Daredevil's Random Chronicles Vol. 12 (What the hell was that?)

Twelfth edition of my random madness.....and well ugh.....

 

- What the hell was that with Cena and McMahon? As much as I like the fact that the main event is back on between Punk and Cena....I didn't fully enjoy that promo to end the show on RAW this past week.

- Why? Because for some reason during his promo, I didn't buy what he was selling. I didn't think it had any of the passion Punk had the week before.

- It was just a bad follow up to that incredible shoot promo by Punk

- I sort of hope Punk leaves Money in the Bank with the WWE Championship, not because it's Cena, not because Punk is better than Cena but because it can be COMPELLING TELEVISION which is what the WWE has been lacking for years now

- I don't see anything compelling about Cena retaining the championship cause then Punk gets dropped like nothing which isn't fair. 

- I AM A PAUL HEYMAN GUY!!!!

- You know who isn't a Paul Heyman guy? Johnny Ace

- I've heard so many stories about this "yes-man" that it has finally dawned on me that he is a BIG FAT ASS KISSER.

- I also noticed CM Punk was actually right about what he said on RAW, he's the worst promoted main eventer in WWE history. It's embarrassing how WWE could treat Punk like that after all he's done for them

- Even when The Rock came back earlier this year, as much as I'd like to see The Rock vs. John Cena, I also don't want to see it. Not that I don't want to see The Rock entertain the fans, but why not push a young guy to defeat Cena? I just don't like that a bunch of these younger guys who could be great stars someday, keep getting repeatedly pushed down over and over to the point that it becomes a nuisance seeing Randy Orton and John Cena as the World and WWE Champions respectively. I'd rather see Christian and Punk (or vacated if he wins) as champs because I think heels tell a better story than a stale face character.

- SUPER CENA was born on April 3, 2005 when he transitioned from being the Doctor of Thuganomics to the man we see today. 6 years, 3 months and 3 days cannot make up for the amount of time he's repeatedly made a "super human" comeback. No offense but I just don't want to see Cena being "immortal." I want him to take KEY losses, Wrestlemania 27 was not a key loss, and I think most of us expected The Rock to hit the Rock Bottom on Cena to finish the match. I just don't see why he cannot lose a match cleanly.

- Excuses I hear is:

"It'll kill his character."

"Cena should never lose"

- That's a bunch of crap, taking a clean loss means Cena isn't invincible but that's what he's billed as, and that's a problem. 

- Cena should never lose is a horrible excuse too? Why should he never lose? Does he deserve it? Nope

- The fact that the WWE keeps dragging out the Orton and Christian feud also gets on my nerves, why hasn't WWE given the belt back to Christian yet? At this rate he'll never touch it again and that's a damn shame. 

- Another damn shame is having Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler feud AGAIN. They've had decent/good matches but that doesn't mean that they can keep throwing that feud in our faces repeatedly. 

- Speaking of feuds, why isn't there one for the Intercontinental Championship? Did that belt magically fall off the face of this earth?

- Same thing goes for the WWE Tag Team Championship, The New Nexus? I thought that stable died already, since Wade Barrett didn't win the WWE Championship.....that stable became useless

- Until these female wrestlers do better in the ring quality wise, not quantity (because WWE likes to make Diva Tag Matches) and they're so awful I can barely sit through them. It's sad now, honestly I always go to this "back in the day" thought when it comes to the WWE Divas and it pisses me off. I don't want to think about the past, I want to see the present improve so that in the future, I won't change the channel every time a Diva comes out. Because of this trend continues, all we're going to get is women who can't wrestle because Johnny Ace believes in Vince's Barbie doll pro wrestling vision. Idiots

- Something that really grinds my gears is TNA....if your best wrestlers are in the X-Division, why don't they market them instead of marketing ex-WWE guys, it's embarrassing. The X-Division triple threat matches have seriously outshined all the other matches TNA has held with their "veterans" which is just sad.

