The Bouncing Articles: Worst 6 & PG talk

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The Bouncer

It is your favorite time of the week, it is time to read my article. This week, we will do something I really enjoy, which is naming the 6 worst wrestlers in current W.W.E. You already know who I hate, but you don't know the exact ranking. Then I will talk about P.G, if it is good or bad, and WHY!! ENJOY!! Also, I will say the predictions for Summerslam. Just the current card though.

#6: Hornswoggle

Do I really need to explain? Yes?? FINE!! First I have a question, why did they make Khali job to him? What was the point of the bastard son angle?? That storyline went to waste when they said that Finlay was his father. How could Hornswoggle get a tag title shot? How could he hold The Cruiserweight Championship when guys like Super Crazy & Brian Kendrick have never held it?Hornswoggle ruined the Cruiserweight title, and insulted the whole Cruiserweight division, by W.W.E thinking that he is championship material. And he is STILL in W.W.E. I just want someone to like flick his arm, which would of course break it, then he will be out for a while. And if he comes back, flick his other arms. Then if he comes back, JUST STEP ON HIM!!! LIKE DAMN!! And if he still comes back, throw him off the Empire State building. But if he still comes back after that, FORCE him to watch a match with John Cena, and say that he will end up like him if he keeps coming back, then he will not come back. See how simple that is? And you will not get punished for that. You may get jail time, but many people would want to bail you out. And don't worry about your permanent records. The cops will be happy too.

#5: The Undertaker

YES I DID!!! I PUT UNDERTAKER ON THE LIST!!!! This is the man that pretty much gave us Wrestlemania spoilers for 18 years. The guy that attempted to do a gangster gimmick, but failed and ended up making himself look stupid, or at least I KNEW he looked stupid. You know what? They should have kept Snitsky and fired Undertaker. Then make Snitsky win the title. But guess what; THEY DIDN'T!! How could Vince be so stupid?? That would have been among the smartest decisions he would have ever made. Undertaker is one of those that I would never like to see them win a match. When was the last time he lost a one on one match? O.K, now when was the last time he lost it without interference, distraction, count-out, forfeit, “cheating (like at Breaking Point, which I wanted C.M Punk to win)”, or disqualification. I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER. That is something that makes him boring as hell. The last match I could think of that he lost was the Elimination Chamber, but that wasn't a one on one. Now you do see how I get annoyed by this, right??

#4: Rey Mysterio

What is so good about him? The fact that he wears a mask? Kids love masks. When W.W.E went to Laredo, Texas (which is right on the border) Rey Mysterio would speak more Spanish than English. And since it is right on the border, he did that head thing with like 7 KIDS in the audience. You don't know what the head thing is? When he just grabs their head and puts it against his own. Have you seen this guy's segments? The closer he is to Mexico the more Spanish he speaks. He ends a lot of matches with a roll-up. You know how John Cena reverses almost every move into either an S.T.F.U or F.U? Rey Mysterio reverses them into a 619 sometimes, but mostly a roll-up. He did one thing good for us in the past year. He made Undertaker bleed. He injured The Undertaker and showed us some blood! And at least they didn't stop the match for like five minutes. Want to know good Luchadora? Super Crazy and Psicosis. They should have held the tag titles, but W.W.E didn't let them. Instead Psicosis got released and Super Crazy quit. Maybe Psicosis got released because he was making Rey look bad?? Maybe that is why Super Crazy was a jobber? Bottom line, Rey Mysterio IS HORRIBLE AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO WIN AT SUMMERSLAM!!

#3: Kofi Kingston

Is the worst wrestler in Smackdown. Is he going to have a heel turn????? I HOPE NOT!!!!!!!! Because he will feud with Dolph Ziggler (WHO FINALLY GOT THE TITLE) and then Ziggler would turn face, which I wouldn't like. Kofi's segments are crap while his in ring work is garbage. I am glad that his push was stopped. Imagine if he would have went on to win a world title? I would have stopped watching W.W.E if he would have. Kofi is one of those that I jut HATE. I just want him to LEAVE ALREADY!!!!!!! And guess what, he will be pushed before people that actually deserve it, like John Morrison, Zack Ryder, Snitsky (who is not in W.W.E anymore), and William Regal (who has been in W.W.E for a longer time than Kofi, Cena, & Orton [who got Kennedy fired]).

