Let's move right on into the topics of the week...

RIP Lillian!

Wait...you mean she's not dead? Well, what the hell? She's just quitting? Well now. That's no fun. Way to go, WWE. Always killing my buzz. Either way, she'll be missed. She's been with WWE for almost 10 years now, and has been around longer than most of today's “top stars” such as Randy Orton, Batista, John Cena, etc. She's been the voice of a generation, and most of today's teenage, to young adult, viewers will remember her as the voice of Raw for a long time to come, myself included. So, even though she's not dead...*grumbles something about his resources*...it will be impossible to forget her. So, from myself, and the rest of TWG, best of luck to Lillian in the future! And, on a side note, she's getting married this week...so, again, good luck!

Back to Hell!

Let's rewind to Breaking Point, in the main event. CM Punk beat the Undertaker, after he “tapped” out to the Anaconda Vise. But, before that, Punk tapped to the Hell's Gate, but, good 'ole Teddy Long reminded us all that it was made an illegal move by Vickie Guerrero. Okay, back to present. Friday night, just over 2 weeks since that happened, and now Teddy has announced that the Hell's Gate isn't illegal anymore. Thanks, Teddy. You could've told us that 3 weeks ago, and you would have saved yourself the trouble of being hunted down by the Deadman *gets a call from his resources* Oh...right...that wouldn't have been good for ratings. Riiight.. Regardless, this means one thing. We can expect to see a new World Heavyweight Champion at Hell in a Cell. Because, now that the “deadly” move is legal again, we can count on Punk tapping to it. Yay...Taker will be Champ for the umpteenth billion time. Anyone else tired of him yet? No? It's just me? Surely that can't be right.

I want to hold a poll. The results will posted in my next edition. Here is the question:

Should Taker retire?

Yes or No. Simple answer.

Anyway, let's move on to the next segment: The Golden Cullen Awards! As with last week, there will be several awards given out. So, let's get right to it.

Best Match of the Week:

John Cena/MVP/Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton/Chris Jericho/Big Show – Monday Night RAW

I'm about 200% sure that I will catch a lot of heat for this pick, but I don't care. This was an excellent match. All of the competitors worked well together, and it added fuel to both feuds, and I can't wait to see them develop a bit more. Of course, I am tired of seeing both, but this made it slightly less painful to watch.

“Take a Break” Match of the Week:

Cedric the Entertainer vs. Chavo Guerrero

Why is this match even happening? Is WWE so desperate for ratings that they are booking untrained celebrities in matches...and having them win? No one wants to see that! Let's get Chavo out of the “Joblight” and into the Spotlight. Please! And, all of that earns this the “Let's get up and take a leak” Match of the Week award.

Shocker of the Week:

WWE Superstars had FOUR Matches!

Wow! That is surprising! They actually added a FOURTH match! What's next? Entertainment? Woah there...let's hope for one miracle at a time. Regardless, I'm still estatic that they added a 4^th match to this lack luster show.

Sad Panda Moment of the Week:

Lillian Garcia leaving RAW.

Yes, as I said earlier, this is a sad moment for us all. Lillian was the voice of a generation, and will be missed by us all. To Ms. (soon to be Mrs.) Garcia, I, myself, and all of TWG wish you the best in your future, and hope you will always remember where you got started. Time for a 21 gun salute...*phone rings*...wait...she's STILL not dead? Are you kidding me? How many times am I going to get this wrong? Sheesh.

Superstar of the Week:

Tie between Christian and (again) AJ Styles.

I'm sure you guys have figured out that I'm a huge AJ Styles fan, and this week, seeing him step into the Impact! Zone, wearing that TNA World Title, just made me mark out. He always puts on a good show, and has never disappointed me. My other pick, however, is current ECW Champion, Christian. He has seen all kinds of hell recently, including multiple attacks from William Regal's cronies. He's been involved in 2 great matches in the past 2 weeks, including a successful defense against Zack Ryder. And, he, and AJ, are both very deserving of this award.

Let's hold another poll. From now on, YOU ALL will get to choose the Superstar of the Week! Give me your best votes, and I will tally them up, and announce the winner next week!

So, don't forget, GIVE ME YOUR VOTE!

And finally, let's get to the...*phone rings again*...Sponsers? Shouldn't you guys tell me before signing these things? Ugh. Fine. You win. I'll promote them.

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Anyway, now that that's over, shall we get back to business?

Good, I thought so. Recap time! Well start form Monday, and work our way to Friday!

WWE Monday Night RAW!

- Triple H vs. Cody Rhodes (No contest)

- The Miz def. Evan Bourne

- Beth Phoenix def. Divas Champion Mickie James

- United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger (No contest)

- Cedric the Entertainer def. Chavo Guerrero

- Randy Orton & Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show def. WWE Champion John Cena, MVP & Mark Henry.

Show Rating: 6.5/10

Very lackluster RAW. The Cedric vs. Chavo match made me want to punt puppies. Seriously, I hate you right now WWE.

WWE Tuesday Night ECW!

- Yoshi Tatsu def. Paul Burchill

- Ezekiel Jackson & Vladimir Kozlov def. local competitors

- ECW Champion Christian def. Zack Ryder (ECW Title Match)

Show Rating: 8/10

It's a cold day in hell when ECW is actually a better show than RAW. I loved the ECW Title match, and I'm always impressed by Yoshi Tatsu. If ECW keeps this up, I may not turn them off halfway through the show every week.

TNA Thursday Night Impact!

- Suicide def. D’Angelo Dinero - Anything Goes No Disqualification Street Fight

- Rhino vs. Brother Devon (Double Countout)

- TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions Sarita & Taylor Wilde def. ODB & Tara (Knockouts Tag Titles)

- X Division Champion Samoa Joe def. Daniels & Homicide ( X Division Title)

- Matt Morgan & Hernandez def. Kurt Angle & Eric Young

- Bobby Lashley def. Jethro Holliday

- TNA World Tag Team Champions Scott Steiner & Booker T def. Mick Foley & Abyss (World Tag Team Titles)

Show Rating: 7/10

TNA is always a good show to watch, lately, and I'm surprised they had less than 10 matches. It was a good show, but not as good as it could have been.

WWE Thursday Night SuperStars!

- Primo def. Chris Masters

- Goldust def. William Regal by Disqualification

- Women’s Champion Michelle McCool & Layla def. Melina & Maria

- Matt Hardy def. Kane by Disqualification

Show Rating: 4/10

Yawn. Is Superstars ever good? No? I didn't think so. It's just a failed way for WWE to win over TNA fans. Again, yawn.

WWE Friday Night SmackDown!

- Intercontinental Champion John Morrison & Finlay def. Dolph Ziggler & Mike Knox

- Kane def. Slam Master J

- Batista def. Big Show (Disqualification)

- David Hart Smith def. JTG

- World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk def. Undertaker (Count-out)

Show Rating: 6/10

This was another week of the same stuff. Punk and Taker...Hart Dynasty and Cryme Tyme...nothing new, nothing good. Why is ECW the best thing in WWE right now?

Well, ladies and germs, this has been yet another edition of Cullen's Corner. I hope you've enjoyed this edition, as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you will join me next week, for issue number 3! Until then, remember: Kicking a clown a day keeps the doctors away!

Peace!

PS: DON'T FORGET TO CAST YOUR SUPERSTAR OF THE WEEK VOTES!!!