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Indy’d Indeed: A New Age? Hardcore? Straightedge? Hello all, and welcome to another exciting edition of Indy’d Indeed (Indeed, Indeed!). I continue to be your host, Mr. Indianapolis. You can call me Mr. Indy. I know I’ve kept you waiting a bit longer than usual, but I will not disappoint. It was 4th of July weekend in the USA, after all, and I had some personal issues to deal with as well. So you’re getting a double issue this week to make up for it. It’s long. No doubt. Good luck reading. Moving along, last week I talked about three different brands for the first and likely last time; WWE, TNA, WSX. I think it’s safe to say the TNA thing is behind us, and I hope you all managed to catch a little WSX action. From what I heard, the reviews were all positive. I even got at least one person come to me and say “OMG, this is ECW”. Darned tootin’! As far as the WWE is concerned, I got to run a little speculation on the draft. Yep, it’s been that long. You haven’t seen an Indy’d Indeed since before the draft. If you were wondering exactly what was missing in your life lately, that was it. Post-Draft and Night of Champions Hmm, as far as World titles are concerned, I was on the right track. What with getting the World Heavyweight Championship on CM Punk after being retained by Edge at NoC to give RAW a world belt again. This could have waited, really. RAW didn’t need a champ right away did they? It woulda been awesome to have the IC title be the only major title for a month or so. Anyway, my only incorrect assumption was that I said it would happen at the wedding. The wedding that has since been cancelled. This brings 2 things to mind: 1.) Why is Cena apart from his custom belt? I mean let’s face it. It’s one thing that Cena didn’t have his personal belt while he was on injury. It became a bit more of an issue when he came back and never got it back. But now he isn’t even on the same brand? Does this mean we can expect to see a new belt design? Doesn’t seem so... does this mean Cena gets to stay away from the belt for a year or so? Wow. Wouldn’t that be amazing? 2.) Why was there even a wedding date? I really don’t get this. I mean, we set a date... then cancelled it the week before. This screams sloppy work by the writers. It almost looks like they forgot it was there, then needed a quick way to cancel it. I theorize the original plan was to see an Undertaker return at the wedding that would serve the same purpose as Batista’s run-in, with Punk cashing in. But this was a rumor from the moment the date was set, and the WWE does like to find these rumors and find some way to disprove them. Take for instance, Orton/HHH/Cena at WM24. Case closed. For starters, I have both wonderful and horrible things to say about RAW right now. On the negative end, RAW now has Cena, Batista, Rey-Rey, Orton, CM Punk, HBK, Y2J, and Kane representing the star power. Worse than that is the fact that all of those guys are “potential” main eventers that can be thrown into that slot whenever Vince pleases. All the “established star” power got shifted to RAW except Trips, J. Hardy, and The (currently unaccounted for) Undertaker. And maybe you can add Big Show to that list too. However, on the immensely positive end, following the “Championship switch-a-roo pay-per-view”, despite all the star power, the flagship brand has champions in Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr., Kofi Kingston, and CM Punk. When was the last time you saw such a star-studded raw roster? Kidding, of course. But hey, this is what we’ve been waiting for. The champs are not overly musclebound guys. The champs are not decaying stars desperately trying to hold onto their fame. And they’re all 1-time champions... unless you count Cody Rhodes not dropping his belt to start another reign as 2 times. Whatever. Anyway... Chapter 1: A New Age? We’ve got a revolution starting for the WWE, and apparently it’s up to us to see if it stays that way. Apparently, Vince wants to see if Punk will make him money. No money = no gold. And by all reports, Batista is up to challenge for Punk’s belt. Batista got the #1 contender spot for GAB. Batista is booked against Punk in house shows. Batista is set for a heel turn. Etcetera... etcetera... etcetera... Batista is, of course, Vince’s musclebound guy, and he has been kept from “his” World Heavyweight Championship essentially since WM23 when he lost to The Undertaker. Yeah, he got it back, but only as a transitional champion to get it off Khali and back to Edge for WM24’s main event. And for the record, in case anyone hadn’t been paying attention, Edge is a 5-time World Champion. Count it up: sniped from Cena, ripped from RVD, sniped from Undertaker, tricked away from Batista, and banning the Undertaker. For the record, Edge has already passed Batista and Cena in title reigns (who each have three reigns to their name). And while he is nowhere near passing Triple H’s 12 world reigns, he has already passed Shawn Michaels’ 4 reigns, and is closing in on Undertaker’s 6 reigns. ... how on earth did Edge slip under the radar with this? He’s got more belt grabs than most of the top guys in the business. And yet, he doesn’t seem like a credible main-eventer anymore without Vickie’s GM-ship helping him along. For all things good and holy, I hope he can beat Trips at GAB now that he and Vickie appear to have turned against eachother. But