#2: John “Superman” Cena

Is there any FAN that does not hate him? “HE IS THE FACE OF W.W.E!!” Just because Vince chose him as a poster boy doesn't mean that he is the best that ever existed. I will ask you guys the same that I asked about 'Taker. When was the last time Cena lost a one on one match fairly? One with know count-outs, interference, disqualification, distraction, “cheating”, or forfeit (didn't write it in EXACT order). He screams in every segment he is in. Why does he make a stupid face when he applies the S.T.F.U? “HE HELD MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS THAN JOHN MORRISON, SO HE IS BETTER!!” That doesn't mean he is better. His segments are all exactly the same. His P.P.V matches are all the same, Summerslam is gonna at least be different. Guess what guys, P.G means that more little kids watch. Who do little kids love? JOHN CENA!! I just do not get why little kids like Cena so much? His Superman gimmick is stupid. Can I say retarded? Yea I can? FINE!! IT IS RETARDED!! Please, anybody tell me why you THINK he is good. I can easily go on, but I will run out of space.

#1: Randy Orton (Who got Kennedy fired)

In case some of you are unaware, Randy Orton cried about Ken Kennedy and got him fired. Here is the story. The 10 man tag match. Kennedy took an R.K.O wrong. Remember, Batista is the king of botches and never got fired for it. Anyways, Randy cried about it to Vince, and Vince McMahon fired Kennedy. But did Randy threaten Vince? Did he tempt him? I am sure Randy didn't offer him money, because Vince is already RICH AS HELL!! Maybe he tempted him with something else. Anyways, Randy is the WORST wrestler of all time. Worse than Hulk Hogan, Rey Mysterio, & Hornswoggle combined. The Miz might get fired. Here is what will most likely happen. Miz will try to cash in the briefcase but will be the first to fail after cashing it in. And he will lose the United States Championship to like R-Truth. Then he will get fired, making Randy Orton suck even more. I guess he is a legend killer. Kennedy was a future legend, but Randy destroyed all of Kennedy's chances at it, and now Kennedy is working for a crappy company, thus ruining his chances. And one more thing, just because Vince had the final decision, it doesn't mean that Orton didn't get him fired. If Orton didn't cry and tempt Vince, then Kennedy wouldn't have been fired.

Now that is out of the way. I will now talk about P.G. First off, STONE COLD IS RETARDED FOR AGREEING WITH IT. I am a P.G hater. Who here was annoyed that C.M Punl Vs. Rey Mysterio stopped for a few minutes? Who here enjoys watching people get hit with weapons and put through tables? I AM ANNOYED THAT EVERYTIME SOME GETS HIT WITH A WEAPON, THE CAMERA ANGLE SWITCHES!! Even when someone gets jumped it does. Like 2 weeks ago, Dolph Ziggler got jumped, then they just like zoomed in on Vickie's face instead of showing it. When someone gets thrown into the steel steps or put through an announce table, they zoom in on the fans. WHY? Why not just throw tarp on the wrestlers when they do that?? They might as well do that. Who here is a Bryan Danielson/Daniel Bryan fan? I AM!! He is the best Indy wrestler. What got him fired?? P.G DID!!! If it were like PG-13, then the tie thing would have been “acceptable”. But the spitting in John Cena's face? FIRED FOR THAT? HE SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR THAT!! He should have been handed the W.W.E Championship for that. Now, hopefully some of you understand that P.G is bad, and not “a good thing because it gets a new generation of fans”.

Now onto the predictions:

Diva's Championship: Alicia Fox(C) Vs. Melina

Don't care. But Melina is returning.

Winner: Melina

Big Show Vs. The Straight Edge Society

First off, Luke Gallows nor Joey Mercury will end the match. It will be a show down between C.M Punk & Big Show. But Punk has been inactive lately because of his arm.

