The Bouncing Articles: Regulars and predictions

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Welcome back to The Bouncing articles. This article I will write about the W.W.E world title regulars. Remember, some are actually good. Then I of course have to give my Fatal 4 Way predictions. I will kick things off by talking about The Big Show. Oh yea, I will be keeping a score. If they are good W.W.E gets 1 point and if they are bad, W.W.E gets -1 points. I will end this article by saying who deserves to be a regular.

The Big Show

Now he is O.K sometimes and other times he is boring. Pretty much depends on if he is heel or face. He is fun when he is heel, but stale when he is face. He is a regular, no matter what you guys think. His knockout punch should not be a finisher, but should it be for a few of the powerhouses? 1 or 2 is fine, but right now I can think of 4 (Big Show, Undertaker, Kane, and The Great Khali). Since W.W.E will most likely not get a lot of positive votes and The Big Show is actually entertaining sometimes (something that some regulars can not pull off), I give him a positive 1 for The Big Show.

Rey Mysterio

He is an annoying regular. Yea he is a good highflyer, but guys like Evan Bourne and John Morrison are way better. The 619 is an annoying finisher, but his roll-up finisher (Yes it is a finisher since he ends most matches with it) is even more annoying. It his his fault that Dolph Ziggler never got the Intercontinental Championship. Kane could have been pushed to go to Fatal 4 Way, but they instead had to put this regular. I hope he departs from W.W.E soon. I give W.W.E a -1 for Rey Mysterio.

Randy Orton

Did you guys know that Orton got Mr. Kennedy fired? If I could I would give Randy Orton a -1,000, but hey I should follow my own rules. The R.K.O is classified as a finisher? What were they thinking when they gave him that “finisher”? You want to know a good cutter finisher? The Twist of Fate (Matt Hardy does is way better than Jeff because Jeff makes it obvious that he lets go) is way better. The punt kick is not creative at all. It doesn't even go good with his gimmick. Like there are some finishers that go good for people's gimmick, like Edge's spear. Edge suppose to be sneaky, and the Spear helps. Randy Orton's finishers are horrible. He is boring on the mic and in the ring. He is the worst backstage because he gets talented people fired. If he got Kennedy fired, who else got fired by him? Kennedy is the only one we know of. Maybe he was behind the firing of Mike Knox, Elijah Burke, D 'Lo Brown, Jesse Tony Atlas, Jimmy Wang Yang, Big Daddy V, and more. I do not know the reason behind everyone, but maybe Randy Orton got some of them fired. I give W.W.E a -1 for Randy Orton.

Triple H

Do you ever wonder why he has knee problems? BECAUSE A BUNCH OF HIS MOVES INVOLVE THE KNEE!! Let's look at his move arsenal. He has the Knee Facebuster, Knee Trembler, Pedigree, Running Knee Drop, and the Diving Knee Drop. If he botches then he could easily injure his knee. Just as long as he doesn't go blaming is on other superstars (we don't want multiple Randy Ortons, or at least I don't). His Pedigree looked good back then. Now it just looks different. It doesn't look as good as it did back then, His Spinebuster is actually good. A good H.H.H Move that doesn't involve the knees? Wait, I am going overboard. I am just talking about his finishers. He does not deserve to be a regular. He is overrated and he is boring on the mic. His old D-X days were good (with X-Pac, Road Dogg, Chyna, H.B.K, and Billy Gunn). Triple H nowadays are, well not as good. And he is not good enough to get W.W.E a positive vote. I give W.W.E a -1 for H.H.H.

The Undertaker

How could I put this. Well umm, HE LOST MY RESPECT WHEN HE BECAME THE “AMERICAN BADASS”!!! That had to be his worst gimmick. Most people will get mad at me for saying that, but I am sorry for telling you the truth. Chuck Palumbo (maybe Orton got him fired too) pulled a motorcycle gimmick off well. Way better than The Undertaker. The Hell's Gate is a bad finisher for The Undertaker. I am curious of what they will do with his streak. I hope Kane doesn't end it because it will be too obvious and not a surprise. I also hope none of the regulars end it. You know who I want to end it? John Morrison, Vance Archer, Dolph Ziggler, William Regal, Zack Ryder, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, Chris Masters, Shad, or J.T.G. There are more who should, but I won't make a gigantic list. The one who I think will end it will be Ted DiBiase. Not exactly my 1^st choice, but it is better than other choices. He is boring on the mic and in the ring. His promos are all the same. His matches are all the same, except for his opponents. When was the last time he lost a 1 on 1 match by pin or submission? I want to see what would happen in a cage match between Undertaker and John Cena. I am curious who W.W.E Will have win. I give W.W.E a -1 (do not regret that) for The Undertaker.

