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Indy’d Indeed: The Forgotten Alternative Hello all, and welcome to another exciting edition of the Indy’d Indeed (Indeed, Indeed!). I’m Mr. Indianapolis, but you can call me Mr. Indy. Last week, I didn’t have all that much to talk about. In the days before the draft, I threw out a few more of my predictions to come, ranted about a few things here and there, and finished with a TNA sucks message. This week? Well, I could talk about the draft, but I really don’t see a point. Night of Champions is right around the corner, and as soon as it happens, I could be outdated trying to talk about what happened last Monday. But I will shoot off a few things. Then maybe a bit on TNA again. And then we’ll move on to this week’s main event. The Draft and Night of Champions For very immediate starters, don’t think you know how the draft is going to go down. The most common thing I’ve been hearing is that Trips is either losing the belt to Cena, or Edge is losing the belt to Batista, thus, RAW has a world belt again (what, ECW doesn’t count?). And Kane may very well lose the belt to a “more ECW” guy. Then, everything is back to normal and everything’s coming up roses. HAH! I really doubt it. I sincerely doubt Vince is going to let this resolve so easily. First off, this wouldn’t be the first time that RAW was left without a champion, and it really didn’t ruin things. Remember RVD post-One Night Stand a few years back? ECW had 2 world belts, RAW didn’t have anything. There was a big hooplah about how RAW would get the belt back... until people remembered Edge was #1 contender to it. Yeah! A way to resolve this and get the belt back! Well... no. Edge lost the match. And who knows how long RAW would have been left without a champion if RVD hadn’t been caught doing something stupid and been forced to drop both belts. If RAW gets any belt back, it’ll be the spinner. For starters, it’s practically Cena’s. And Cena isn’t on Smackdown. And if I may comment, congratulations to the rare few that picked Triple H being drafted to SD!. For those of the rest of us that “knew” otherwise, may I join you in saying that Triple H being drafted was my mark out moment of 2008. Anyway, how is a world belt getting on RAW if not for NoC? I dunno... but I bet it has something to do with CM Punk. I mean really, when have you ever seen the Money in the Bank briefcase act so invisibly? And I just know that Vince could have some stipulation to have Punk not change brands due to lack of a belt on RAW. I just hope that Punk doesn’t drop it to someone only for it to immediately be cashed in. As cool as it was to have Edge come in to SD! and beat Undertaker in Smackdown’s time of need, it REALLY discredited the MITB briefcase. Here we were expecting Kennedy to cash in at some time, and yet somebody thought it would be smart that our expectations could be shaken up in one week. It’s one thing to realize we could have a new champion at any time when we know who the guy is. But when anybody on the roster could pull what Edge did... well, it kinda takes something back from the MITB. In a counterprediction to which belt I think is going to RAW, have CM Punk cash in on Edge at the wedding, and bring the World Heavyweight Championship back to RAW. And now... A Public Service Announcement Some people may want to skip this section, especially if you don’t care about TNA. If you do, and I offended you last week, you should still probably read it. ;) Last week I threw out my disgust for TNA’s current standing. However, I realize that maybe some people read too much into what I was saying as the generic anti-TNA rant. I would like to state categorically (and you can check into last week’s article for yourself to see) that I NEVER said the following: -TNA talents are WWE rejects. On the contrary, these guys are getting a paycheck. And some of them people want to see certain TNA guys hit the WWE because they are recognized as big-time material... something that TNA is currently not. Let’s face it... when a guy gets released from WWE, where is he going to go? Well, with ROH not being particularly mainstream, and nothing else really being very available to an audience, TNA is the only way to go. But not a single TNA-supporter that left a comment left me alone for this one, when I didn’t say it. And that just shows me that you weren’t paying attention. -TNA wrestlers are bad. Yeah... like I’m gonna say this? Somehow I think Kurt Angle was a technical god in the ring for the WWE, only rivaled by Benoit there, and yet he went to TNA and started to suck? Boy that would make me sound logical, wouldn’t it? Not so much. I like Samoa Joe. I like AJ Styles. I like Kurt Angle. I think TNA has some talents that would immediately get overlooked by the WWE. Cool. And for the record, I never said anything was wrong with the wrestlers. -TNA will never be as good as WWE. I’ll say this... I sure hope TNA will be as good as WWE. I never made the claim that TNA would never be as good. In fact, I think a little competition to the WWE would be the greatest thing in the world. We got spoiled by the Monday Night Wars in a way. Wrestling was good because it had to be good. If you weren’t good, you got eaten alive as a promotion. Do we feel better now? But really, all the above is just ammo for what I was saying last week; TNA is out of excuses. Are they a lost cause? Nope. Do they have the potential? Yep. But they need to do something. They had their first awesome exposure when Angle jumped over to feud with Joe, and apparently they just didn’t keep most of what audience they got out of it. Sad, but true. And like I said last week, if TNA is your brand, cool, I’m glad you found it. We can’t all be expected to like the same stuff. But there is an alternative brand that got even more overlooked than TNA. It’s too late to catch it now... but there is a DVD of it, from beginning to end. The Lost Alternative “In January of 2007, the pro wrestling industry was shaken to its core when MTV launched Wrestling Society X. Rumors ran rampant throughout the industry about the heads of wrestling promotions fearing what would