Winners: Straight Edge Society

W.W.E Championship: Sheamus(C) Vs. Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired)

GREAT, A ROYAL RUMBLE REMATCH!! We all know who will win. I will give you a hint, he got Kennedy fired.

Winner: Randy Orton (who got Kennedy fired)

World Heavyweight Championship: Kane(C) Vs. Rey Mysterio

Since Rey never got a rematch clause, I will count this as one. And barely anyone win their rematch clauses.

Winner: Kane

14 Man elimination tag match: The Nexus (Skip Sheffield, Michael Tarver, Wade Barret, David Otunga, Darren Young, Justin Gabriel, & Heath Slater) Vs. Team W.W.E (John Cena, Bret Hart, Edge, Chris Jericho, John Morrison, R-Truth, & nobody knows)

This will most likely be the main event. By the way, I put the Nexus in order from best to worst (but all of them are awesome). Who will be the 7^th guy on team W.W.E? Mark Henry? The Miz? ZACK Ryder (with a”K”)? Yea right, but we could only hope for a Ryder push. I am actually not sure who they will choose. Most likely a powerhouse. Anyways, it is an elimination match. If it is elimination, then that means that John Cena has to be pinned or has to tap out to lose. And W.W.E CANNOT have that happen. So you know who will win.

Winners: Team W.W.E

Yea that was this week's article. I know everyone is sad that it is over, but I have a word limit, so you have to wait until next week.

GOODBYE!!

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Comment #1

I really hate your articles. Every time its "I hate Randy orton" or "Ryder is the best". GOD. No-one likes the PG rating but it is a smart move. Seriously, I hate it as much as the next person but imagine the money they make from it. And how is Stone Cold Steve Austin a retard? I believe you are the retard. FINALLY, saying Undertaker never should've gotten a push is just dumb, and to add on to that, you would have given it to Snitsky? SNITSKY?!?!?! 12 year olds should'nt be on TWG let alone writing articles for the site

Posted by MattS on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #2

Your list is the dumbest thing that I have ever saw

Posted by NLB on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #3

Tick, see guys, a drunk guy hates my articles.

General, and yet you still read. Seems like you enjoy that.

awessome man, yes, regardless Orton still got Kennedy fired.

Henry Fitzroy, I just explained it here.

NLB, did u just open your eyes yesterday or what?

Destructionator, I do know the reason why. And stop inventing people to say that they beat Taker.

Posted by The Bouncer on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #4

Did you know that if he doesn't get enough hits, he goes bye bye? Just stop giving him hits, if you hate him, and TWG won't keep him.

Posted by Some helpful Advice for the people who like to leave hate mail for the Bouncer on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #5

I like how you go on each and every week about Orton getting Kennedy fired but you don't even know the real reason why.

And Undertaker lost to Vladimir Koslov fairly, one on one on Smackdown. I can't remember the PPV's after though.

Posted by The Destructornator on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #6

Mr Angels, when was I crying??

No_CrossOver, Orton still got Kennedy fired. And trust me, YOU have no idea what you are talking about. "Daniel Bryan spitting on Cena's face is the ONLY reason he got fired", when did I say that? I mentioned the tie. And Bryan joked Josh Matthews with his tie? Last I checked, Daniel Bryan CHOKED Justin Roberts with his tie.

Steve Y, see what Orton getting Kennedy fired did? It made you hate my articles.

Posted by The Bouncer on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #7

Spiorite, yea I have no clue how to write. I just wrote esfjhgdihdifhgdifuhg throughout the whole article...

"Zande Warrior" Kwame Sakoy, hey you are pretty smart. You sir, are a FAN!!!!

Posted by The Bouncer on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #8

First of all his name is Spriorite and i know for sure he can write better articles than you. You know why? Because he doesn't cry and yell over and over again cause of something that should be dead and burried!
20% of your article each week is "ORTON GOT KENNEDY FIRED". Hell i'd understand if you were a Kennedy fan and would back that up with actual facts. I wouldn't mind seeing "Orton got kennedy fired" if you'd actually present Orton's side of the story once in a while.
Also, just cause a 12 year old has the same snitsky and Orton obsessions as you do, that doesn't mean you are right!

