The Bouncing Articles: Survivor Series 2011 predictions

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The Bouncer

             The next pay per view is just around the corner, and we are going to make sure that we know what is in store for us. Well, let's look at Survivor Series two thousand & eleven (not 2011th Survivor Series)!!!!

Diva's Championship: Beth Phoenix Vs. Eve Torres

             Don't care, so I will just pick a random person to win this one.

Result: Beth Phoenix walks out with the belt

United States Championship: Dolph Ziggler Vs. John Morrison

             These 2 people are A LOT more entertaining than the people in the WWE Championship match. I am HOPING that John Morrison will win. I know I didn't want him to win this title before, but now it is crucial. If he wins, we will know that he will for sure renew his contract. If he loses, we will be forced to wonder. Who knows? Maybe Morrison will say “Hey Colt Cabana”, and get praises from all around the world for those 3 words. I think a lot of people would enjoy that. The other reason I want him to win is to stop Ryder from getting a shot. It is unlikely to have a face against a face, so hopefully Ryder gets stopped from getting a shot.

Result: Dolph Ziggler retains

World Heavyweight Championship: Mark Henry Vs. Big Show

             THIS JUST HAPPENED!!!! LITERALLY!!!! THIS MATCH JUST HAPPENED AT VENGENCE!!! Let's look at the bright side. Big Show hasn't been in the picture for that long, and hopefully he gets out of it soon. Both are talented, but we don't need a rematch from what JUST happened. I say Trent Barreta should be next in line to get a shot.

Result: Mark Henry retains

Traditional Elimination Tag Team match: Jack Swagger, Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, and Hunico Vs. Kofi Kingston, Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired), Sin Cara, Mason Ryan, Sheamus

             WHY DOES THE WORST WRESTLER EVER KEEP GETTING PAY PER VIEW MATCHES???? WHY IS THE LEAST CREDIBLE WRESTLER A TEAM CAPTAIN????? Okay, I will trrrrry to calm down. Let's look at each person. First you have Ziggler. He is great, but is being booked twice. I guess this is a storyline, but why not give somebody else a spot in team heel? Maybe somebody like Snitsky. Then you have the most talented guy in this match, Jack Swagger. Now there is the second most talented guy here, The Intercontinental Championship holder, The Great Cody Rhodes. Now, there is Wade Barrett. Then there is the man that should give his spot up to either DiBiase or Drew McIntyre, Hunico. Now there is team face. Sheamus is the best one on that team. Then, you have the 5^th worst wrestler, who is known as Kofi “The man who doesn't know where he is from” Kingston. Now you have Mason Ryan. He should be replaced with The Great Khali. Sin Cara should be replaced with Evan Bourne, but I guess this is okay. Now last, and MOST CERTAINLY least, you have the worst wrestler ever, who should be replaced with ANYBODY IN THE PLANET!!! SERIOUSLY, YOU CHOOSE THE WORST WRESTLER IN THE PLANET TO LEAD A TAG TEAM???? Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, and Cody Rhodes are some of the best wrestlers ever. Sheamus and Wade Barrett are excellent wrestlers. Mason Ryan, Sin Cara, and Hunico are mediocre wrestlers. Kofi Kingston is a terrible wrestler. NONE OF THEM can save this match, and that is due to the fact that they have a career destroying machine that will be competing here. They will need to be EXTRA focused. They need to make sure that Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired) has NO EXCUSE to complain to Vince. That even includes making sure he does not overjump any moves (like a back suplex or anything of that nature). Anyways, this match will just be terrible.

Result: Team Face comes out on top

John Cena & The Rock Vs. The Miz & R-Truth

             Now it is time for me to rant about the last pay per view (not that much). Who won the John Cena/Alberto Del Rio match? Albert Of The River won. How did he win? NOT CLEANLY!!!! What does that tell you? Well, it basically means that JOHN CENA WILL NOT LOSE CLEANLY!!! Let me just point out that if The Rock causes Cena to lose, it counts as a dirty victory. This will be the second worst match on the pay per view.

