Banker's Banquet: Young Superstars Part II

Welcome to the 2^nd instalment of the Young Superstars by The Banker. Last time I talked about a LOT of young superstars such as The Miz, Dolph Ziggler and a few others. Now it’s time to talk about a few more. Now sit back, relax and welcome to my feast!

Firstly, I want to talk about a new tag team on the scene called the Uso’s. They’re nothing special really, they’re just a heel tag team with similar builds to every tag team, and I’ve seen them in a few matches but as I said earlier nothing special. They’ll get the tag titles soon right enough; they’ve jobbered enough so they’ll get their title very soon. Hart Dynasty will lose against them at Night of Champions.

Next I want to talk about Ted Dibiase. In my opinion Ted is one of the people who is being underused at this moment of time. After Wrestlemania Ted just slowly went from being a main eventer to a mid carder. He may have been in the main event this past week of RAW but he’ll probably jobber to somebody else.

I like Ted because he has a face that you just want to smack and also cuts his promos pretty damn well. I don’t want him to change to face because he is naturally a heel, if he switched to a face then I would stop being a Ted Dibiase fan, and I am actually serious about that. Ted had a good run in Legacy; even the match at Wrestlemania was decent. I like the fact that Ted has got the Million Dollar Belt, it shows that he is sticking to old roots even though he “disrespects his dad” when he got it. He also got his dad’s old on-screen chauffeur which shows he was going back to his roots.

Overall, Ted should be used more than he currently is or get traded to Smackdown and make a big name for himself.

Next on my list is.... SHEEEEEEEEEE*voice break*AMUUUUUUUUUUUS!

Now if you check, this guy isn’t the youngest out there, but he hasn’t been with the WWE for a while. Onto my opinion on the redhead; Sheamus might have an annoying accent to the Americans and some people may not understand half of what he’s saying so he’s like the RAW version of Jack Swagger, you always find something to take the mick out of him! Whether it is the accent or losing the “Dubya Dubya EEE” championship! He’s a pure brute when it comes to fighting, he’s somewhere in the 6 foot region and 245 pound region. He has decent mic skills, for example his accent always seems to get the crowd booing him and him saying bad things about America ALWAYS gets them booing.

I think WWE did a good thing giving Sheamus the title, it seems natural for him to have the title around his not tanned body and yeah I think his body DOES need a tan then it will seem more natural but I don’t know *shrugs*

Moving on to the next person on my list... Oh noes! It’s the Irish Midget HOOOOOORNSWOOOOOOGLE! You’re probably thinking “but he’s way too old” and my response is he’s only 24! Yeah hard to believe right? Them sideburns make your opinions different right?

But anyway please fire this guy before I get a gun and do it myself because there is really no place for him in the WWE! I mean come on he can’t even wrestle to save his life, all he does is provide a few cheap laughs and makes people jobbers; for instance Chavo Guerrero could have had a decent 6 months if it wasn’t for the damn midget! I mean come on how could you lose a match to a midget... Well apparently if you’re part of the WWE creative team you can! So please WWE release Hornswoggle before I kill him!  Kthxbai!

Now who is the fifth person on my list? Evan Bourne!!

 Yes Evan Bourne could have been the best thing EVUH! But now he’s back to being mid carder, damnit WWE make him a near main eventer or maybe a main eventer! I mean come on this guy can be the next best thing! He may not be the best guy on the mic but he still could have a good run as champion or US champion but WWE want to brush him aside for a while.This guy does have heart when he fights though. He’s a bigger version then Rey Mysterio I guess but less annoying. I mean Rey has that annoying voice but Evan’s ok.

To summarise, put Evan in the US title plot and maybe have a Triple Threat at the PPV for the US title with Daniel Bryan and The Miz.

Now onto the sixth person on my list... Look who it is Daniel Bryan! Now I might go into a bit of detail about this guy because of how awesome he is.

Firstly, was Daniel firing real? I mean there have been some doubts about it and saying it was fake and some people saying it was real. There wasn’t an on screen firing for the storyline so I’m going to say it was real. But Daniel Bryan’s return to WWE at Summerslam was EPIC! I mean come on not many people would of guessed that he would return at Summerslam but he did! His new finisher is epic, it’s some sort of armbar crossface which is epic yet weird to see at the same time if I’m honest but I laik weird!

His feud with the Miz is getting better every week. Two weeks ago Miz attacked Brian which was epic and last week Miz got put in the armbar crossface! At Night of Champions them two will probably face each other for the US title which I can see Miz losing and trying to get revenge.

But this is something epic WWE creative has done for once! So WWE creative 1 Everything else they’ve done wrong 20000000000 still a bit to catch up on.

Anyway, it seems I have run out of time! Thank you for reading The Banker’s Banquet part II on the Young Superstars! I hope you have enjoyed your feast! Tune in next week for another article on a random article!

Comments

1. Comment #1

   Good article. But I just don't see the Usos winning the Tag Team titles. Have they even cut a promo??

   Posted by Sami "Hardcore" Callihan on Monday, August 30, 2010

2. Comment #2

   I agree on most of this except the Hornswoggle bit. I don't think he should be fired but they should use him properly! Back in the days when he used to help Finlay win were his best days!

   Posted by Spriorite on Monday, August 30, 2010

3. Comment #3

   I'm quite certain Danielson's firing was real. During Nexus' initial assault Danielson choked Justin Roberts, told Cena he (Cena) wasn't better than him (Danielson), spat on him and then kicked his effin' head in. At that point it would have made more sense for Barrett to show remorse after the attack and be kicked out of the group.
   Nice article, your views are interesting. Keep more coming, and try to write about TNA too.

   Posted by Dr Frank on Tuesday, August 31, 2010

4. Comment #4

   Frank is 100% right. Unless WWE willingly let him wrestle in other indy companies while he was under contract with the WWE is highly "never ever ever going to happen". He wrestled in some indy show a couple of weeks before Summerslam (After the 90day no wrestling clause ended)
   So it's a given fact that he was fired. If he wasn't and someone has legit proof.. then I'll quit TWG.open challenge >:3

   Posted by Jesse Lexington on Sunday, September 05, 2010

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