happen if this hip, new take on their business, filled with younger, more entertaining, more spectacular wrestlers and matches, caught on. Luckily for them, like all great revolutions, it was misunderstood by many, including the very network that stood the most benefit from its success. “But for 9 glorious episodes. . . WSX changed the way people thought wrestling HAD to be presented. Those who “got it,” loved it! Those who didn’t still could not believe the excitement of the matches compared to what was being offered by the “established” wrestling companies.” Directly from the DVD of “Wrestling Society X: The Complete First (and Last!) Season!”, and it couldn’t have been more true. Wrestling Society X was the polar opposite of standard wrestling as it is seen today. And really, it was the closest thing to ‘old school’ ECW I have seen on television. For those who haven’t seen WSX, I implore you to save up 20 bucks and head to Best Buy for the DVD. It’s only 10 episodes, but you’ll be sucked into the fad, and wishing that the federation hadn’t folded. Some of the big names here are Sean “6-Pac” Waltman, Teddy Hart (as in The Hart family), and Matt Sydal (now Evan Bourne on WWE’s ECW). If you follow more obscure promotions, such as AAA, you may know of Vampiro and Ricky Banderas as well. But just because you may not have heard of some of the other guys means nothing. You’ll fall in love. One of my new all-time favorites was found in Jack Evans, the master of the 630 Splash. Yeah, a 630... you’ll never see that in the WWE. Also, you’ll see Matt Sydal as WWE will never be able to use him. Really though, WSX can best be described as an over-the-top, campy, hardcore alternative to what we see nowadays. The entire promotion was shot in the WSX bunker, and held some of the coolest matches from the USA that I ever would have expected to see. The rules of conduct were pretty simple. Most matches had a 10 minute time limit (due to time constraints), weapons are always legal, and falls count anywhere! Also, if you watched the promotion on MTV, you missed the unaired season finale, with the Piranha Deathmatch and the Exploding Steelcage Timebomb Deathmatch. Pick it up just for those. Awesome conceptual matches that delivered more than you could ever have imagined. Don’t get me wrong, many things were wrong with this promotion, and some things were beyond their control. The biggest issue was that episodes were only a half hour long! If you logged online (or if you watch on this DVD), you could make it about an hour by watching the WSXtra Episodes. And really, the WSXtra episodes were crucial, and I think they were an excellent way of giving fans more matches beyond the time constraint that MTV set before them. Many other complaints I had (such as only having one title belt, and a grand total of 3 women on the roster) were saved by the alternate commentary, and revealing future plans. Apparently, tag titles were on the way (in fact, one team of contenders was named on the last WSXtra episode), as was a Women’s division, and two contenders were named to kick off an X-Division type title. In fact, the plans made in alternate commentary really made me wish this promotion could last even just a bit longer! But overall, everything came together so well for what there was. Despite only having 10 episodes, there were many worthwhile feuds set up. They went much quicker than normally desired by WWE/TNA standards, but given the short season, it was actually welcomed. Also, the gimmickry was awesome. Where else would you see a luchador-style masked wrestler named “El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado” (The White Guy in the Mask)? Okay, maybe a bad example, but That 70’s Team and D.I.F.H. (Do It For Her!) are sure to keep you amused. Especially with inhalers, wardrobe malfunctions, and overall dysfunctions. If you’re a fan of hardcore wrestling, then you won’t be disappointed. Vampiro, Banderas, and Youth Suicide are three wrestlers that are more than willing to take the bumps. Youth Suicide even takes a dive reminiscent of Mick Foley’s dive through the announce table from the top of the Hell in a Cell match. And the highflyer-lovers needn’t be worried either. Not only will you see some impressive aerial stunts, but you’ll see beautifully flowing matches that put spot-fests to shame. Learn the names Jack Evans, Human Tornado, and Teddy Hart. Beware, though! You’re going to see some of the most high-risk maneuvers you’ve ever seen if you’re not familiar with wrestling outside of the USA. And while they make it look easy, don’t try it! For all things good and holy, don’t try it! If you don’t believe that over-the-top wrestling, filled with exploding caskets and cages, as well as some of the best in high-flying action, innovative submissions, almost logical storytelling, and hardcore bumps can be put on in the USA, then you had another thing coming to you for 10 episodes of Wrestling Society X. But anyway... Well, now you’ve heard my predictions, a public service announcement, and what turned out to be an out-right advertisement. And really, I gotta tell you that I’m quite upset WSX will never be back, at least not with the same talent that it started with, but at least they went out with a literal bang! I’m sure next week I’ll be chatting it up about the draft of Night of Champions, but for this week, you should know that you just read history, as this will probably be the only time ever that I talk about three different promotions in one article. I have little intention of keeping the TNA rant going, but I may just talk about WSX a bit more next week if I find out that anybody went to buy the DVD set and start watching. I’ve got a bit more to say, but I’d rather not blow it for those that I’ve inspired interest (or at least curiousity) in about the promotion. In the meantime... this is still the Indy’d Indeed, and I’m still Mr. Indy. And don’t worry, I guess this is the obligatory part where I remind you that I still intend on talking about RVD (a man who would’ve done SO well in WSX I can imagine). Yep... RVD-- Until next week... ;)
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