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WWE is PG? Yeah Dont Believe EVRYTHING You Read.. Welcome Ladies and Germs back to this edition of Straight Blazin! Coming off last weeks questionable guest hosts.. This week we have SNOOP DO DOUBLE G!!! Hell yeah.. Its gonna be a good night I can just feel it! John Cenas last Raw Match, or they wouldn’t hype it as much, with HHH will be the main event I am sure. I hope they put John over and let his last match on Raw for awhile be a win. We will just have to see.. On with the show!
Out walks the Godfather of Gangsta Rap and his new album Malice In Wonderland hits stores in December, WHOOP! Snoop Rides out in a long stretch pink limo. And Michael Cole does some bad Fo Shizzle stuff that makes me want to cry.. And of course Snoop has some ladies with him.. The Bella Twins and Eva Mendes.. Snoop gets a good pop from the crowd and says that Orton is going to fight Ted Dibiase Jr tonight! Chris Jericho v Shawn Michaels on the bill, EPIC, and out walks DX while Snoop dances with the ladies to their theme. Snoop heads out from the ring as DX prepares for a promo it seems..
Shawn does some HORRIBLE Ebonics.. As well as HHH does too.. It was pretty.. Well.. Not funny and HHH made a funny comment by saying “We just proved how white we are” epic. HHH hypes up Bragging Rights this Sunday, and shows Team Smackdown who is Jericho, Cryme Tyme(gets a hell of a pop), Kane(they bring up Katie Vick incident. LOL), Dolph Ziggler, Eric Escobar(vickies BF), and Drew Mcyntire.. Who get no love from the crowd and DX tears apart.. Quite funny.. They go on ripping apart the team for a few moments before introducing Team Raw.. Consists of Big Show, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, and Mark Henry! Kingston gets one HELL of a pop.. HBK calls Jack Swagger the All American American American American… American.. And they don’t say anything to Cody Rhodes.. Until he says his own name. Each heel member talks smack on the mic and they all say they will be the ones who wins it for Raw.. Kofi grabs the mic and talks without a Jamaican accent.. HHH then busts him for it and that’s HILARIOUS. 5 on 5 tag team match tonight and whoever gets pinned the person that beats them takes their place.. Match is now..
MVP, Primo, Chavo Guerrero, Evan Bourne, and Chris Masters v Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagga and Mark Henry!
The Match Sta.. no it doesn’t.. Commercial break.. >.>
The match kicks off and Kofi and Chavo have a good exchange in the ring.. Kofi jumps a lot and the crowd is impressed.. GO figure.. And Cody Rhodes gets tagged in then and refuses to tag out for the time he is in.. Most of the guys end up in the ring and Cody holds his own! Then while Cody has the upper hand on Primo, Jack Swagger tags himself in and picks up the victory!
Winners
Team Raw
A brawl breaks out after the match which sees Swagger throw Rhodes to the outside.. Big Show knocks Kofi out.. Henry nails Swagger.. And Big Show handles Mark Henry.. Turmoil and drama in Team Raw? It seems so.. Now we go backstage to see Ted Dibiase Jr defending his actions against Orton.. He says Randy hasn’t returned any of his calls and he should understand that he took advantage of a golden situation and opportunity.. Dibiase says that Orton would do the exact same thing as him.. Orton tells Dibiase if he was him he would do exactly what he wants tonight or suffer the rest of his life for it… HEATED match up next.. Go Face Dibiase!
Commercial break Wrestlemania Tix on sale in 3 weeks..
Ted Dibiase Jr v Randy Orton
Dibiase comes out weak.. Seems as if he is going to back down to Orton and they go toe to toe and Orton knocks him down to the ground. He stalks Dibiase and Dibiase rises to his feet slowly.. Staring at Orton the whole time and his face full of confusion as Orton kicks him back down to the ground and Dibiase is NOT fighting back but showing clear anger. Dibiase punches Orton back and the crowd is COMPLETELY behind Dibiase and Orton says how dare he punch him and to show respect. Dibiase is at his breaking point and shoves Orton down and goes to attack him but he is conflicted and cant. Dibiase backs off and Orton gets up and the two stare each other down before Dibiase lets Orton RKO him.. LAME..
Winner
Randy Orton
Hell of a lot of drama in that match right there.. They show a clip package of Captain Lou Albano.. One of the most charismatic managers this business has EVER seen.. He was an AWESOME guy and it’s a tragedy he just passed away..
RIP Lou Albano
Commercial
Sneak peek at Snoop Doggs new song, Which sounded pretty bad, But then we get a backstage segment with the ladies and Snoop where Hornswoggle comes running up and Chavo gets in his face.. Snoop Dogg TOWERS over Chavo and Chavo pleads his case to Snoop. Snoop goes to light up a cigarette that isn’t too kosher for television and we get a technical difficulties screen with Michael Cole hugging Hornswoggle.. Creepy.. 10 drug references later and we are ready to roll on with the show.. They show John Cena ready for his match with HHH, at 10pm? Wonder what the main event will be then..
Commercial.. Batista DVD out tomorrow..
John Cena v HHH. Cenas last match on Raw..
