, CM Punk and Luke Gallows walk by, CM Punk just looks and sigh’s and continues on his way…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

CM Punk and Luke Gallows are out, Gallows demands Serena to come out to the ring. She comes out, slowly walking down the ramp saying “This has been the hardest week of my life…” blah blah blah you are everything to me, I made the mistake of getting drunk, I did it for you… Serena says sorry about 200 times, Punk says he forgives her for what she did. Face turn? The segment ends with Serena and Punk hugging in the middle of the ring while Gallows has a look of dis-belief on his face.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

We are back as “Dashing” Cody Rhodes walks to the ring.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes vs. JTG

JTG takes control early with a pair of arm drags, the match doesn’t go on very long and “Dashing” Cody Rhodes hit’s the Cross Rhodes. 1...2...3...

Winner: “Dashing” Cody Rhodes

We go backstage as Kelly Kelly is getting interviewed, she gets ambushed by Layla and Michelle McCool. The segment ends with Kelly Kelly crying.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back to Big Show being interviewed by Josh Mathews, Josh asks Show about what happened earlier with Rey Mysterio. He basically says the Ankle Lock that Swagger put on him was the closest anyone has ever gotten to breaking one of his bones and that tonight he will make Jack Swagger suffer.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MAIN EVENT

Jack Swagger vs. Big Show

Swagger quickly goes for the Ankle Lock but Show pushes him away, Show takes control with a slam. Big Show throws Swagger into a corner and hits some devastating open hand chops. ANKLE LOCK! NO! Show pushes him away, Show and Swagger are on the outside, they fight until they get on stage and Swagger hits some sort of move on Show’s ankle.

Winner: Double count out

As Swagger walks backstage, Kane grabs Swagger by the throat and says “WE NEED TO TALK!” and takes him to a room backstage. Kane says that it was him that attacked his “brother”, because he gave it away by saying he likes to make people suffer. Swagger says “IT WASN’T ME!”. Kane says he will make HIM suffer and calls him a liar.

Swagger says he has and alibi, Kane says he has ONE week and his alibi better be a good one and if there is ANY doubt in his mind he will be condemned to hell, to live in eternal suffering!

The show fades out as Kane walks away from Swagger and this weeks Smackdown comes to a close.

Thoughts: Overall, I liked the show, some of the segments were VERY good in my opinion, honestly though there was only ONE good match, that match being Drew vs. Kofi. I would give this show an overall rating of a B-

Best Match: Drew vs. Kofi, probably one of the BEST matches I have seen in a while on Smackdown, had a lot of back and forth action, which is surprising because there last few matches have not been very good.

Best Performance: Kofi Kingston, he carried that match with Drew, Drew has NO in-ring ability what so ever! There was also some pretty exciting spots in this match.

Best Segment: Rey Mysterio getting DESTROYED! I was smiling ear to ear when I saw him cry in pain and struggle when Jack Swagger had that Ankle Lock on him. I hate Rey Mysterio more than my moms meatloaf… that should put into prospective on how much I hate him.

Well this concludes the first edition of “A Cry from the Night”. I shall see you for next weeks Smackdown.

Also, if you have any suggestions, comments or complaints feel free to PM me on TWG just search “Far Cry” in the challenges section if you don’t know how.

Have a good one!

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Comments

  1. Comment #1

    LOL it hasn't even aired here still have to wait 30 min.

    Nice report.

    Posted by ....... on Saturday, July 10, 2010

  2. Comment #2

    LOL, wrobow. FC, they really got ou workin'!

    Posted by Kojo Styles on Saturday, July 10, 2010

  3. Comment #3

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Briefcase!

    Posted by Some Guy on Thursday, July 15, 2010

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