Alone in the Impact Zone: 10/16/08

.The Joker presents

"Alone in the Impact Zone"

TNA IMPACT

10/16/08

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I am tonights Entertainment! This game deserves a better class of Articolist.....and Im gonna give it to um! Il show you, you'l see....Love it or Hate it...Im Here....and here to Stay. Can I get a round of applause please.....

Lets get IT STARTED!

So Bound for Glory is over and done with, and the results were beyond disappointing to say the least. More on that later though. This week, you will suffer. It is TNA's objective to deliver to you what could be the most CRAP episode of Impact you'll ever witness this year. Enjoy it........or rather, Try to.

The show opens with a video package recapping Bound for Glory. Why the Hell is Sting the champion? Seriously, what the...? It's not going to change a thing, and if it does, it will only give Sting more TV time to bother the hell out of me. And Jarrett over Angle? Can't say I'm surprised at all. But still, I hate you Jeff Jarrett. Thank you for giving me another reason to hate you, though....as if I needed another one!

Just out of curiosity, were you TWG'ers as pissed off at these outcomes as I was? Did you even watch the PPV? Do you even care? Does anybody even watch TNA or am I a lone soldier here?

Tonight's show is called Foley's Farewell. Wait, does this mean he's leaving... already? Don't feel so bad "Braden Walker"! Although, Foley wasn't made out to look like a total jackass every single week, so yeah, scratch that. Continue feeling bad "Braden Walker".

MY JACKASS OF THE WEEK: BRADEN WALKER

The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Sonjay Dutt w/ A Ho Who I'd Love to Kill & Sheik Bashir

Ok, clearly Shelley and Sabin are going to lose and then they will become angry and flip some people off. And hey, we can blame Sting for this! So once again, I despise you, Sting. Onto the match, Sabin and Dutt start off, with Sabin getting in a Arm Drag and Dutt hits Tilt-a-Whril Headscissors. Sabin gets the advantage, throwing Dutt out of the ring and taking out both him and Bashir with a dive over the top rope.

Once Dutt is back inside, Bashir goes to come off the ropes, but Bashir distracts him, so Sonjay is able to send Sabin to the corner. Sabin hops over Dutt and tags in Shelley. Shelley hits a Superkick on Bashir. He then picks Dutt up for an Inverted Powerbomb, followed by a Suicide Dive onto Bashir. The Irritating B***h grabs Shelley's ankles which causes him to fall and Because of that, Sabin comes off the ropes with a Clothesline on Dutt, who by the way, looks freakishly muscular (Creatine Alert) tonight. Somebody's juices are truly flowing. Eventually, Sonjay climbs the ropes and hits an Enziguri on Sabin, but Sabin hits a Hurancanrana, which is followed by a Frog Splash. WHAT THE!? THEY WON!??!

Winners: The Motor City Machine Guns

Here comes Kurt Angle now, looking extremely pissed off. It must be the state of the economy right.......? NO! Its over JEFF JARRETT!! I mean, Jeff Jarrett? Really? He ought to be pissed off right now!! He destroys Shelley and Sabin. Absolutely demolishes them. I bet that wouldn't happen if they had some RESPECT! Oh, he beats on Sonjay too.

He says with Foley's help, Jarrett won at BFG. Yeah, that, or with his own high company position. Jarrett won the battle, but he didn't win the war. Oh great, so there's more? let sleeping dogs lie I reckon. Times like these, I really hate my life. He calls Jeff a "candy ass hick from Nashville." He then says that he will pick apart all the talent on the TNA roster until it's just him and Jarrett left. You mean to say that it'll be two hours of gay shirts, ego, and constant reminders of Jarrett's children? Cannot. Deal. With. That.

JB is with Old Man Nash in the back.

Nash says to keep your friends close but your enemies closer. How strange, I thought Nash was a pretty common last name, yet it's still considered a spelling mistake by spell check. Where was I? He's been waiting ten months to turn on Fat Joe. Why is that? Because Joe DISRESPECTED him and........SCOTT HALL. Why are we dragging that sad, sad excuse for a human being nevermind wrestler into this? All I know, is that if Hall was hitting on my wife (If I had one....I will....im 18 years old for christs sake!), I would not be offended. Seriously, I would pay to watch that. Nash comes first. It's Kevin Nash 4 lyfeee. (I'm not kidding. He said it.)