Posted by Phenom The Vampire Lord/Henry Fitzroy on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #9

hey mr kennedy not selling an rko didnt get him fired he dropped orton on his head with a suplex and orton complained look it up just saying

Posted by awessome man on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #10

THANK YOU SPRIORITE FOR REVEALING THE TRUTH!!!! Bouncer, you are by far my least favourite writer and its not your opinions (that by the way i dont agree with), that i hate, its that you wont let things go! ok, maybe orton got kennedy fired, maybe he didnt, but that doesnt mean that he is the worst wrestler in the WWE! he has influence because he is so accomplished because he is an amazing wrestler! Not entertainer, wrestler! Anyway, now that my anger's out, here are my bottom six.
#6. John Cena
#5. M.V.P.
#4. Hornswoggle
#3. Mark Henry
#2. Santino Marella
#1. The Great Khali

Posted by Steve Y on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #11

first off enough with the orton got kennedy fired u dont stop with it thats the only thing u can say as 4 cena and mysterio ur rite but kofi l0l all u do is base ur articles on what u want because u want kofi to turn heel and want orton gone thats cool and aso daniel bryan didnt get fired because he spit in john cena's face it was because he joked out josh matthews with his tie. Also clearly im not the only 1 who thinks u have no idea what ur talking about seeing how many people are against ur articles so dont act like ur a genius or something

Posted by No_CrossOver on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #12

If you don't like PG then don't watch WWE. No need to cry about it. I mean I don't like PG but you don't see me complaining about it, I just watch TNA or something else. Btw calling Stone Cold a retard (because he has his own opinion) doesn't makes you different from a retard. PG is good for money.

Posted by Mr Angels on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #13

Orton got Kennedy fired. Snitsky's better than Undertaker. You hate Kingston, Cena, Mysterio. You love Ryder, Regal, Snitsky and Kennedy. These sentiments sum up nearly every article you've written, please change the record.

I can see why you have your opinions, whether I agree with them or not, but the way you put them across is just so grating...

Other than that, are you sure you're watching at the right times? I've never seen it cut away from a chair shot or anything, other than when it was being shown pre-watershed.

Posted by The General on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #14

You're an idiot. Learn to write.

Posted by Spriorite on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #15

It's late, I've been drinking and thought I would read your article....You are so wrong, on so may subjects, Randy Orton 1st, I'm not a huge fan of his but his in ring ability is great, so he got Kennedy fired (by the way, I am a Kennedy/Anderson fan) so what, get over it, I don't think the reason Kennedy got fired was solely to do with Orton there was more going on than just that. Undertaker?!?!?!? Are you mad, he is a living legend, and I hope his unbeaten WM streak continues until he retires, Oh and American Badass rocked! Kofi, I could'nt care less, never been that impressed. Cena, so what he is the face of WWE, well, someone has to be and to be honest is he really that bad??? Yeah Snitsky is going to be the face of WWE...Dream on!

In your article you come across a bit childish (Randy Orton...he got Kennedy fired! Like you have'nt pointed it out more than once) You come across as you don't like WWE, if so why watch or comment on it?

Posted by Tick on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #16

HE IS SUPE, HE IS CRAZY, HE IS SUPER CRAZY!!! Finally someone who agrees with the fact WWE should bring him back. And put him in either the main event status, or A miz like thing where he is a very high mid-carder. In your NXT report, or whatever it was I also agree that Skip Sheffeild should be the pushed superstar. Also Snitsky, "That wasn't, My fault!" Ya getting fired wasnt, it was probably some main eventer compaining. Maybe Ortan didnlt like his teeth.