Result: John Cena does not lose cleanly

WWE Championship: Alberto Del Rio Vs. CM Punk

             Let's look at the storyline. CM Punk won a fatal 4 way to become number one contender. He said “Hey Colt Cabana”, which got him a lot of fan support. CM Punk ended up facing John Cena at Money In The Bank. Before this, CM Punk GUARANTEED that this will be his last match. He VOWED that he will NOT wrestle for WWE EVER again. He made an oath to NEVER have ANOTHER match after this one. Also, since he won (by distraction), John Cena got fired. WRONG AND WRONG!!!! WWE can never keep their word, so why have stipulations? John Cena transferred the firing to Vince McMahon with poor explanations, and that is me being generous. There was then a tournament, which Rey Mysterio fairly won, to find the new champion, since apparently, nobody won at Money In The Bank, so they had to find a new champion. Rey won only to job to Cena. Afterwards, CM Punk's post WWE career involves a WWE Championship match against John Cena at Summerslam. CM Punk beat Cena (with Cena's foot under the ropes). Alberto Del Rio then came out with the MITB briefcase and pinned CM Punk, which resulted in enraged “fans” and fans. Then at Night Of Champions, Alberto Del Rio ALREADY loses the title to the 2^nd worst wrestler of all time. Meanwhile, CM Punk MAIN EVENTS a pay per view that is suppose to focus ON THE TITLES (because it has the name “NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS”). No matter how you look at it, CM Punk did not bring a belt to that pay per view. Then at Hell In A Cell, John Cena gets locked out, so Alberto Del Rio beats CM Punk and gets the title back TWO WEEKS after losing it. Then at Vengeance, (also known as Night Of Champions), CM Punk and Triple H lose to R-Truth and The Miz and Alberto Del Rio beats John Cena (after interference). Diesel also did some stuff. Anyways, yea that is the feud. THIS FEUD IS BEING CALLED THE BEST FEUD EVER!!!! WHAT???? I WOULD RATHER WATCH KANE/MYSTERIO!!!!

Result: Alberto Del Rio retains

The Bouncing Q & A

Q: How do you feel about Booker T?

A: I say he is a really good commentator. He adds more color to the commentary table. He has his fair share of mistakes, but he can always recover it. Also, he knows a lot about wrestling, so at least he knows what he is talking about. I hope he stays a commentator for a while.

             Well, that is it. If you have a REASONABLE question (have I stressed that enough?) that you would like to ask me, what are you waiting for? ASK IT!!!!

GOODNIGHT!!!!

Comments

1. Comment #1

   I have been very tolerant and excepting of your .....what ever you call this garbage....
   
   Bouncer....you and I have been doing this for awhile so thats ALL we have in common.
   
   Do you honestly think thats the main reason CM Punk got a push...your an idiot.
   
   TRENT BARETTA!!! sigh ARE U SERIOUS....yeah lets put a guy with no hype around him in a championship match, yeah make perfect sense.
   
   you no nothing of pro wrestling, you have a terrible sense of it and honestly you should just quit...most of the time all I read from you is incoherent ranting about stuff you know nothing of

   Posted by Ed Roland on Tuesday, November 22, 2011

2. Comment #2

   Kaisered, WHAT?!?!?!?!
   
   Fly, hey, you never know. This whole "suspension" thing can just be a big storyline to give Snitsky a push.
   
   Victim, think about it. If he didn't get fired because of him, would I talk about it?
   
   Buzz, no.
   
   Ed Roland, I have a few questions for you, sir. What does it mean to be excepting of garbage? Also, how can somebody be able to no anything about wrestling? Last question: what does "your and idiot" mean?

   Posted by The Bouncer on Wednesday, November 30, 2011

3. Comment #3

   Well team face did not win and neither did cena so are you happy!?

   Posted by BuzzBuumBuzz on Tuesday, November 22, 2011

4. Comment #4

   that's a good idea about replacing sin cara but the problem is EVAN BOURNE IS SUSPENDED! where have you been he went and smoked marijuana with r-truth violating the wellness policy and he won't be back until december 1st

   Posted by Fly on Wednesday, November 23, 2011

5. Comment #5

   Wow...couldn't have been more wrong about your favourite wrestlers could you? (slightly sarcastic there if you couldn't tell). Seriously I hate Orton too...but your who got Anderson/Kennedy fired rant is becoming as predictable as a certain woman/thing saying "excuse me" all the time...predictable sorry I meant annoying...the only Way WWE will move forward is when they erase the PG rating will wont happen (unfortunately) so deal with what you've got...I used to love WWE...then got frustrated by same old, same old...then I watched TNA, which brought wrestling back to the good old days of "wrestling" ...but since Hogan & Biscock (yes I meant that) turned up...WWE's potential biggest threat has turned into the biggest joke (Dixie your sold out the fans you said you never would as soon as you saw $ signs and then hired the WORST EVER BOOKER IN VINCE RUSSO WHO HAS RUINED EVERY COMPANY HE'S EVER BEEN IN)...and even WWE has got better since so enjoy what you watch and criticise the fairly and not on the politics like you do every week.
   
   P.S. didn't Kennedy fail the Wellness Policy a couple of times...something which I don't think (I may be wrong) Orton has.

   Posted by Victim on Wednesday, November 23, 2011

6. Comment #6

   You talk about not liking having rematches on feuds one ppv after another,how many ppvs away should any feud have matches seeing that you do not appreciate having one right after the other?

   Posted by Kaisered on Wednesday, November 23, 2011

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