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Kane vs. The Great Khali The Nemesis: Khali and Kane have finally started to get their act together and boost this rivalry into something more than stare downs and chair shots. I hope that Kane can win only because this will extend the rivalry somewhat. Also there has been NO MENTION of their match at Wrestlemania 23. WHY?? I understand that it was still a bad match… but still, its worth mentioning. I can honestly hope that this actually turns out to be more than just a crappy fill in match like Swagger vs. MVP is going to be. Winner: Kane by Chokeslam (Pinfall) Johnny Blaze: I think this is one of those, Who honestly gives a crap matches.. But if I HAVE to choose a winner its the sheer fact that one of these guys is entertaining and one of them isnt. Kane atleast has some entertainment value left in him, While he may be on his last run I would really like to see him keep winning instead of jobbing out as usual. Kane has been a solid performer for the WWE for many years and deserves this win. Winner: Kane MVP vs. Jack Swagger The Nemesis: I honestly don’t give a crap who wins this. This has been a stale feud that has resulted in sweet (censored) all. I honestly don’t care who wins… or how the match ends. All I care about is that Swagger gets a SMALL push. He’s impressed me somewhat, but not as much as a LOT of talent on Raw. Result: MVP via Countout or DQ. Johnny Blaze: SWAGGA!! If Jack Swagga doesnt deserve to win this then I dont know how you can think that. Swagger is by far one of the single best young superstars the WWE has and putting him and MVP together is pure gold to me. I really think they need to give him the push that MVP has gotten quite a few times, And he needs to go over on MVP. Swagga has so much potential to be one of the brightest stars in the WWE. Winner: Swagga! Unified Tag Team Championships - Chris Jericho and The Big Show (c) vs. Cryme Tyme The Nemesis: Cryme Tyme are receiving their first shot at Tag Team gold in a very long time, and its LONG overdue. They are so good in the ring that I can’t really see either of them being singles wrestlers for a while. Big Show and Jericho look good as champion, but as tag team specialists and as a unit… they aren’t compatible. If they can neutralize Big Show and work together on Jericho, I know who is coming out on top. Winner: Cryme Tyme by G9 to Jericho (Pinfall) Johnny Blaze: My gut tells me NOT to pick the next people to win.. But my brain tells me it only makes sense. Have Cryme Tyme FINALLY be established as a damn tag team. I understand that Edge getting injured ruined the plans of Edge/Jericho being a great tag team.. But Big Show and Jericho dont seem to be THAT great of a team. Not to mention they have HORRIBLE theme music. I really think that this needs to go to Cryme Tyme as they ARE a huge crowd favorite no matter what show they are on. If they are the unified champs they can be on both shows and that means happier crowds for oth shows. Winners: Jericho and Show. SHOULD be winners: Cryme Tyme Intercontinental Championship - Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler The Nemesis: I know that Rey has had the IC Title twice now, but he’s gotta give the title to some younger talent. Why does it have to be Ziggler? I don’t know, but at least its someone. Ziggler reminds me so much of a mixture of young guys that come in for a few months and then are never heard of again. But Dolph is the last guy out of the spirit squad to stick around… So that’s got my vote. Winner: Dolph Ziggler by Jumping Russian Legsweep Finisher *I don’t know the name of it*(Pinfall) New Intercontinental Champion Johnny Blaze: Dolh Ziggler is right up there with Jack Swagger and Miz when it comes to the superstars of the future. Rey Mysterio, while hes been performing absolutely amazing this past 12 months, Is the past. Dolph Ziggler needs the IC title and he needs to be given the push they keep hinting at him to get. He has everything it would take to be a good mid level champion. Stop dropping the ball and push him! Winner: Dolph Ziggler ECW Championship - Christian (c) vs. William Regal The Nemesis: Okay, Christian deserves to be ECW Champion and I won’t deny that. Why is Regal the Number 1 Contender? Surely they would give it someone who has been on ECW for longer than 2 months… but NOOO they have to give it to someone who can, apparently, work with Christian… or at least try to. If ECW is really there to promote the younger stars then give the ECW title to the younger stars. About the only good thing I liked about Swagger holding the ECW Title for 4 months. Winner: Christian by Killswitch (Pinfall) Still ECW Champion Johnny Blaze: This is MY SHOW!! lol. But seriously.. Of course I have been following this feud the closest out of them all seeing as I report for ECW. I dont see William Regal getting the strap because to me that honestly doesnt make too much sense. Christian needs to be the fighting champion the show needs. He needs to continue to defend it agains everyone until they can push Zach Ryder up there to take it. Thats what ECW is all about. I expect this match to be DAMN good being as both these guys can go in the ring and are very talented. Winner: Christian D-Generation X vs. Legacy The Nemesis: Now we all know that DX has made their massive return, but what an impact by Legacy. I can honestly say that this one can go down to the wire. Triple H will mostly take on DiBiase and Michaels will mostly take on Rhodes. I’m going to guess that the referee will get knocked down somehow and there will be weapons and cheating from both sides. A few finishers here and there, but sure enough, in the end, what the crowd wants will prevail. Winner: D-Generation X by Sweet Chin Music into Pedigree on Rhodes (Pinfall) Johnny Blaze: DX returns for the umpteenth time.. And wins.. For the umpteenth time.. Poor legacy.. Thats all I have to say on it Winner: DX World Heavyweight Championship (TLC Match) - Jeff Hardy (c) vs. CM Punk The Nemesis: Okay the stories have been fluttering around, Jeff is leaving. Have you seen his workload? I’d want to have time off too! Didn’t we just see a Ladder match not 3 months ago? The WWE is only giving Jeff a very miserable send off if you ask me. It’s good that it has come down to a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. I cannot wait to see this match purely and simply, for the only reason, that I want Jeff to win. If Jeff can win but then get beaten down by Punk so he has to forfeit the title… that would be brilliant. But I pretty much have to think like a WWE Writer… so with that thought in my mind… Winner: Punk by GTS to Hardy off a Ladder to get the belt. New World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Blaze: Easily the best thing going right now for WWE television is this feud. CM Punk FINALLY made his heel turn.. Which while seeing him do an amazing job in ROH personally and through DVD's, I knew he was suited well for. I think that these two have really stolen the show when it comes to feuds in the company and have been everything but boring. Jeff Hardy is done with the company, I sincerely think that he is, And I think that CM Punk retains and becomes a solid heel champion for many months to come. Expect a very brutal match and I hope this ends the show and NOT DX v Legacy like some reports. Winner: CM Punk WWE Championship - Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena The Nemesis: I want Cena to win, but only cause I couldn’t be (censored) to talk about Orton. Views: 1,030 
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Comment # 1
nice work nem. still my favorite writer. but did u have to bring JB in it. he ruined the whole thing
Posted by Sad Panda Hater on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 2
Not bad. I would prefer the awards but... And besides it was pretty good. Just Blaze got in the way and ruined it.
