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Indy’d Indeed: What’s left to say? Hello all, I’m Mr. Indianapolis (that’s Mr. Indy to you!), and this is the Indy’d Indeed (Indeed, Indeed!). Last week I talked about Wrestlemania 24, because I was so on top of things this year I actually managed to buy it on the New Releases shelf at Wal-Mart. And for the record, I don’t care if Wal-Mart is supposedly ruining America. Look, if history repeats itself, Wal-Mart is going to fall to another retailer eventually. Then we’ll say that company is ruining America. See: Sears, Roebuck and Co. Also last week, I revealed my own fantasy draft (the abridged version). Some people love what I had to say. I believe the favorite was that I had moved all the big guys to RAW, all the mid-heavyweights to Smackdown, and all the cruiserweights to ECW. Though for some reason, one thing people did NOT like was my plan for HBK vs. Taker on Smackdown. Let me state categorically that 1.) I realize HBK will stay on RAW until retirement if for no other reason than he and Trips won’t let themselves be part of ANY real draft, and 2.) HBK and Undertaker was done before. The first one I really can’t say much to. As for the second... well. HBK/Undertaker. Hell in a Cell. Badd Blood. 1997. For all the people trying to say their smarter than me because I made no reference to this feud, I’d like to remind you it was done in 1997. News flash; it’s 2008. In the wrestling world, that is far beyond long enough to say “the two have never met in the ring before!” Stupid, but true. Besides, are we going to resume a feud from 11 years ago? Nah, make it new. I find it a wonder how any two people that have spent so much time in the WWE can stay apart for so long. Ignoring the Royal Rumbles, which I did mention, so hah! Currently in Pro-Wrestling... At any rate, there is nothing going on to really write about. At the moment, I’m home for the summer, and thus without cable or high speed internet, so it’s painfully difficult to try and watch anything else besides Smackdown!, and I really barely want to watch it since La Familia is shown in every element of the show except Kozlov. In fact, to make Smackdown better for me, I’ve stopped reading the spoilers. Thus, I sincerely hoped and thought Batista was going to lose his match against Khali and be banished two weeks ago. No, it’s not because I dislike Batista, honestly. Rather, it’s due to the rumors that Batista wanted time off. To my knowledge, the Undertaker did not ask for time off, at least not publically, but got it anyway. Batista asked for time off, and not only was he not given it, but he was taunted with it. He had to compete in the same stipulation as a guy who did get time off, but poor Batista had to win the match. They rubbed dear ol’ Dave’s face in it. Quite frankly, that made me mad at Vince. I try desperately to catch RAW in some way shape or form, but normally I’ll just read a report of it and ECW. I gave up on TNA a while ago. Is Joe still champ? He needs to be. And he needs to be for about the next year, when I get cable again back in the dorms. More on TNA later. But why am I saying nothing is going on? Let’s see, Night of Champions is around the corner, and we’re really getting nothing new. For world titles, we’re getting to see Edge/Batista for the 5th time, Triple H vs. Cena for the 20th time, and Kane vs. Big Show 50th time. On the rest of the scene, Matt Hardy got forced to defend the US belt against Chavo for absolutely no reason, and the Intercontinental title is... well, meanwhile Morrison/Miz are going to be the next jobbers to Hornswoggle. So what is new? Well, just because it’s new, doesn’t mean it’ll be good. Katie Lea has finally cemented the fact that she is more over than Burchill is since his return by getting a title shot at the Women’s belt. Poor Burchill. I wish he could go back to Smackdown and put on the pirate bit again, it would be so easy to do. Meanwhile, the Smackdown Women’s title is getting ready to be instated, and newcomer Nattie Neidhart seems ready to grab it. Let’s see if they do anything with this title belt, and maybe I’ll care more. What do I care about? Well, Ted DiBiase Jr.’s mystery partner is about the only thing I could really care about right now, that’s all. Why? Well, if you haven’t heard, supposedly there’s a new stable of second generations emerging. Different people have different ideas on who it could be, but my picks are DiBiase Jr, Cody Rhodes, DH Smith... and... Deuce. Now I know everybody’s pick after the WWE website “hint” is DH Smith, but that’s just a “red herring” to me. I swear the WWE has done that kind of “flub” before, and then had it mean nothing but to throw people off. But I can’t for the life of me remember what it was... Anyway, I figure Deuce is going to be the mystery partner. Deuce and Domino just fell apart as a tag team, and I don’t think either are really ready for the singles matches. But for those that don’t know, Deuce is the son of Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. So Deuce could be the tag partner and the rumored Second Gen. stable could still happen. Just for the record. But still, I’m taking the Second Generation stable rumor with a grain of salt. After all, Nattie is still on SD! as well, and looks to be women’s champ over there. She’s a second gen, why leave her out? What are we looking forward to? But like I said, other than that, there’s really nothing going on. The big problem with Night of Champions is that the show is right on the cusp of the draft. This is a problem when you consider that you really can’t make too many feuds going into Night of Champions unless it’s someone you know you aren’t drafting. Obviously, not all of the contenders are going to be drafted, but there are