My Big Yap Vol 2

    I think the gimmicks and storylines are starting to get a little out of line. Pretty soon we are going to look at a soap opera for men, oops too late. Honestly what are they trying to pull. The Vicky and Edge story line is stupid and pretty well gross. The WWE are dragging a great name through the mud trying to gain publicity. I am sure that Eddie is rolling over in his grave with his wife swapping spit with another wrestler with the obviousness of her sticking her tongue down his throat. One second brb..... ok now that I threw up in disgust we can delve further in the story lines.

    The Undertaker and Kane storyline where Kane was burned when he was little was to me a pretty good storyline. Obviously false but thats the name of the game. Kane was tearing other wrestlers apart with ease trying to get to The Undertaker. Suddenly he lost his mask and he is now a face wrestler... WHAT THE HELL!! The guys storyline was he was burned badly in a fire and was mentally unstable. Now he has a smooth (yet very ugly face) and shaved half his head. He should have kept his mask. He didnt need to get rid of it since he doesnt talk anyways, although he growls less now.

    Yes Wrestling has been a soap opera for men but there should be a line drawn. Yes there is blood. Yes there is violence (drool). However we can do without the stupid storylines such as Hornswaggle being McMahon's son. Its cute and all but its going nowhere. Hell I could write better storylines that they come up with. I even place wagers on whats going to happen to others in a storyline and win alot cause things are so obvious.

    The storyline where Chuck Palumbo keeps fighting Jamie Noble is another one that

doesnt belong. Chuck is 9 times jamie's size and would kill him. For noble to win time after time is atrocious. But ok lets say he wins by the fluke wins that they are saying. The matches are still stupid with Chuck not being able to kick out when the wwe champ gets pinned and has already lost half his blood broke both his arms and legs and is still able to kick out of a pin. Make up your minds its one way or the other.

    Ok thats a blind rant so moving on people are shocked that John Cena returned. OH NO!! They obviously were prepairing for it and was obvious when Y2J moved off his saving the wwe from The wwe champ. With Orton kicking cenas dad in the head that was lame.

    Come to think of it the whole kicking a guy in the head suddenly is real famous. Orton does it, MVP does it, Hell I might even do it. but to do it to a non wrestler you say to yourself well there is a lawsuit coming if I ever saw one. Playing a guy as a Heel doesnt mean breaking every law thats out there. He could just be real sleazy like Rick Martel or Jesse Ventura used to be. Now those were heels.

    So now back to my favorite gripe. Vicky Guerrero. *hurk* sorry good thing I keep a puke bucket beside me just in case. If its true and they are in love in real life *erp* I hope she doesnt mind groupies hanging around with edge. But the storyline of them is getting a little old and hopefully comes to a hedge soon. Edge is going to ask Vicky a life altering question this upcoming week and many think its marriage. I personally dont know, and edge falling for her for real.... cmon she is fat and dog ugly. *shudder* I cant picture waking up beside her if I had groupies with DDD chests and hips so slim you could grab her with your fingers touching in the middle. But I can tell you how this story line will end. With the announcers calling him the ultimate opportunist the writing is on the walls.

If his story continues like this he will obviously run with every chance he gets for the title and when it ends he will tell he off and say he used her for her help to win the title. I say save my throat and stomach from all this regurgitating and end the storyline already so we can all get back to good wrestling without having to worry is Brian and Candice going to get married after they find out that they are brother and sister while she is pregnant with the mayors child. Is Randy going to get his brain put into Vince McMahons head so he can secretly rule the wwe with people only wondering how he could get such a nasty stich job across his head. SAVE US!!! Soon we will be eating bon bons and letting the house chores go undone just so we wont miss our next segment of Wrestling Soaps. Our families will go unfed and will rebel by getting our cable disconected and putting us in the mad house. Thats My Big Yap and its now shut.

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COMMENTS

Comment # 1

Come on! I totally agree! WWE are a) with the Vickie/Edge line, totally disrespecting a legend and b) with the Chuck/Noble/McCool triangle, its the case of David v Goliath. The second one has been seen millions of times. Please, WWE, do something new! Not just fall back on tried and tested storylines!

Posted by Paul Thame on Monday, February 18, 2008

Comment # 2

Wow, I want my 48 seconds back that I wasted reading that. You're a babbling fool. Good job, Captain Obvious! Now get me a Cherry Squishy and shaddup!

Posted by Yap slapper on Friday, February 22, 2008

Comment # 3

I think Kane has lost his edge they need to give him a title or at the very least a titleshot, I was so disapointed to see MVP and Finlay get put in the Elimination Chamber instead of the obvious 2 Kane and Mark Henry. I also think MVP should defend his US title more, he should either put up or shut up, maybe K ane or Ric Flair should teach him a lesson.

Posted by Brett on Friday, February 22, 2008

Comment # 4

Another poorly written article where you half ass all your info. So two people dating is just over the top but two half brothers with super powers isn't? Oh, but one of the people was married to a guy that's dead now! That means she can't be involved with someone else ever again. About the unmasking maybe you should know that Kanes storyline is that the scars and burnt flesh are all in his mind.

Do you realize there's a difference between a sudden flash pin where you're caught off guard or put down in such a way you can't get up even though you're trying and being beaten down and not out?

Finally... when is this mysterious time period that you speak of where wrestling wasn't about the 'soap opera'? The ATTITUDE ERA that you apparently love? Uhhh...

Posted by Rob Conway on Thursday, February 28, 2008

Comment # 5

the attitude era rocked wwe sucks now. to the guy above me the vickie, chavo rey. story is way out of line. if any thing chavo and rey should partners to respect eddie. wwe matches are way to quick and boring. and i never heard of kanes scars being fake

Posted by fat mike on Friday, February 29, 2008

Comment # 6

what is

Posted by nelson on Saturday, March 01, 2008