The Bouncing Articles: The Status Of John Morrison

The Bouncing Articles

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The Bouncer

             I know what is troubling everyone's minds, and do not worry. It is troubling mine as well. We are all wondering whether or not the greatest wrestler of all time is going to make it as a WWE star in 2012. Is John Morrison going to still be in WWE? Will his contract get renewed? He is without a doubt the greatest wrestler of all time, so that means he has a big chance of not signing back. We will look at the details, and try to figure out what is going on.

             First, let's look at the facts. The spark of this whole thing started WAY back in January, and it continued through February. At TLC 2010 (this wasn't the spark), John Morrison beat Sheamus to earn a shot for The Miz's WWE Championship. I was really happy about it. Then it was announced that it would not be on PPV. It will be on RAW. THAT PISSED ME OFF, but at least he will main event a show. WRONG!!!! IT OPENS THE DAMN SHOW!!! A TITLE DEFENSE OPENS THE SHOW!!!! He ended up losing, of course. The creative then had the WORST wrestler of all time get a shot. ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE WWE CREATIVE TEAM HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN THE BEST AND WORST WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME, AND THEY CHOOSE THE WORST???? It does not matter what you say, you should NEVER choose the worst wrestler over the best wrestler to get a title shot. Anyways, yes it was Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired) against The Miz instead of John Morrison Vs. The Mizzzzzzz (maybe give him that name change that I hear people asking him to get). At The Royal Rumble, John Morrison had a memorable performance, but he was denied the victory. I guess it wasn't in his destiny to OPEN the show at Wrestlemania 27.

             Now we have Elimination Chamber 2011. Who are you going to choose to have the title shot at Wrestlemania? The best wrestler ever? The worst wrestler ever? The second worst wrestler ever? One really talented wrestler that is not far from the top 10 in current WWE? One great wrestler that is not far from the top 16? One wrestler who is about to say “Hey Colt Cabana” in a few months (most people will not choose him since this was before he said it)? I WOULD SURE AS HELL NOT CHOOSE THE WORST 2 WRESTLERS!!!! I WOULDN'T CHOOSE ANY OF THOSE TWO!!! Yea John Cena ended up winning it, also denying John Morrison his victory.

             What does this have to do with now? It is quite simple. Since he was not the contender or WWE Championship title holder at Wrestlemania, he was stuck in that stupid tag match. It ended up with him apparently not hugging Trish Stratus, which what has brought us to this whole mess that we have right here and now. His team ended up winning, but Dolph Ziggler and John Morrison deserved A LOT better than that. Them 2 could have easily main evented it. They would have stole the show. Throw Snitsky into the match and you have the match of the century, and possibly the greatest of all time. It does not end here.

             John Morrison ends up getting a shot at Extreme Rules, only to wrongly lose. Look, let's face the facts. John Morrison can outwrestle John Cena and The Miz with his hands and legs tied behind his back any day and every time. Unfortunately, John Morrison wasn't able to win. He just ended up put up on the shelf with nothing to do. He did come back to attack R-Truth, only to leave again, so it was just a tease to all of us. WWE just wanted to tease us all.

             He then went to compete at Summerslam in the wrong match. Instead of him being in the main event for the title, he ended up being put in a 6 man tag. He won, but not the match he was suppose to win. I know why. It is because he didn't say “hey” to anybody. Then at Night Of Champions, he lost a fatal 4 way with Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, and Alex Riley. That was what let us know that he was for sure going to be a mid carder, for now. He got 2 shots Smackdown's secondary title, which made no sense, but whatever. He lost them both. He ended up being put in a losing streak. He ended that streak against Dolph Ziggler with a STUPID ROLL UP!!!! NOT EVEN WITH HIS FINISHER!!!! A STUPID ROLL-UP (I used both ways to keep roll up and roll-up fans content). He then got a rematch against Ziggler, but lost. HERE WE ARE NOW!!!!

             So is John Morrison going to leave? I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT IT!!!! You never know. What if this Monday he gives a shout out to somebody, which gets him a lot of followers, which can somehow lead us to Money In The Bank. We know that won't happen, but CM Punk also said he was FOR SURE going to leave. He made an oath that he will leave. He vowed to never wrestle a WWE match after MITB. He swore that his match at MITB was going to be his last FOREVER! He promised that he is going to leave RIGHT AFTER MITB. Then again, Rob Van Dam also left. This leaves me confused as to what will happen, but since John Morrison is talented, WWE will not try that hard to get him back. I HOPE that this is a storyline, and he is going to come back on RAW and win a title shot. WE JUST CAN'T HAVE THE BEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME LEAVE LIKE THAT!!!!

The Bouncing Q & A

Q: What is your favorite submission in wrestling?

A: That is a really good question. There are great submissions like The Full Nelson, The Crossface, and The Sharpshooter (I AM NOT GOING TO NAME EVERY GOOD SUBMISSION). Although those are great, they do not compare with Ken Shamrock's Ankle Lock!! Although Swagger and Kurt do good with that submission, Shamrock makes it their ankle locks not even deserve to be capitalized!!

             Well that is it!!!! I hope that John Morrison decides to stay with WWE. We are all confused about it. If he wants a raise, I have a great solution to it. Give him the money that Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired) is making from WWE. Remember, if you have a REASONABLE question that you would like to ask me, what are you waiting for? ASK IT!!!!!!!!

GOODNIGHT!!!!

Comments

1. Comment #1

   What kind of people are able to play? I am asking because I am also dreaming to play wrestling.

   Posted by JOHANNES on Thursday, December 01, 2011

2. Comment #2

   Since last one was not reasonable enough i'll hit you with this one. Which wrestler's transitional move will look way better as his finisher?

   Posted by kaisered on Tuesday, November 29, 2011

3. Comment #3

   John Morrison is the greatest wrestler ever? I'm sorry but I don't think he should even be in the top 10 list of greatest wrestlers. I'm a fan of Morrison, but I think he still has a long way to go......

   Posted by WeirdApple on Wednesday, November 30, 2011

4. Comment #4

   UPDATE: The WWE website has a video where John Laurinaitis says that due to a poor won/loss record John Morrison will not be signed to a new contract. As mentioned in previous new reports, Morrison's contract expires at the end of the month and he chose not to sign a new contract.

   Posted by Riptide (S2) on Wednesday, November 30, 2011

5. Comment #5

   John Boringson doesn't deserve to touch WWE Gold

   Posted by Ass on Tuesday, December 06, 2011

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