currently 9 titles up for grabs on PPV, and 24 people are going to be competing. That’s a good portion of the total roster, and that means there are certainly going to be a few drafts, therefore there are going to be weak storylines. Don’t you think if you draft someone that is aiming for a title that they either won’t win, or can’t really be going anywhere? The draft is basically what we’re looking forward to, even though NoC is going to be the near-immediate result. No better way to bury a huge all-titles-will-be-defend PPV than have it right before one of the biggest 3 hour specials of the year. But what else are we waiting for? 1.) Edge/Vickie Wedding I hate when they announce a wedding date. It always means something big is going to happen, and that means murder for any current storyline with the people involved. Here, I expect Undertaker to return and take out Edge or Vickie with the blood choke. It’s the only way to justify banning the move if UT was just going to be banned himself afterwards. Then what? Well, supposedly Edge is supposed to be re-feuding with The Undertaker. Of this I am not happy about, but whatever. It’s not like he has anybody better to deal with. I seriously don’t want the belt to be on either if they go at it again. So I’m going to assume Edge either lost the belt at Night of Champions or... 2.) CM Punk cashes in his Money in the Bank. Do I really think he’ll do it at the wedding after UT blood chokes Edge? Nah. But it would work. Still, Punk has made no real indication how he intends on using it. I swear it’s just because Vince is trying to figure out how to give the briefcase to someone else. Maybe... MVP? Is that why those two went at it before? Eh, MVP is currently lost, so I’m gonna assume he’s off to RAW on Monday. Besides, to not do so would make a complete mockery of his speech on the last Smackdown!. Getting away from that... What do I think is going to happen from here? I really don’t know. I would personally think both World belts are going to change hands, and we’re going to see Cena/Batista get traded again to where they were several years ago and we’re going to have EXACTLY the same belt change. Cue up the renewed HHH/Batista feud, and Cena/Edge/UT, and we’ve got a game set up. But then again, it probably won’t happen. I mean, the big problem with this is the fact the pay-per-view happens after the draft. Much harder to say Cena and Batista win the belts when neither is remaining on the same brand. We’d immediately know they both were getting the belts after the first world title match happened. That would ruin the main event title match, wouldn’t it? But can you really see Cena getting drafted to RAW without the spinner belt? And why didn’t I hypothesize all this last week? Because I don’t want it to happen. Yes, there is a difference between what I want, and what I see. If this were about what I wanted to see, Vickie Guerrero would have been long gone, and I would have been paid Vince’s millions for having to watch Vickie/Edge kiss open-mouthed. Oh, so that is why Vince is paying us now... Desperation and Competition? My Take on TNA For the record, I had nothing against Vince doing the million dollar thing once. I don’t really feel it was a desperate act... but planning on doing it any longer was. Especially into the draft, which normally gets ratings anyway. C’mon now, we can’t treat any deviation from the norm as simple desperation. I think it was cool that Vince was willing to pay money out of pocket. I think it will be desperate to keep it going any longer. And as far as I’m concerned, it’s desperation for nothing. If anything, this helped RAW get so bad rating-wise that people are actually turning to TNA. That being said, TNA sucks. I’ll say it again, TNA sucks. Disagree? I don’t give a flying monkey if you do or not. The ratings speak for itself, and they say I’m not alone. The last I heard from Nielson Media, AM RAW was getting a higher rating than TNA was. And AM RAW is a clip show on at the worst possible time in the world. Look, you can say TNA hasn’t gotten a chance, but TNA is on the Spike Network (didn’t the WWE air there at some point?), and it airs on Thursday night (the night to put your best show on). That is a major network, and that is a major chance that the network has given them. And they still can’t beat AM RAW, a Friday Night at 2am clip show? It’s one thing to not be able to beat ratings against ECW, a show who only has drawing power in one CM Punk (who can currently be seen on EVERY brand) but remains as one of 3 brands in the WWE lineup. But not being able to beat AM RAW? That is so below acceptable in a “comparable” product, I can’t even contain my irritation. And they’ve been in business for... how many years? Six? They’ve gotten quite the acclaim, especially after Angle appeared for the Angle/Joe dream match. And still, they can’t consistently hold any audience. They’re out of excuses. If you like TNA; cool, I’m glad you found your product. No really, I am. I understand that people aren’t going to like the same things, and TNA is certainly a divine twist from the issues the WWE has. I personally can’t stand it, though I hear TNA has been drastically improving in the past couple of months. I guess I can wait to see if they’re still doing well next fall when I go back to the University lifestyle, but otherwise, I’m not really looking forward to it. But anyway... Blah, well, that’s what I have to say for this week. Maybe soon I’ll see something worth really writing about, but for now I’ll stick to the hodgepodge you see before you. Nevertheless, I’m still Mr. Indy, and this is still The Indy’d Indeed. Oh wait, this would have been the perfect week to talk about RVD--- Until next week... ;)
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