Posted by "Zande Warrior" Kwame Sakoy on Friday, August 13, 2010
Comment #17

And now I will officially not read or write any comments on the articles

Posted by The Bouncer on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #18

Who said I was drunk.
'It's late and I've been drinking' I did'nt say I was drunk and nor was I....Your proberly too arrogant to appologize, but I would like a appology.

Posted by Tick on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #19

I guess this guy is just trolling us.

Posted by Antary on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #20

Who let this guy write article?? If you need to cry to people about what WWE has been doing to screw wrestlers over, then go to that Therapist (Drill Sgt.) From Geico who'd love to help your low self-esteem.

Truly bad wrestlers r those who can't wrestle for shit but is getting PUSHED! There's Ken Kennedy! He can't reverse that much. Entire Nexus sucks without Danielson. MVP is still getting action, toppling over Jack Swagger who is now latest Ken Shamrock/Kurt Angle. Matt Hardy is... like.. Brett Favre, he kept getting injured and don't move too much during games. CM Punkass... just watch him, one match, any match, I'm glad he's heel, suit him well. JBL, god of Joke Bully-wannabe Loser! Michelle McCool is the worst! I can't believe Undertaker's in relationship w/ her!! Basically half of women's division cannot wrestle and Vince is still giving them chance left and right. It makes me wonder whether he's emasculated in that area.

If you're taking shots at likes of Big Show, Undertaker, John Cena, and Mark Henry, then I want to see one of you guys lifting 250 lbs guy over ur head from sideway chest, like Cena caught Edge from body splash and lifted for AA. Also, for Kofi, Rey, and Hornswoggle, they sacirified their bodies for you, WWE and fans, and this is how you bash them?? You digust me you make me want to eat scum off triple H's foot when he's done working out so that people will assault b/c YOU DESERVE IT! These people worked hard and there's too many lazy bum so YES I'm refering to Randy Orton who destroyed Hotel room then complained that Kennedy's "out-of-control" causing scandal in back and still haven't restricted himself. I hope those cigs kill him asap. His in-ring ability is bar to none tho... which is probably why I got pissed off that he won championship from greatest wrestler in HISTORY= Chris "Rabid Wolverine" Benoit.

If and when you success into reaching full potential of performing within wrestling ring, you may bash other wrestlers for awful performance instead of talking out of your ass. Now where's Nemsis' article, I need vanilla pop double STAT!!

Posted by AJ Wacko on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #21

Good God man (boy?), these articles are as horrible as they are entertaining. I never knew anyone could take a *my fav wrestler got fired* obsession to an extreme limit until now.

I know this is only an opinion but I think PG is the right direction for WWE. If you hate this (or hate Austin for agreeing) then just switch to TNA, ROH or Japanese wrestling, don't rant on about WWE.

Also you should be glad that Kennedy is fired, now he's doing more in TNA and building his rep, which is better I think coz he couldn't have been able to do much more in WWE.

Also I will refute your top 6 worst.
6. Hornswoggle is only there for entertainment, don't take him seriously.
5. 'Taker is one of the best performers around, especially at his age. It looks like he doesn't lose clean coz he's been participating in fewer matches.
4. So you want Mysterio to hate kids and eat them? Search 'top ten moves of mysterio' in Youtube and see what he could do in the old days.
3. He's not that bad, I've known worse. I bet you couldn't do a single thing he can. Plus if you like Ziggler, how else to raise his rep then have him compete against a fan fav?
2. No comments
1. You're just gonna hate him no matter what I write, so I won't.

Posted by Dr Frank on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #22

Ren Ten Jones & AJ Wacko, if you are on TWG... please PM me in the TWG forum immediately.

Posted by The Nemesis on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #23

I challenge anyone who thinks that The Bouncer's article is bad to message The Nemesis and do a better job!!
He's on server 1 or in the TWG forum! Do it!

