Chaos Awards Vol. 42

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I have a message for everyone who reads my articles. If you don’t like what you see, comment and never read again. I don’t change my style for anyone or any reason. These opinions are my opinion and ONLY my opinion.
So to put a long story short…
If you don’t like it… don’t read it!

Anyway, onto business!

Best Match – Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio
Alberto has actually impressed me. Everyone says that his promos are rubbish, but he’s trying to be a JBL style heel and its working. Everyone is annoyed by Del Rio and he’s doing a brilliant job of it.
That and Rey lost a match… cleanly… that wasn’t on PPV. I don’t know about you but that’s pretty good for the current WWE line up that they drool out every week.
I’m not saying that it’s a bad thing. I’m saying it’s a good thing.
I WANT the heels to win cleanly instead of getting counted out or DQ’d every single week. Not like what they are now. I understand that I’m whinging about this, but I WANT there to be a reason that the heel is in the match apart from walking up the ramp or randomly grabbing a chair 8 mins into a perfectly awesome match. Let’s just end this and have a decent 1-on-1 one fall match!

Worst Match – John Cena vs. Darren Young
I get that Young was attempting to beat Cena, but did you take a close look at that match? All Darren’s offence was ‘Move, Hit, Pin, Repeat’ THAT is a boring strategy.
Now I’m not one to say something about a rookie, but I was surprised that Young got as much offence in as he did. But in the back of your mind, you just knew that he wasn’t going to win. He maybe a super saiyan but Cena is the Superman.
That being said, I enjoyed the match. I know that might be hard to take in, but the match was still that classic WWE TV match although it was boring to a certain extent.
So now Nexus is down to 6… wait sorry 5. I forgot that Skip Sheffield is out for a while because he broke his ankle/leg and is out for a prolonged period of time.
So Nexus is down to 5. Barrett has a WWE Title shot.
I hate asking this but… what now for the other 4?
They all won their matches against Team WWE on Raw by either DQ or Countout *shrugs* it puts over Nexus… but WHAT NOW?!

Best Performer – Matt Morgan
I think he really is outspoken as a powerhouse. He really needs to be pushed up the list about 10 or 20 spots. Matt Morgan is without a doubt one of the best in the world at this moment.
Matt Morgan’s only World Title opportunities have come at Hard Justice and No Surrender of last year when he was in a 3 way and 5 way for the TNA World Title.
Now is it just me, or should Matt Morgan have gotten at least another one or two World Title shots since then? Just put the title on one or the other and make Hernandez and Morgan kill each other for it! It’s actually something that would be good for TNA! Oh wait, *faceslap* I forgot… Russo and Bitchoff are still with TNA!
Of course that will never happen. Because Bischoff has said it time and time again that he doesn’t care what the fans think. He’s going to put on a show for the TNA faithful that he feels is in the best interest of TNA. NOT WHAT THE FANS WANT BY THE WAY!
Matt Morgan is being misused being in the rivalry with The Pope. I mean that. Morgan deserves better and Dinero should be in the X Division to try and at least save the Division from dissolving into nothing which it is doing rapidly!
I know that Bischoff and Russo aren’t reading this… but the X Division is dying. CHANGE IT! Oh speaking of the X Division… onto Worst Performer!

Worst Performer – Douglas Williams
Okay, I understand that this might be creative… but bare with me here because I feel a rant coming on… Douglas has joined Flair’s “Fortune” Stable as the X Division Champion. Sorry, but Doug shouldn’t be X Division Champion.
Douglas has had SIXTEEN matches since winning the X Division Title off Amazing Red in JANUARY! Since Slammiversary, which was two months ago, he’s had 5 matches. One of them was defending the X Division Championship in an Ultimate X match which he won by submission. Yes. You read correctly. It was a stipulation of an already stipulated match.
Douglas also didn’t have a match between Sacrifice and Slammiversary while he was X Division Champion. Sorry that is pathetically poor booking.
If you want your minor champions to get over, at least give them some sort of platform.
I’m praying now for someone to take the X Division Championship OFF Douglas Williams because, as I said previously, the X Division is dying. It needs to be changed.

Best Moment – RVD getting stripped of the title
I didn’t really make full use of this last week so I’ll say it this week. I bloody hope that someone NEW gets the TNA World Title. Someone who has never been World Champion before.
If I have to pick it, I’d like to say Mr. Anderson or Hernandez. But I’m not going to pick it at this moment.
But I’m running out of room so I have to sum this up pretty quickly.
As I said last week, RVD was in TNA for 42 days and he became World Champion. I’m glad that the belt is off him because now TNA can choose someone new to step up to the pedestal and see if they can hold the weight of the company on their shoulders. Someone from the mid card of TNA needs to step up and take this opportunity because this is exactly what TNA needs.
I’d like to see it happen. I really would.