*Intermission*

Package for Sting, Samoa Joe and RESPECT airs. They have to show the part where Kevin Nash turns on Joe and ruins my only chance at happiness, of course.

Sting comes down to the ring. Kill me now, please. He says it's not him whose supposed to be in the ring, it's Joe. Yes, and you're also supposed to be retired so get to it. Sting calls Joe the better wrestler. Why is Sting making so much sense? Im hate him a bit less now. He mentions how Joe could have won 10 mins into the match, but Joe chose to mock Sting instead and his generation.... because he deserves it. Joe lost because he DISRESPECTED Sting. God, shut the hell up already. Now he's mad that AJ Styles didn't shake his hand when he won.

Styles (Now for those of you that give a damn, here is my top boy just so you all know) comes out to cut Sting off from his unnecessary and repetitive bitchfit.

Thank you so much. AJ says Sting should listen, and if he did, he'd get RESPECT. Also, he's not getting any RESPECT because he's not showing any RESPECT. Why do people not agree with AJ? Seriously, are all TNA fans at the Impact Zone that horrifyingly dumb? Styles mentions Joe, Christopher Daniels, and Low-Ki, saying that they held TNA together and if Sting doesn't like it, there's the door.....Brilliant! Basically Sting, you ruined the Glory Days!

Can someone please run into the ring and shoot Sting? Sting gets all personal and says Styles hated how his dad raised him, and now, AJ will end up just like his dad. AJ replies by slapping Sting, twice. OWWW No he didint! Sting then attacks Styles, and security has to separate them.......unfortunately

Backstage, Kurt Angle attacks Curry Man, Shark Boy, and finally, Eric Young. Start from the bottom up I guess.

*Intermission*

JB is in Booker T's locker room. KIng Bookah! What a character back in the day.

T says something I can't understand, but it's still awesome. He's a big game hunter and he wounds the elephant, or something. I'm pretty sure JB makes a move on T at this point, which made him pretty angry. He has every right to be because JB is a creepy motherf. JB mentions the briefcase again and Sharmell says that next week, we will all find out what's inside. Hey, if that doesn't give you a reason to tune in, I don't know what will. (Compelling angles? A lack of Sting? The immediate death of Don West? Matt Morgan and his DNA getting the f'k off your TV? I could go on for days, really.)

Hernandez w/ Homicide vs. Booker T w/ Sharmell

This match literally takes 10 years to start. But once both participants finally decide to stop boring me to death, they go back and forth for a while, but T takes control with a Headlock. He then tries an Axe Kick, but it fails(as always). Hernandez then Clotheslines T. I'm pretty sure this match is in slow motion.....

Hernandez continues beating on T, getting a bunch of near falls in the process. He also hits the Border Toss, but Sharmell distracts him. T gets in a low blow and hits him with the briefcase before actually hitting the Axe Kick for the win. Thank God this is over. I was about to fall asleep. Really

Winner: Booker T

In the back, Kurt Angle attacks Rave and Hoyt. A full Angle/Jarrett Impact is upon us, people. Enjoy yourselves now because the chance of you surviving next week is low. So very low.

Lauren is with Roxxi who is here to give her very first interview on Impact. What a special moment. It would be more special if she showed some general emotion. She threw around a bunch of curses, saying she doesn't give a f' about Spike TV. Hey, that TV deal you guys have, you know, the only thing left keeping you in business, will probably be gone this time next week. Nice move Roxxi.

Now Lauren is talking with Christy Hemme (I Loved Salinas...but I also like her very much). She was about to check on Rock and Rave, but instead, she ran into The Pretty Nice Looking Person and the Linda Hogan Lookalike. Sky makes fun of her face and Christy went off on them. So they attack her. Dammit, I hate TNA this week. My first ever article deserved so much better.....

Kurt Angle comes down to the ring again. He went down to the announce table to the announcer, Dave Penzar. He attacks him and throws him into the ring. Seriously.....Out of everyone to take out, you take out this guy? Why not Sting? He locks on the Ankle Lock, and attacks all the security and referees who run out. And who should come out now to make this all 700 times worse but Double J himself.

Angle wants a rematch (baaaad idea), but Jarrett tells him to let it go (good idea). Angle said that "Uncle Kurt" would give Jeff's kids a visit, and Jarrett proceeds to flip out.....