Edge started it all with Money in the Bank. And ironically, he continued it on another brand with a different Money in the Bank. CM Punk is the latest MITB holder to cash in on a belt. Could Punk rack ‘em up like Edge? Well, Money in the Bank has not always brought success. In fact, Punk has an alter-ego who got himself an MITB briefcase, and corresponding title run. A title run that was cut short by his own actions. Yes my friends. This is the long awaited RVD Article. Just don’t be too disappointed when I go off on a tangent. Chapter 2: Rob! Van! Dam! I personally think RVD is one of the greatest to step into WWE’s stylized ring. Many wrestlers find themselves crimped by WWE’s style, but RVD was still able to impress. Quite frankly, I think it’s a pity Rob wasn’t able to teach Punk how to compensate for the WWE’s comparatively lackluster environment. To anyone who watched either man before WWE, you’re watching a completely different person in that ring. And it isn’t ring rust that’s bogging them down, it’s WWE. World Wrestling Entertainment essentially requires their wrestlers to tone down for their environment. And frankly, I’m grateful for it. Why? I’m glad you asked. WWE wrestlers worked an unreal schedule. It’s worse than TNA, and far beyond that of most promotions. WSX, for instance, only did a handful of shows at a handful of tapings. Thus, they could do the crazy hardcore wrestling. The WWE workers on the other hand, can do up to 3 tapings a week (on PPV weeks, considering ECW/SD! tape together), as well as any additional house shows or supershows. Unfortunately, Rob Van Dam fell victim to his own demons. While it’s been no secret for a long time that RVD has used recreational drugs, he finally got himself caught during the most inopportune of times in the history of pro-wrestling itself. RVD won the second ever Money in the Bank briefcase, good for a title shot at whatever time he so desired. He then used this briefcase to throw his weight around in Intercontinental championship matches before announcing to Cena (the WWE champ at the time) that he would be cashing in at One Night Stand in an Extreme Rules match. RVD went on to win the match in a controversial standing becoming a 1-time WWE Champion (and being only the second person to ever dethrone Cena during his monster-push title reigns). In addition to acquiring the WWE Championship, he was also awarded the ECW Championship on WWE’s ECW revival by Paul Heyman. RVD was the face of the WWE, and he was set to carry the new ECW brand. Then he got arrested. Then he got suspended. Then he got buried. When RVD was finally allowed in the ring again, he was the leader of the Old Breed against the New Breed. The New Breed was destined to win. The Old Breed was not only beginning to be on bad terms with their new employer, but due to their age and deteriorated bodies, they couldn’t keep up a consistent work schedule. The exception was RVD, who the WWE recognized the drawing power of. But not even a pity win at WM23 could persuade RVD to stay with the company, especially after his wife was diagnosed with cancer. RVD finished his time with the company helping fuel Orton for his eventual title run. At the moment, he is helping to care for his wife and taking time off out of the ring, though he has stated that a return to the WWE, or a move to TNA are both definite possibilities in the future. Chapter 3: The Drug Issue. The Wellness Policy. The Law. Rob Van Dam was the most unfortunate victim to be caught for a violation of a drug nature to date, ignoring those that eventually lost their lives. I won’t go into a rant about how medicinal marijuana should be legalized (especially since our boy was caught with more and worse than that), but let’s face it, RVD and Sabu (the other guy caught in the fiasco, also on a push, albeit a lesser one) have got to be in pain. You can’t do what those guys did day after day and not feel anything afterwards. Thus, many wrestlers find themselves on some form of pain medication. I refer to Kurt Angle for this one, who was actually in trouble for how many pain meds he was taking and still wrestling with. This ultimately led to his release, as the WWE did not desire to work him to death, and they knew he would. Well, RVD, staying true to the ECW name, did not take your normal pain medications. He relied on drugs that would give him a high, such as marijuana, which is not legal in the USA, (not even medicinally I don’t believe), though in other countries, marijuana is used as a pain killer in the most extreme of cases. Almost like a laughing gas of sorts, to get someones mind off the pain or irritation of a persisting injury, wound, or disease. The way the United States media portrayed RVD, it was as if he was high and in possession because he was a drug addict. And yeah, he might be, but did they think why? Maybe we should teach some people in the news how to do a Rolling Thunder senton six times a week. In fact, throw in the 5-star frog splash, split-legged moonsault, and 450° splash (in AJPW). Ouch much? But what doctor in their right mind is going to prescribe persistent pain killers to athletes that just have normal nagging injuries that can only be healed by time off? Well... there was Phil Astin I guess. More famous for steroid prescriptions, and other illegal prescriptions, but I’m sure if you were in the WWE and asked, pain killers could have been added to your dosage