Worst Moment – Serena getting released
Serena is one of the most talent girls to ever step into the WWE. I’ve seen her work in SHIMMER and OVW and she is very talented. For her to be released means a) creative had nothing for her, b) she slapped Vince or c) creative had nothing for her.
Serena shaved her head for the WWE and now she’s fired after her first match. She has fantastic in ring skill for a diva. In SHIMMER she’s competed against some of the world best female wrestlers, such as Sara Del Ray (Who she main evented SHIMMER Vol. 22 with), Lacey, MsChif (in a match for the SHIMMER Championship) and Amazing Kong just to name a few.
Serena getting released is a HUGE blow for the Straight Edge Society and for Smackdown in general. WWE needs those divas who KNOW how to wrestle. Now, they get girls with more botox and plastic surgery in their bodies than they have vital organs.
Mickie James, Katie Lea and now Serena… the only ones that are left are Melina, Michelle McCool and Beth Phoenix. These are the only girls left, I think, who really know how to perform.

Chaotic Top 20
TNA is back leading the charge for this weeks votes!
AJ closes the gap slightly on Randy Orton, but Orton still has a comfortable lead.
Performers within close distance of the top ten are: Kane, Evan Bourne, Rey Mysterio, Triple H, Alex Shelley and Desmond Wolfe. Maybe the top ten could change in the final 4 months of voting!

** Even though these people are not working with their companies anymore, I shall still continue to put them up because they earned that spot in their tenure of their company in 2010.  

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The Bottle Won't Open Rant
I was sent an email on my website.

”What do you think of the passing of Lance Cade? Do you think that the WWE will ever take notice of the former stars that are dying?”

I’ll admit that I’m not only saddened of the passing of Lance Cade, but I’m saddened when any star dies suddenly. Umaga, Lance Cade, Eddie Guerrero and many others that leave this world just as quickly as they came into it.
The passing of Cade is quite disturbing. I’m 6 years younger than Cade and to find out that he’s died of heart failure isn’t warming to the generation of wrestlers entering the companies around my age.

What gets me is the WWE’s lack of effort to show people what legacy that person is leaving behind (apart from Eddie of course). Was there a message on Raw paying tribute to Lance Cade? No. Smackdown? No. NXT? No. Where was the tribute for one of their former “rising stars”?

Apart from the passing of Lance Cade, I want to bring up someone who you have probably never heard of… Damien Steele.
Damien was previously a working under a WWE developmental contract in Deep South Wrestling and Georgia Championship Wrestling before they broke away from the WWE. On Wednesday evening, July 22^nd 2009, he complained of flu like symptoms. He died of a brain aneurysm hours later in his sleep.
Now to the best of my knowledge WWE didn’t have a “tribute” photo for Damien. You know when they have a quick 5 second photo on the screen saying “Wrestlers Name” (19XX-20XX).

I’m not saying that should do it EVERYTIME a wrestler dies. But if they are or were working for WWE at one point in time then I think that you would want to mourn them in a small way at least to signify that they were with the company once upon a time.

If Mike Knox or Albert was to pass away suddenly in the next week, I’m 99% sure that the WWE wouldn’t put a memoriam up for them because they don’t work for WWE anymore and are working with other companies.

There isn’t really much more that you can say about the situation except that we can all choose to remember them. It shouldn’t be a big WWE picture of how they mistreat their stars and a host of other things. No. It should be how we remember Lance Cade. What he did in his career and what may have happened if he had gotten the break that he needed.

Rest In Peace Lance Cade. 1981 – 2010.

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Comments

1. Comment #1

   There were two thing about Del Rio's debut I didn't like. The fact that Rey is billed as one of the most resilient superstars in the WWE and he taps out to a lame armbar? :S The delivery was good and all, but at the end of the day, it's just an armbar. Plus, he tapped out WAY too early. He should have at least waited more seconds while at least trying to get to the ropes before tapping out. You have the greenest rookie ATM in the WWE make one of their best superstars tap out like that with minimal effort? It didn't make much sense. Overall, I'm glad Del Rio won and cleanly to.

   Posted by Tartarus 3:16 on Tuesday, August 24, 2010

2. Comment #2

   I wasn't impressed with del rio at all. Why does he have to be main eventer, while others work their ass of to even get an IC titleshot ? That sucks. He is just typical rookie, and not better than other noobs.I hope WWE change his status in company quickly. Worst thing is that he got MAIN EVENT in smackdown for debut. WOW another mistake like WWE pushed the great khali ( although he mades more sense than del rio ) And who his opponent is REY MYSTERIO. He made him tap out with lame armbar. WOW dumb, dumb, dumb.

   Posted by Doesn't matter on Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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