*Intermission*

Mick Foley makes his way down to the ring. He calls himself a junkie for roller coasters. That's great and all, but what does that have to do with you leaving? Foley says that TNA was a way to bring back the fun. We will never know what type of fun that is though. He then thanks the crowd for the ride and says he wishes it could have lasted longer. Yeah, so does every single TNA fan. A bunch of wrestlers come down to say goodbye, but Jarrett tells him "you're not leaving like this". This angle was done when Sting first arrived too...he wanted to retire but Jarrett and Team Canada etc made sure he didint by taunting him. Damn Creative.

Jim Cornette is on the phone from Vegas. He's shocked by Angle's behavior, so we will have to suffer through Angle vs. Matt Morgan. WHAT DID THE FANS EVER DO TO YOU, TNA!?

Roxxi vs. Raesha Saed w/ Awesome Kong

Saed gets the early control, but eventually misses a Missile Dropkick, which switches the advantage over to Roxxi's side. With that, she pays a lot of attention to Kong. She beats on Kong a bit, and comes back in the ring and hits the Voodoo Drop for the win....

Winner: Ms.Emotion, Roxxi

After the bell, Kong gets in the ring and nails an Implant Buster on Roxxi. I'm not accusing Roxxi of having implants, but clearly, this move is a false claim. If it really were an implant buster.........

Salinas would have exploded into millions of tiny pieces. I still love her though.

Lauren is talking with......Matt Morgan. Morgan blames himself for all the burns Abyss suffered at Bound for Glory. Yeah, well, I blame Matt Morgan for all the pain I suffer while trying to watch any one of his matches and interview segments. Remember this guy was once in WWE and had a stutter? He was even less annoying then.

Lauren is with Christy Hemme. This girl should not be able to have so many interviews. Hemme says she has plans for Sky and Love. Just what I need to see, of course.

JB is with Consequences Creed. He's asked if he's bitten off more than he can chew with Old man Nash. And damn, I have no idea what he says to respond, but he sure is excited.

Kevin Nash vs. Consequences Creed

Nash hits a Kneelift, but Creed is able to Dropkick Nash. Kevin reverses a Clothesline, and Creed slides beneath Nash's legs and gets in a bunch of punches. Creed goes for a Superkick, but Nash catches his foot and hits a huge Clothesline, and a Cobra Clutch. Nash picks up the win with a Jackknife Powerbomb

Winner: Old man Nash

Nash grabs a mic and goes off on Creed. He's turning into Sting here, just totally coming down on all of the younger guys in the back. Why bother even recapping it? Apparently, all women want to spend the night with Nash. I wouldnt know so I won't even comment on that one. If Arletta, Eli, Eli Mae, Snappy, or any other femme fatale for that matter is reading, I ask you "Would you like to spend the night with Kevin Nash?" Im seriously interested in your answer.

JB is in the back where ever it was that Jarrett and Foley were speaking. Foley cuts a strange promo, but clearly, he isn't going away anytime soon.

*Intermission*

Kurt Angle vs. "The Blueprint of Genetic Supremacy" Matt Morgan

I'm sorry but I just can't recap a Matt Morgan match. Ive had to edit this about 3 or 4 times already. Morgan starts off with the advantage, knocking Angle down a few times in the process.Morgan in control, and actually gets a 2 count after a Cross Body Block from the top rope. Angle goes to the outside, and gets back in to gain control. He works over Morgan's leg and knees, but Morgan is able to make a comeback. He hits a few Clotheslines and a Big Boot, but Angle gets in and Ankle Lock.

Morgan escapes it and hits the Hellevator. Every time Matt Morgan hits that move, I hate him even more. It only gets a 2 count. Serves you right, you annoying assclown. He goes for another Hellevator but Angle escapes and hits an Angle Slam for the win.Thankfully

Winner: Kurt Angle

Once the bell rings, Kurt goes on to attack Morgan's knee again. Abyss comes down to make the save though, He checks on his completely mismatched partner, and while he does so, Angle attacks. He rips off Abyss's shirt and beats on his bruised ribs.