list. But we all know what happened to Phil Astin. And it wasn’t pretty. The authorities ripped him up and down. Chapter 4: The Need for Change? I’m not going to justify that RVD breaking the law was right. I’ll question just how wrong it was, but I certainly won’t say it was right. Rather, I think the WWE needs to actually take a pro-active response to their wrestlers needs. The Undertaker has the sweetest deal in the whole business. The guy gets a formulaic push come Wrestlemania, and, after the fallout of such, takes time off, then returns with a bang by Survivor Series. All this for him to take time off and recover after his big push. He tried to defy his original plans after he was promised a lengthy title reign after WM23, but his own body forced him to take the time off. The WWE set an awesome deal with the Undertaker. Now obviously, younger stars need not take so much time off yearly. Maybe they do if they wrestle in a high-flying manner, such as Jeff Hardy, Rey-Rey, Londrick (oh wait, they broke up... make it Kendrick and London now), Super Crazy, etc. But Cena is a good model to follow. The young former WWE champ kept up a main event schedule for the better part of 2-3 years before he found himself sidelined with an injury. But if there’s one thing that ticked me off, it’s that Batista is still wrestling. No no, not that way. It’s just that Batista asked time off earlier in the year and didn’t get it. What did he get? He got to fill the Undertaker’s top face spot in the feud against Edge. Then Batista got bumped to RAW. I don’t know if Dave still wants the time off, but unless he gets it after The Great American Bash (and I don’t see why he would), he probably won’t be getting it. In fact, he might find himself with a championship around his waist. What the hell. How many big names are on RAW at the moment? Why can’t Batista have his time off? Does he need to tear a pectoral muscle and be forced to the sidelines before you give him time off? How many people request time off? No no, I’m serious. Orton asked for time off too. Now he finds himself with a broken clavicle after a botched spot involving Trips pushing him out of the ring to counter an RKO. Chapter 5: Blame yourself for this one Vince!! The Wellness Policy basically catches wrestlers on one of two kinds of drugs: 1.) Steroids, Growth Enhancers, Testosterone I blame Vince for this. Really, it’s an industry problem, but the WWE sets the standard, and thus, I blame Vince for this. Vince likes his musclebound World Champions. And why not? They’re believable. Especially if they have an ounce of technical skill in their body. Hulk Hogan is the man who really set this trend. The Superman beating The Giant is the biggest mainstay image in people’s mind after Hogan vs. Andre. So, since most guys can’t compete with this physique, they try to take a shortcut. If you’re an aspiring wrestler, don’t do it. Just don’t, it isn’t worth it. Rely on your talent. Be CM Punk, don’t be Chris ‘The Masterpiece’ Masters. If that isn’t enough to persuade you to have a natural physique, I don’t know what is. 2.) Painkillers, or any “recreational” drugs. I put these in the same category because they are. Recreational drugs are used as an “escape mechanism”. And just what do you think these guys are escaping from? Was RVD escaping the high point of his life? No... he was escaping the pain his body was in. And by now, it’s an addiction. He probably needs it whether he has the pain or not. But Vince is responsible for this one too, as I explained above. He doesn’t give his boys time off to heal. Especially if they reach the top. Give everyone at least a month or two yearly. We’ve seen how easy this is (and how quickly the time goes by) during first-time suspensions. Chapter 6: Fine. What can we do to help? Nothing really. This is something the industry needs to change. And short of making petitions or protests, and celebrating or buying merchandise of those that make a new standard (such as CM Punk, Kofi, Matt Hardy, MVP, Kennedy, or Edge, all of whom have found recent success in the title scenes) to show that we’re ready to move on from the Cena/Batista/Triple H/Hogan appearance. Oh, and don’t be afraid to watch promotions that almost deny the “musclebound freak”. TNA is a good start, I guess... though with Scott Steiner... um... let’s just say I’m pushing WSX again. Also, don’t be afraid to let someone go because of the Wellness Policy. It’s going to happen, and I suspect it will happen to someone big at some point in the next year or so. I really hope not, but the Wellness Policy has claimed so many of our favorites already, and some people, such as Jeff Hardy, are on their last strike. If Hardy hits that mark, we need to let him go so he can deal with his demons. I personally think the WWE will do everything in their power to make sure it doesn’t come to that... except the right thing. Hey, maybe I’m selling Vince short. What do I know? But anyway... I guess I covered quite a bit of ground this week. I only hope that the new age is truly coming, and that we’re not just being given a taste because “anything can happen”. I won’t keep you any longer. And who knows what I’ll talk about next week. Only time can tell! This is still the Indy’d Indeed, and I’m still Mr. Indy. And I guess this means I can finally stop teasing you about RVD, right? Until next week... :)
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