The two off to a quick start exchanging multiple holds and back and forth offense at first.. Looking to be a solid match here on Monday Night Raw! A couple of counters and quick pinfalls later and we have a power struggle in the middle of the ring with these two current legends squaring off! HHH gets the advantage and gets a few quick pinfalls to the max count of 2.. But HHH holds control for a little bit getting some good offense in on Cena! And as HHH has some offense in..
Commercial Break.. When your bored? Nothing else to do? Want to read something that’ll waste 10 minutes? Go read Nemesis Chaos Theories article! Always some excellent writing and awards galore!
Back and Cena is starting to mount some offense but HHH cuts him short and maintains control of the match! This is a solid match and if you didn’t see it I recommend it as its one of the better ones involving either star for a little while. Cena goes for the STF but HHH gets to the ropes and breaks the hold! Both men at even ground now. HHH goes for the pedigree but Cena reverses into the STF and locks it on! HHH struggles but reaches the one set of ropes before Cena lifts him up and takes him to the center of the ring.. HHH struggles to the OTHER side of the ropes! HHH gets up and Cena goes for a move and HHH counters it into a Pedigree! HHH goes for the pin but Cena kicks out at the LAST second!!
Commercial break.. GAH!
Back and HHH has the control again and he got it from whipping Cena into the steel steps during the break. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment, HHH reverses out of it and locks in a Sharpshooter on John Cena! Cena breaks the hold! These two going back and forth beautifully! A few vollies later and HHH hits his trademark spine buster and goes for a second pedigree! He nails it and covers and CENA KICKS OUT! Cena gets up and reverses another Pedigree attempt into an Attitude Adjustment! Cena goes for the cover and HHH kicks out at 2 and three quarters!! WHAT A MATCH! Cena goes for another AA and HHH reverses and nails a THIRD Pedigree! This time Cena stays down and HHH wins the match.. One of their better matches they have ever had.. Hell of a contest!
Winner
Triple H Cena stands alone in the ring as HHH’s music fades and he goes to the back.. Orton is staring at him on a TV in the back as the crowd gives Cena a VERY good reaction for it being, PROBABLY, his last match on Raw… King Says “Thanks John” which it basically confirms Orton will win.. Cena throws his arms up at the top of the ramp and the crowd explodes for him.. Awesome match.. Awesome emotions.. And STILL Chris Jericho v HBK left? Amazing..
Commercial..
Come back and highlights of Morrison and Miz’s faceoff on Smackdown.. Which was AWESOME! Great encounter between the two.. Who will face off this weekend in a US Champion v IC Champion match.. Non title of course.. Just for.. *coughs* Bragging Rights.. Snoop Dogg comes on the titantron and says that Miz ragging on Marty Jannenetty bothered him.. So tonight Marty will go against Miz.. And out comes.. THE OTHER ROCKER!!! Marty Jannetty!
The Miz v The Other Rocker
Marty starts out on fire and shocks Miz and nearly gets a pinfall! This shouldn’t last long as Marty isn’t in the best shape of his life and Miz should have no problems with him. Miz gains control after the crowd gets behind Marty.. Miz with some standard heel offense keeping Marty on the ground. Miz takes care of Marty no problems and wins going into his match at Breaking Point!
Winner
Miz
They hype Smack down v Raw 2010 which comes out tomorrow. Looks solid.. Worth a rent at the least.. Unlike last 3 years drivel..
Back with a Divas Championship Match!
Jillian Hall v Melina
Chavo comes out 3 mins into the match and tries to help Jillian Hall win the match.. Horny comes out from under the ring dressed as a Gangster and stops him and Melina picks up the win with her split leg drop..
Winner
Melina
Chavo attacks Hornswoggle and out comes Snoop Dogg and Chavo pushes him back and gets in his face.. Snoop Dogg TOWERS over Chavo Guerrero and after the third push Snoop Dogg clotheslines him over a crouched hornswoggle behind him! Chavo takes his shirt off and is ready for a battle as Snoop and Chavo circle one another. Snoop nails a SICK looking spear and takes Chavo out! Snoop and Horny dance with the divas as WWE goes into a commercial break anticipating the main event up next from Jericho and HBK!
Commercial Break
Back with a HELL of a video promo hyping Cena/Orton going back 2 and a half years.. Beautifully done.. DAMN Im hyped for this Ironman Match!!
Commercial.. Again.. And Kyle Busch and Joey Logano are the guest hosts of Raw! From Nascar.. Yay?
Chris Jericho v Shawn Michaels
The match doesn’t seem like its gonna happen as Jericho has Cryme Tyme out to back him up.. Then Kane comes out and its not looking good for HBK as the rest of Team Smackdown is behind him.. I smell an all out Brawl.. HHH comes out with Team Raw and talks crap.. Vickie Guerrero comes out.. EWW.. And apparently she makes the calls now.. And Says that NO ONE will fight tonight and orders Team SD to leave the arena now..
An all out BRAWL ensues after HHH says that they don’t work for Vickie G.. The camera cuts out on the two teams in an all out brawl with one another hyping Bragging Rights!
Show Rating:
B+
Solid show.. Snoop was awesome.. HELL of a match between Cena and HHH.. Decent Raw leading into Bragging Rights.. Remember to STAY BLAZIN!!
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