JB is in the parking lot (I swear this guy is working overtime) trying to speak with Foley and Jarrett. They are both being secretive. Seriously, stop being such an idiot. Foley is not going anywhere. See, I told you! They're on their way to Vegas. Foley says that "what happens in Vegas, will be shared with the rest of the world." And with that, the show ends.......

By the way...The New TNA IMpact Video Game.....

Does it Rock or does it blow? What you think?

Jokes on You (Classic Interactions between TNA wrestlers as well as WWE "Superstars")

1. The Rock and Hurricane

The Rock: Who in the Green Hell are you?... ah-ah, The Rock knows exactly who you are, Green Mask, H on your chest, cape… You’re the Hamburglar, you’re the cat that works at MacDonald’s…

The Rock: You ain’t nothing… Every single superhero can whoop that ass, every single one… Batman, Superman, Aquaman {Hurricane looks shocked}… Yeah Aquaman, the dud that talks to the fish, whip that candy ass just like that…

The Hurricane: Can the Rock Fly?

The Rock: …You been smokin’ them funny cigarettes again?

2. The Rock and Hurricane (Again)

The Rock (to Coach): You and your Rock wannabe Haircut… Who cut your hair? Ray Charles?

{Hurricane jumps our from behind curtain and rambles on for about a minute while Rock gives a blank look}

The Rock: How long have you been sitting in there?

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The Rock: You ain’t nothing, you’re five feet nothing, hundred pounds to nothing, whoa excuse the Rock one second, his phones ringing… hello?... Oh wait its nothing, he says he knows you…

Oh Rocky.....if you ever get bored of Hollywood....Screw the WWE.....come join us in the Impact Zone. Id welcome you with open arms mate.

If anybodys got any gags/jokes/classic interactions wrestling related....pm to me in game (make sure its to .The Joker as im sure there are many other jokers who imitate me hehe) and Il put them in the article along with your name! Im also going to start a Comment review...where the best comments/topics make it into my article. Its a chance to become.....famous I guess? Il make you famous OK!

The Lo'Down

Alright, that does it for my Debut recap. I think I may have done well considering Ive had an issue tonight. That issue? I spent a large amount of time tonight trying to figure out how to wash the smell of something very illegal out of my clothing. Not that I did anything illegal, but being surrounded by people who did will do that to you (Wink Wink eh?)

Hope Ive lived up to the standards set by The Glides and Curtis Kash's of this game. But I guess its for all you to decide that.

Til next Time, Envied by many and Hated by All,

The Joker

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Comments

Comment #1

sorry I got tot he questiona botu would I wnat to spend a night with kevin nash and I had to run to the little girls room to throw up. I would spend a night with my ex boyfriend who almost broke my neck. Before I spent one single second within ten feet of Kevin Nash.

Posted by Akahana on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #2

well, n the matter of illegal, I have a hunch that someone on the TNA roster did something illegal becuz before, he was just a normal looking X-Division wrestler, but now, he jacked!

Posted by The Stupifier on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #3

Good job, I really liked this. Well written and also, we FINALLY have a TNA reporter :P

Posted by Some Guy Who Fought The Big Show Once *lol* on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #4

BFG was disappointing? I beg to differ, 2 of the best matches this year were on the show with the Steel Asylum (as usual the X guys steal the show, they should be the main event guys) and the Monsters Ball. The rest of the show was expected, but WWE does that too. Creed/Bashir was a good match and Joe/Sting was wild (the dropkick was insane, if you haven't seen it go find it right now). Anywho, you knew Jarrett was going to win, thats why Foleys there. Sting, on the other hand, I didn't expect, but I'm sure we'll have Sting/Joe II at the next PPV.

Posted by Mask of Fury on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #5

Finally as someone said, a TNA reporter. On the whole I didn't read the whole article as i didn't want spoilers for the episode of Impact I have yet to watch. But taking what was said about the PPV, personally I enjoyed the show better than No Mercy which was a little too predictable. I mean c;mon at least titles <b>do</b> change hands at TNA ppv's which is more than can be said for WWe. Backstage segments are shorter and for the most part, more entertaining than WWE (Someone <i>please</i> get Booker T to drop the bad accent, King Booker was bad enough, but now we are getting Shaka T, King of the darned Zulu's or what?)
I like TNA and enjoy their product. They have stars that WWE in their infinite stupidity didn't take on when they had the chance, (MCMG for one...can you imagine those guys feuding with London/Kendrick whilst they were a team or now taking on CM Punk/Kofi?) They are NOT perfect true, but come on they have made waves in the 6 years they have been in buisness and can't wait until 2009 when I get to see them live in Birmingham, England.
As for the video game, nice try midway/TNA, not perfect but a pretty darned good try none the less. Likenesses spot on but troubles with targeting do mar the product as does the naff commentary and lack of more weapons around the ring.
However rumour has it that through downloads we should be able to get tables and other weapons and The Rock and Rave Infection and maybe Curry Man early next year. I'm looking forward to trying Impact 2 when it comes out.