Posted by Jonathan Simpson on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 3
Great team-up guys , possibly the two best writers apart from Mordecai in TWG. I like you two teaming up , and some great predictions. Do this more !! :-)
Posted by Jason Campbell on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 4
Great JoB
Posted by 17-0 on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 5
Hey. Good report but just to let ya guys know if you don't, the info and trailer for SVR '10 is finally out. Check it right here: http://au.gamespot.com/sports/blogs/sports-blog/909097139/27006692/smackdown-vs-raw-2010-creation-is-king.html
Posted by F-X on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 6
Chris Jericho was on Attack of the show on G4, and said the same "Uhh, at SS, DX reunites for the 60th time"
Posted by EddieRox on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 7
You know this is funny? I read this because a friend asked me to... Well actually didn't read it after I read the start off... The two best writers? Nem. are you serious? You got Blaze who can't write to save his children's life... Then, you got you who is in the same fed. with the best known Twg writer yet you team with Blaze? Hmm... What a waste of both your time... I already can't stand Nem. and you keep pushing yourself in a deeper hole... and, Johnny what is this your third weekly artilce? So, add running a fed. and writing three articles together... Johnny your children must feel real neglected hugh?
Posted by Konvict aka. Rex Hitman on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 8
ecw title despite regal being on a roll and me being from the u.k i have got to go with captain charisma christian
mvp vs swagger mvp after countering a gutwrench powerbomb into the playmaker
kane vs khail kane tries to run away but saingh distracts him khail hits the punjabi plundge and wins
y2j and show vs cryme tyme y2j shouts at show for not being able to beat jtg tags in gets punched by show g9 new champs
ic belt ziggler hit the ????? pins rey 1 2 rey gets his foot on the ropes dolph thinks he won dropkick to back 619 rey rey wins
wwe tile legacy ties to interfere dx stops them orton distacted drop toe hold stf new champ
tlc jeff takes a INSANE RISK with a ladder misses cm climbs the ladder and grabs the title team extreme goes back to the tag ranks
DX VS leagcy dx wins after superkick pedigree combo
Posted by matt on Saturday, August 22, 2009
Comment # 9
Good lawd, so much hate.
Interesting predictions... the TLC match is gonna be sweet.
Posted by Distor on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 10
Dolph wasn't in the Spirit Squad was he?
Cryme Tyme is one of my least favourite tag teams... I would hate for them to win, i'd like for them to be released to be honest.
I don't think Jeff will lose though, i think it's a lie that he is leaving.
Posted by Crazy Steve on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 11
Dolph Ziggler was in the Spirit Squad.
Rex... how many times do you have to be told that noone cares what you think. Why do you even bother posting things? You just come in here, talk trash and then have nothing to back it up. Hence why you were perma banned (AGAIN!!)
Seriously Rex... give it up...
Nem and Blaze> Interesting concept, covered both your predictions in one article... Great work as always...
I look forward to next month for both your predictions again for the next PPV (what's it called? Unforbragextreme rules?) Great work
Posted by God on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 12
"Jeff is leaving.
Have you seen his workload? I’d want to have time off too!
Didn’t we just see a Ladder match not 3 months ago?"
that made me LOL, a ladder match every 3 months is really not that good, I didn't think much of the whole feel of the article but I can't fault your predictions because afterall they are just guesses
Posted by Astatine on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 13
i thought matt said Jeff aint leaving??
It'd be a huge loss for WWE if Jeff leaves.
Dolph's finisher is called the reverse bulldog
Posted by 1221 on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 14
nice i fight blaze every once and a while
Posted by lightning jade on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 15
Johnny what is this your third weekly artilce? So, add running a fed. and writing three articles together... Johnny your children must feel real neglected hugh?
Posted by Konvict/Rex Hitman on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 16
ZOMG Blaze, what's with that font?
Posted by Dooghal on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 17
Yawn blah DX........I don't understand how they can call them DX when it's just shawn and HHH.......back when DX started out it was the road dogg and bad ass that made it entertaining after they were finished DX was just a name that didnt mean anything. WWE runs out of idea's for the 2 chumps shawn and HHH so for the billionth time lets reunite DX and do the same old boring shit with these 2 same boring ass wrestlers.
Posted by Dominater on Sunday, August 23, 2009
Comment # 18
i think jeff will lose only coz he said hes leaving
and i think it will be return of undertaker!!! hope fully so SS wont have a sour end
Posted by Suichi on Monday, August 24, 2009
Comment # 19
cool :p
Posted by jcm on Saturday, August 29, 2009
