The Bouncing Articles: Vengeance Predictions

The Bouncing Articles

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The Bouncer

             I am glad that they brought back Vengeance. WWE was doing great with PPVs like Unforgiven, Backlash, Armageddon, No Way Out, and No Mercy. Then we got all these stupid PPVs like Breaking Point, Over The Limit, Hell In A Cell, and Money In The Bank. I saw WWE has PPVs way too often. It doesn't really matter anyways, since they have the same matches over and over (Randy Orton [who got Kennedy fired] Vs. Christian). Well, let's look at this PPV.

WWE Diva's Championship: Eve Torres Vs. Beth Phoenix

             I don't care. I have said this time after time, and I still feel the same way. I DON'T CARE!!! I will just do what I normally do with these atrocious matches (pick a random match).

Winner: Beth Phoenix

The Miz & R-Truth Vs. CM Punk & Triple H

             How did this start? CM Punk said “Hey Colt Cabana”, got a lot of random praise for it, and here we are now. At least this match can be entertaining. I do hope it doesn't follow the same pattern as EVERY OTHER TAG TEAM MATCH!!!!!!!! You all know that pattern. I think Kevin Nash will have something to do with this match. The best wrestler of this match is definitely going to be R-Truth. Second would be The Miz, third will be CM Punk, followed by number four, Triple H. Well, who will win this one?

Winners: CM Punk and Triple H

Cody Rhodes Vs. Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired)

             I feel sorry for Cody Rhodes here. I can already tell how bad this atrocity will be. Cody Rhodes will not only make sure that HE doesn't botch, he will make EXTRA sure that his opponent won't botch, or overjump. Mark Henry tried his best against the worst wrestler, but the worst wrestler ever couldn't even give it a quarter of a star. Not even John Morrison can put a match against the worst wrestler over above 2 stars. How did this start? Well, the worst wrestler ever did something that Cody Rhodes would get fired for if he did. Hypocrisy at its worst. We all know the outcome. Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired) can't let anyone go over. If he is, however, forced to make them go over, he may overjump a move (like a back suplex of some sort) and get you fired for it. The thing that is hurting Rhodes right now is that Cody Rhodes is a great wrestler and speaker. The worst wrestler can't handle that. Good luck Cody. This looks like it will be the worst match on the card.

Winner and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL the worst wrestler ever: Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired)

WWE World Tag Team Championship: Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne Vs. Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler

            There are 3 great wrestlers here, but Kofi Kingston kills it. Dolph Ziggler, Evan Bourne, and Jack Swagger are just great. Jack Swagger is the best non-high flyer in current WWE. Evan Bourne is a great high flyer, but nowhere near John Morrison level. Dolph Ziggler is one of the best athletes I have ever seen. He is WAAAAAY PASSED SHELTON BENJAMEN!!!! I think WWE has a lot of plans with this story. In the next paragraph, I will state why.

Winners: Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne

United States Championship: Dolph Ziggler Vs. Zack Ryder

             I don't get it. I thought WWE was strong. When the IWC was demanding that Snitsky gets a push, he gets nothing, but now Ryder “fans” start THINKING (they don't know what they want) that they want Ryder as champ. I know that Ryder will win, but Ziggler is still the way better athlete. He will lose this match, and the tag match, and eventually explode. I think this will be a pretty quick match. I would have gone for Ryder a little while ago, but I got the message that he sent me LOUD AND CLEAR. DAMN LOUD AND DAMN CLEAR!!!! Ziggler, give him hell.

Winner: Zack Ryder

Sheamus Vs. Christian

             A REMATCH FROM THE LAST PPV???? THE SECOND REMATCH!!!! Let's say that the first match was a masterpiece. Why would you try to repeat it? It would just look ridiculous. Let's say it was the worst match ever. Why would you repeat something you did bad? I have never really been fond of rematches. Okay, I guess if they are a couple of months or years apart, they are reasonable, but there are some ridiculous ones that have been months apart (HBK Vs. The Undertaker). Well, I think Sheamus will soon enter the title picture, so he will need some momentum.

Winner: Sheamus

World Heavyweight Championship: Mark Henry Vs. The Big Show

           Mark Henry has been looking great. I am glad that people are now starting to like him, although people should have started liking him before, but whatever. The Big Show is one of those former champions that they will use to make the current champion look good. He will get shots, but he will not win any titles. I am glad that they ACTUALLY CHOSE 2 PEOPLE THAT CAN WRESTLE!!!! I hope that this will be the main event, but we all know that it won’t be. Well, let’s continue.

Winner: Mark Henry

WWE Championship: Alberto Del Rio Vs. John “Superman” Cena

             REALLY???? AGAIN???? HE JUST HAD HIS SHOT!!! HE WAS JUST CHAMPION!!!! HERE IS WHAT I WILL DO RIGHT NOW; I WILL CHECK THE LAST PAY PER VIEW WHERE HE WASN’T IN A TITLE MATCH. The last one was at Elimination Chamber, and that match was FOR A WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!! DOES WWE THINK WE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF HIM??? Some are speculating that he will not win. Well, this is a rematch clause, so that is definitely going against him, but then again, he is Superman, so I don’t know.

Result: John Cena does not lose cleanly

The Bouncing Q & A

Q: What is your favorite recent stable?

A: That is extremely easy, since you said recent. There is only one good recent stable, and that is the REAL Nexus (Skip Sheffield, Daniel Bryan, Wade Barrett, Darren Young, David Otunga, Heath Slater, The Tie, Michael Tarver, and Justin Gabriel).

             Remember, if you would like to ask me a REASONABLE question about wrestling, what are you waiting for? ASK IT!!!! Well guys, that is it.The article is now over. I just have one big question. WHERE IS JOHN MORRISON??? YOU ARE HAVING A PAY PER VIEW WITHOUT THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER???? I don’t blame TNA for not using Morrison, since he is with WWE, BUT WHY ISN’T WWE USING THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME???? Remember, I can easily rant on that for hours.

GOODNIGHT!!!!

Comments

1. Comment #1

   i normally disagree with everything you say and your articles usually make me mad, but one thing i can agree with you on is Dolph Ziggler. i personally thing Dolph Ziggler is the best wrestler in wwe atm. my list in wwe atm is 1.Dolph 2.CM Punk 3.sheamus 4.john morrison 5.christian

   Posted by xXDanteFlamehearXx on Sunday, October 23, 2011

2. Comment #2

   You have the WORST articles on planet Earth.

   Posted by Aliens on Sunday, October 23, 2011

3. Comment #3

   You're a broken record. All you do is gripe about EVERYTHING. But I guess it's my fault for constently thinking that I can read one of your articles and think that I'll get an unbiased opinion for once.

   Posted by Ben Malacam on Sunday, October 23, 2011

4. Comment #4

   "I will just do what I normally do with these atrocious matches (pick a random match)."
   
   This PPV is so bad that it is ruining my grammar. I meant pick a random person.

   Posted by The Bouncer on Monday, October 24, 2011

5. Comment #5

   xXDanteFlamehearXx, it is great that other people are taking Ziggler seriously. I hope soon he will get a REAL title run.
   
   Aliens, from which planet is this coming from?
   
   Ben Malacam, is it my fault that WWE had a horrible PPV?

   Posted by The Bouncer on Saturday, October 29, 2011

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