C.M Punk

Some may disagree that he is a regular, but he is. How long was he in the World Heavyweight Championship picture last year? Yea exactly. At a time he was the worst W.W.E superstar, but now he is actually in the top 15. His feud with Mysterio is boring (don't know if it is over yet). His finisher is not good for him. Here let me give you an example, if he doesn't end it with a G.T.S he just does a kick to head. Why? Because he cannot lift up guys like Mark Henry and The Big Show. So don't give him a fireman's carry finisher. His segments are all the same, but I like his gimmick. I like how the fans hate him (most fans that hate him don't know that wrestling is scripted). CM Punk is actually a good regular. I give W.W.E a 1 for C.M Punk.

Edge

Do I really need to explain? EDGE IS THE BEST REGULAR!!!!! Just as long as he stays away from being a face. Spear Spear Spear Spear....
THAT WAS ANNOYING AS HELL!!!!!!!!! Don't get me wrong, the spear is a good move for his gimmick (as said earlier). I just don't like that he constantly gets a shot. Like he was injured for a long time, but he comes back and already gets a shot, but who didn't see it coming. I was hoping that he wouldn't return at the Royal Rumble. I wonder who would have won if he didn't return, but it probably would have been a regular. He should use his Edgecution and Edge-O-Matic as actual finishers. Like he should end matches with those 2 moves. Why are signature moves used? To make the opponent look stronger. Like here are examples of moves that are signatures that people barely win by that. John Morrison's Shooting Star Press, Triple H's Spinebuster, R.V.D's Split Legged Moonsault, Chris Jericho's Lionsault and Enziguri, and Kane's Sidewalk Slam. I hope I got my point across about signature moves. Edge does not deserve to be a regular; remember, I will say who does deserve it. I give W.W.E a 1 for Edge.

Chris Jericho

I am almost out of space, so I will have to be brief. I do have to rant on Cena, say who should be a regular, and say my predictions. So sorry hardcore Jericho fans, but I will cut things short. He is good on the mic, he has good finishers and signatures. He is good in the ring. I just don't like how he returns after a long absence and gets an instant title shot. That was just bad on W.W.E creative's behalf. I give W.W.E a 1 for Chris Jericho.

John “Superman” Cena

Yea there are a lot of Cena fans reading this, but hear me out. He is boring in segments and in the ring. His moveset, well all 5 moves are annoying. Why does he scream when he applies the S.T.F.U (not going to get sucked into calling it by the “other name”. I hate P.G more than you guys)? Why does he scream in every segment? Why is he a regular? Why isn't he a jobber? The reason for him being a regular is most of the W.W.E universe's fault. Because some people still cheer for him, by his merchandise, and ask for him for the Make A Wish Foundation. Because of the mistakes by some of the W.W.E “fans” (they are not true wrestling fans if they like him), he is now in the title picture. He is in now in no storyline other than title storylines. Hey this rant was shorter than expected. Keep in mind that I am tired as I am writing this.

FATAL 4 WAY PREDICTIONS

Diva's Championship: Eve Torres(C) Vs. Maryse Vs. Gail Kim Vs. Alicia Fox.

I want Eve to win for sure, but I doubt it. Maryse will not win. It is between Alicia Fox and Gail Kim. Who has been a Women's champion before?

Winner: Gail Kim

Intercontinental Championship: Kofi Kingston(C) Vs. Drew McIntyer

Matt Hardy will find a way to get involved in this match like “I BANNED FROM SMACKDOWN NOT FATAL 4 WAY”!!! Some thing like that. Drew should win, but that is not the case. Drew is actually entertaining, despite what most hardcore Matt Hardy fans say. Yea Matt deserves a push, but Drew is still good.

Winner: Kofi Kingston

United States Championship: The Miz(C) Vs. R-Truth

Because of the fatal 4 way on R.A.W, I know the answer for who will walk out champion. Either Alex Riley interferes and gets Miz disqualified or Miz wins fair and square. I think the 2^nd scenario is more likely.

Winner: The Miz

World Heavyweight Championship fatal 4 way: Jack Swagger(C) Vs. Rey Vs. CM Punk Vs. Big Show

Since Rey was not planned to be in this match at first, he will not win (although John Morrison did win the E.C.W Championship even though he wasn't scheduled to compete for it). CM Punk, well I doubt he will win. Look at who is left. Jack Swagger and The Big Show

Winner: The Big Show

W.W.E Championship: John Cena(C) Vs. Randy Orton Vs. Edge Vs. Sheamus

This match has to end with either Edge or Orton winning, to keep their feud going on. But Cena won't of course be pinned. Sheamus will be pinned. Edge SHOULD win.

Winner: Randy Orton

Now for who should be a regular: NOBODY. Why? BECAUSE IF THEY WANT TO BE MORE ENTERTAINING THEN THEY SHOULD KEEP A VARIETY OF PEOPLE WHO GET A SHOT!!!

There you have the predictions and I talked about the regulars. Sorry again about Chris Jericho. Also, the regular score is -1. The regulars are bad!!!

GOODNIGHT!!!!

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