- I agree with Paul Heyman's philosophy, I believe that they should be marketed and shown much better but with all those damn "veterans" and top wrestling stars, they barely have time to wrestle, at least now they have enough time to wrestle a sort of longer segment to have a match but in my opinion they're not being marketed and booked correctly. If Paul Heyman were in TNA when he was supposed to "come in and rebuild TNA" I think it'd be more watchable than it is right now. There are times where I cannot bear to finish the show.

- Don't get me wrong, even WWE has its moments where it's not watchable. Like when Michael Cole freaking argues with his colleagues. Cole you're killing me man, SHUT that hole in your face and talk normal. Before you were a "heel" you were at least tolerable. Now he's a freaking nuisance to the point where once I muted the TV to watch a main event on RAW and Smackdown, IN THE SAME WEEK!!!!! GOSH!!! -_-

- Will somebody please tell me why Booker T is getting the Randy Savage treatment? He can still wrestle but they'd rather have him behind the announce table....have him put some of these young kids over cause they need credible wins if they're supposed to be the future of the WWE so come on Creative, "find something" for Booker T cause he's killing me behind that announce table

- TNA is no better, it just seems that "chemistry" that Taz and Mike Tenay had, faded away in the last year. How the hell did Mike Tenay go from a decent play-by-play guy to just annoying the hell out of the viewer? I don't get it, he used to be decent with Don West but he sucked ASS and he knew it. Taz has become a version of Don West, always messing up his lines. But there are times where one or both these guys are just TOO FREAKING QUIET. What the hell are you waiting for? TALK, tell a story.

- Is it just me or is TNA turning literally into WCW? The main event last week was Scott Steiner vs. Sting, are you kidding me? *head explodes*

- It just seems like wrestling is just taking a downward spiral with wrestler after wrestler leaving the WWE. TNA isn't pushing anyone but their own money away to half the roster who don't benefit the company, a quarter of the company that is just OVERPAID and then the other quarter of the roster who actually wrestle and care about their craft and are severely underpaid. Ring of Honor seems to be the only promotion giving out good wrestling with their iPPVs which is just sad. If Ring of Honor had the funding TNA had, ROH would be at least on a better road to competing with the WWE. 

- Alberto Del Rio should win Money in the Bank for RAW, but you already knew that

- Why should the others lose? Let's recap, R-Truth nope. Jack Swagger? Nope. The Miz? Maybe if he weren't paired up with Riley then yeah he'd have a hell of a chance. Evan Bourne? He'll do his spots and that's pretty much it. Rey Rey? Please no! Alex Riley, he's not ready. Kofi is a wild card, he could use a push but he's in a program with Ziggler so I don't think he'll win.

- Sheamus should win the Smackdown Money in the Bank....why? Because he's been due for a push for a while now and I think he's going to get it.

- The others? Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater have no chance....Cody Rhodes could really use this push as Sheamus is technically a main event guy so he has a good chance, maybe. Kane has fallen off the wagon and I don't think that he can repeat like last year, he'd have a lot of brute moments here and there but that's it. Sin Cara? HELL NO, he's nowhere near ready to be pushed to the monsters of the WWE. Daniel Bryan? Hey I want him to win but he probably won't, if he does it'd surprise me. Wade Barrett? It'd help rebuild him indeed....so technically it can go either way.

 

That's it for this week, I've seen that the random thing is catching on here amongst the article writers, not cool man. Also let me know your comments and questions about things I've said or didn't say. Let me know folks, smell ya later *sniff* maybe a little later, stop reading this and shower lol

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Comments

1. Comment #1

   wow, finnaly a good reasonable article .... congrats man, keep it up

   Posted by noname2010 on Thursday, July 07, 2011

2. Comment #2

   Great article... I agree with everything you said :)

   Posted by NLB on Thursday, July 07, 2011

3. Comment #3

   noname2010 & NLB: thank you thank you *takes a bow* ^_^

   Posted by Dominican Daredevil on Thursday, July 07, 2011

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