Posted by Mr. Benjamin on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #24

Wow, man. I'm sorry, but this has got to be your worst article yet. I can't beat around the bush for this one. It completely sucks. Not only do you not even consider Orton's side of the story once again,(in an incident that happened nearly TWO frickin' years ago which both men have let go) but your Top 6 doesn't make since either. Your reasons for hating some of them aren't even good. For example, you hate Kingston because his ring work is garbage? Have you seen him in the ring at all? Those high flying, technical and unorthodox moves he does in the ring each and every match he competes are anything but garbage. His mic skills need work for sure, but overall, he's a pretty good entertainer. You hate Taker because he never seems to lose cleanly? What? How does that even remotely relate to the quality of a wrestler? BTW, it was a biker gimmick, not a gangster gimmick which gave him a more realistic side and he lost matches more often and cleanly. If you're complaining about that he doesn't lose cleanly, shouldn't you like his biker gimmick? On another note, just weeks before HBK vs. Taker @ WM 25, Kozlov did indeed beat Undertaker and cleanly. He reversed Old School into a power slam. Plus, in an ER match, Jeff Hardy beat Taker cleanly too while Hardy was getting a push. I said your list wasn't good because you didn't give good reasons to hate that person in most cases (especially for Orton) not because of the people you chose. I thought I should clear that up before you get confused. As far as the Orton/Kennedy thing, will you please grow a pair and let it go?! I'm sorry, but get over it already! It's not like Kennedy is a homeless bum w/o a job. He works for TNA. I don't even know if you know what really happened because whenever you mention the fact that Orton got Kennedy fired,(which I don't miss since you mention it on a perpetual bitchy rant every three lines of your articles)you either don't mention you know what happened or you give a completely biased response in Kennedy's defense. Here's what really happened. Kennedy botched a back suplex and caused Orton to fall on his INJURED collarbone. Please don't pretend that YOU wouldn't be pissed. Afterwards, Orton did complain, but all he did was talk to Kennedy backstage about it. Instead of learning from his mistake and accepting the fact that he screwed up, all Kennedy did was call him names like "liar". Afterwards, Orton complained and said he didn't want to work with Kennedy anymore, but instead, Vince, not Orton, VINCE had him fired. You see? If Kennedy hadn't have opened his mouth and give backtalk, he wouldn't have gotten fired. Maybe he would have gotten suspended, but not fired. So as you can see, it was mostly Kennedy's fault. If you want to blame someone, blame Vince. He had the final say and that's all there is to it. Since then, both men have gotten over it. If those two could get over it, why can't you? Before I finish, I have to question you on one thing. Did you honestly think Kennedy was going to be a main eventer and that's why Orton wanted Kennedy gone? You decide Kennedy is going to be a main eventer based on one match he had and one promo he makes when he came back? Believe it or not, I'm not done. So because I don't agree w/ your opinions, I'm not a fan? Just because someone on here agrees with what you have to say, they're fans? Years and years of love for wrestling and what really matters about it doesn't mean squat as long as they disagree w/ what you believe? Correct me if I'm wrong. And since I know you're going to respond to me, why don't you try to something other than "Yeah, but Orton got Kennedy fired." or something where one or two spelling or grammar errors automatically make me a kid and unworthy to get a response from the "almighty" Bouncer or dodging the main point of the arguement and only answer what you can? It's really getting old.

Posted by Ren Ten Jones on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Comment #25

OK This is getting ridiculous.
Clearly the only reason this guy seems to write articles is to create a controversy of one kind or another.

My suggestion is: Read the article if u want to but dont satisfy the guy by writing comments and/or ur own opinions coz this guy dusnt care one way or another.

SERIOUSLY.

This is gonna be my last comment on this guys stupid articles. I will read them and I will laugh at him after reading as well. I just wont write what i think of his dumb article.

Posted by Ragnarok on Monday, August 16, 2010
Comment #26

dude orton got kennedy fired cuz kennedy dropped him on his head with a suplex not cuz he messed up an rko do ur research and EVERYONE hates ur articles theres probley 13 comments saying u suck JUST STOP WRITING ARTICLES PLZ

Posted by biker on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Comment #27

I think this might actually be the worst article I've ever read.

Posted by Oliver Andrew Black on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Comment #28

Please. Please stop writing in capitals. You actually have something wrong with you.

Posted by Chris Nash on Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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