Posted by fenr1c on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #6

Its sad how ecw gets a higher rating then tna and yet ecw is only one hour long and tna 2. Tna has all these extreme matches way more extreme then ecw now and ecw has wrestlers that are kinda new to the buisness unlike tna who has kevin nash, kurt angle, booker t, christian cage, sting, samoa joe, and aj styles all better wrestlers then the ones on ecw. half of the superstars that i mentioned wrestled before some of the superstars of ecw were even born but oh well

Posted by Mexican Afro on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #7

One thing dwayne jhonson whould never do is work for a bingo hall fed like tna

Posted by nick hogan on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #8

Well I really disagreed with a ton of what you had to say, quite strongly, don't really know where to begin with that but... well good job on your first article anyway. There was some humour in there although (and I'm not trying to reference the TNA storyline arc here) a lot of disrespect also. Really, everyone has their personal favourites and non-favourites. But all fair enough I suppose - aside from the not bothering calling the Morgan match. Seriously that's just damned lazy, sort it out next time. And it shows that you weren't watching it properly by the fact that you missed the GLARING commentator mistake when they called Morgan's first "Hellavator" the "Hellavator" even though it was a completely obviously totally different move. The 2nd thing was a Hellavator. And I like Morgan, and give Roxxi a damned break, yeah the interview was embarrassing... sure but you can see she tried. I know that's not good enough but you tell it like she wasn't bothered or something. And BFG was maybe the best PPV I've seen in a good while. How could you not even comment on the insane leg drop, the monster's ball or the steel asylum (which I agree with Mask of Fury as the highlights). And Sting cuts a good promo within a tired storyline they need to make go somewhere fast. That's not really his fault. I am annoyed with the Jarrett-trumping-Angle thing and Angle carrying it on... but the 'beat up on everyone' thing was fun in isolation... and Foley's involved... so it's not all bad. Yeah I saw Foley's retirement being turned right from the beginning of the program. So I'm not saying they do everything right, far from it. But I feel like you were very harsh! You don't seem to like TNA. Comments like "does anybody care?" show it. Well I do. Maybe try being a bit less negative? Well that's just my opinion anyway. Enjoyed the pictures.

Posted by Jane Ross on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #9

p.s. No I wouldn't take a tumble with Nash, he's way too old for me. But he does look good for his age I'll give him that. And he has a great pro wrestling look (although that's kinda nothing to do with attractiveness). I think I have strange tastes sometimes however Kev's not amongst them.

Posted by Jane Ross on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #10

firstly joker your level 2. go get f'd. wrasler is the REAL heath ledger joker your a phoney. SO REMEMBER EVERYBODY WRASLAR IS THE REAL JOKER i hope you get ripped to shreds on this article. *prays for azuzu

Posted by APW FAN on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #11

Eyy bist du pennergame.de?

Posted by Talha on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #12

i watched a bit got bored and watched a bit more got bored, sorry but im not impressed anymore, tna was brillient and i like foley but it has to many boring moments although i have to say that new match is brill, i could watch it for a hour.

Posted by crazydude on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #13

Well, finnally we've got a TNA reporter. Good.
But some questions, I hope you answer them!
1- Why do you report TNA if you think TNA is boring? You criticise a lot, your should not criticise that much.
2- Why don't you make the text fonts bigger and better to read? I dind't read a part of this because I was getting tired of trying to read. Especially the The Rock part.

But good writing tough ;)

Posted by João, another APW Fan :) on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #14

Ok, I have one question, is TNA really filled with that many crappy, pointless backstage scenes? seriously, if they switched round the amount of time they have wrestling with the amount of time they spend backstage then they might actually have a decent show.
On the good side we have a TNA reporter, which might actually stay longer than a week

Posted by Hobosnail on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #15

Heck if I had the time I'd go for TNA Reporter myself, if this reporter gets fed up of watching it like he seems to already have gotten. It's the one thing I actually do have the TV channel for. Although... damn... I get it on Saturdays. So actually I probably couldn't. People wouldn't like it that late I guess? I dunno. When was this one filed?

Posted by Jane Ross on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #16

Nice article.
I'm a TNA fan but I must say over the last month or so it's gown down hill almost to the point where I'm starting to agree with the haters. I won't give up hope though, it can turn around....
Oh, and what's your beef with Matt Morgan? All things considered he's pretty good.

Posted by Natural Causes/Fuzzy Skinner/Tristan Pulse/whatever on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #17

Nice article it is good to have a joker around .It is also good finally having a tna reporter around ill be looking foward to next weeks article

Posted by Mr Toxic on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #18

Applaudes for stable mate Joker and tells him he did a great job.
And that all the legends in Tna should retire and then the younger talents will rule the show then invade WM 25

Posted by AustinSchlegel on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #19

This is ok man...welcome to the team.

Posted by Curtis on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Comment #20

you have many enemies in TNA... but hope to see another article next week.

Posted by R.U.Sty on Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Comment #21

TNA has an old fart as the champion and an old fart beat Angle. Besides the genetic freak, who has Angle beaten lately? He even "lost" his gold medal in a match. It wasn't too long ago that he had every belt in that hell hole.

Posted by Botac on Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Comment #22

I hate TNA, personally I use it instead of a sware word. Didn't read the article cos its about TNA.

Posted by I hate TNA on Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Comment #23

I hate TNA, personally I use it instead of a sware word. Didn't read the article cos its about TNA. Did bother posting this because I'm really pathetic and have nothing better to do.

Posted by I hate TNA sucks on Thursday, October 23, 2008
Comment #24

Hey I really liked the report for TNA(even though I a WWE guy Myself) one thing I noticed about Nash was on the mic was that he said he was a genuis, if that was the case why not have Joe win at BFG THEN hit him with the bat. That way he could win the title and get even with joe at the next PPV.

Posted by C on Friday, October 24, 2008
Comment #25

Wow to think K-Nash was 10 feet you must be 1 foot

Posted by Aj on Friday, October 24, 2008
Comment #26

This is why I said that
Comment # 1

sorry I got tot he questiona botu would I wnat to spend a night with kevin nash and I had to run to the little girls room to throw up. I would spend a night with my ex boyfriend who almost broke my neck. Before I spent one single second within ten feet of Kevin Nash.
ha ha ha ha lol lol lol lol

Posted by Aj on Friday, October 24, 2008
Comment #27

dude ur reatarded. this article is wayyy worse and boring than tna will ever be. you can just go suck it! and if u delete this, then it shows how retarded u really are...

Posted by ur retarded on Friday, October 24, 2008
Comment #28

holy jeezums, outside of 2 or so comments, this page is so chock full of elephant shiz i'm surprised i haven't gone blind.

they had a bad show, lil dude, they have a couple, as does WWE, and now that TNA's going live, you can bet your bacon they're going to have a couple more. why? because they throw out a promo or two to the preformers like roxxi, who aren't there because they've got the look for it or are over with as many demographics as possible, they've earned they're spots and as such shall not be relegated to jobbers despite how poorly they go over with fans. is this something to pounce on? The fact that TNA is'nt for the fans, is'nt there to make money, but there to showcase who they have and get em as much airtime as 2 hours, a 40-50 wrestler roster, and a heavyweight division sent from god gobbling up as much time as possible to keep ratings afloat will allow?

If you have an issue with the product, fine. that doesn't mean you should post several paragraphs of shear dumbassocity for the world to see. reread what you've written, rewatch the show, see if you've missed or have simply misinterpreted anything, and make sure you're not rushing in to insult everything TNA's working to hard to build for the sake of sounding witty.

It was good for a first article, but for the love of god, man. political correctness is next to godliness, try using it next time.

Posted by Mr. Groove on Saturday, October 25, 2008
Comment #29

lol that would've been great if i had posted it a couple days back and the guy'dve actually read it.

Posted by Mr. Groove on Saturday, October 25, 2008

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