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Hello Ladies and anyone else who reads this. I am the amazing Madam Snapshot, and tonight I bring you something for the ages. Yes, that’s right. I bring you…
THE FIST LAYS THE SMACKDOWN!
It would be in 3-D, but let’s face it. I simply do not have that in my budget. I do, however, have “Rough Translation Technology” for all of us. So, without further adieu, let’s get this party started! We begin tonight, the first SmackDown after The Bash with CM Punk. He just wants to tell people what happened at The Bash in case you were too cheap to pay for it. “Hello, I am a man of lies Honor. I didn’t win the match, but I also didn’t mean to kick Jeff Hardy the referee. I’m not the kinda guy to break the rules, but Jeff is a big meanie doody head! I’ll give you a rematch when you apologize for being a big jerk!” This is when Teddy Long comes out. Teddy explains that “Woah. You’ll fight Jeff again at Night Of Champions. Isn’t that great? Oh, it gets better. You’re going to have to work with him tonight as you face Chris Jericho and Edge in a tag match! How you like dat playa?”
Cue the music for one, very scorned, Jeff Hardy. Jeff exclaims he’s tired of excuses, and wants everyone to know that “Punk is a little cheater!” Punk fires back with, “Woah! No! Don’t hurt me! We have to work together tonight! Oh, Jeff and to all the kids watching, don’t do drugs. Seriously. It’s bad. Also don’t hurt me. I’m a frail champion.”
MATCH #1 RICKY ORTIZ (Uh, who?) VS. FINLAY Not every match has to have a great deal of meaning. This is clearly a rivalry that spans generations. The Ortiz clan of the upper-east side of Ireland battles against the Finlay clan from Belfast. Ok, one of those places was made up I think… Wait.. did they just hand Ricky Ortiz a microphone? Oh no. “Hey baby. Don’t worry about your short little friend. You’re here facing the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Random Jobber! So cheer up little guy. I’ll go easy on you to break you in.” Finlay apparently found his family rivalry more important that smiles, so he slaps Ricky and the match gets underway. A Rolling Hills into a dropping butt first body attack gets a two count. Ortiz fires back for a bit before Finlay counters with the Celtic Cross. 1,2,3. Winner - Finlay Match Rating 1.7/5 Well, to be honest, this was merely an Introduction to SmackDown from Finlay. It didn’t need to be a high caliber match.
We find Dolph Ziggler backstage doing what I can ONLY hope is psudeo-Yoga poses. (Otherwise, it was really inappropriate.) When he’s approached by Maria, he “Mans Up” a bit, and introduces himself. She asks if he’s preparing for his match, and he can only reply with “Well, of course! Being focused is the only way I win.”
Of course, this is when I had to spit my Dr. Pepper out due to overwhelming laughter. I got another drink and continued.
A little awkward conversation later, and we discovered that, apparently, they “did something fun” the night previous. They agree to go out again, and Dolph’s parting comment is (And this will not be paraphrased.) “I think I might get lucky.”
So, when I returned from the bathroom after throwing up for a few minutes, I regret eating all that food from the past two weeks. Moving on!
MATCH #2 DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. R-TRUTH Before the match, they recap what happened at The Bash (You can read my other report for that info… Nah, that’s not a shameless self-promotion… It’s helpful! >_>) The match starts with Ziggler kneeing R-Truth to the stomach and asking him “What’s Up”. R-Truth counters with some fairly impressive acrobatics and finishes it off with a leaping roundhouse kick to Ziggler’s head. A hip toss (Really?) for a pin attempt (Double Really?) gets a 1 count.(Ok, that makes sense.) Ziggler returns the favor with an inverted body slam. Ziggler continues with a series of elbow drops and a moment to straighten his hair. R-Truth comes after him just to get a Guillotine with the top rope as Ziggler jumps down. Ziggler leaps in with a reverse facebuster (Yeah, it hit the back of his head instead.). 1 2 3. Winner – Dolph Ziggler Match Rating 2.3/5 I’m personally curious what they plan on doing with Dolph. Why push him now? *shakes her head and sighs*
PSUEDO FIGHT #3 FINLAY VS. BATISTA The show skips to the past and shows a match between Batista and Finlay back from 2006. Finlay has control of most of the match it submissions and a few stikes. Khali walks down to the ring as Champion (Really? I should do more research) to harass Batista with his mere presence. Finlay attacks, gets countered into a spinning sidewalk slam. Khali steps in to interfere. Batista goes after him, counters Khali’s vice grip submission, and that’s where the clip ends. Match Rating – 2.6/5 Would have been better had it been current, and they not just cut in and out of it and played clips.
And it’s time for another edition of Cryme Tyme’s Word Up. This week’s word is Wangsta. While they describe it’s meaning, they decide to show us by becoming stalkers tour guides. After checking out girls, making fun of an Asian cowboy, the Wangsta comes to them. It’s a poor white guy who thinks he’s got street cred. Needless to say, he does not. Cryme Time, instead of hitting him with a chair, just cut to the next match.
MATCH #4 REY MYSTERIO VS. KANE NON TITLE MATCH Mysterio looks like he’s going to get away unscathed for about ten seconds before Kane fires back with a huge clothesline, flattening our little champion. Mysterio counters a running clothesline with a drop toe hold, knocking Kane to the second rope. 619 attempt countered by a chokeslam attempt that Mysterio drops out of. Kane simply chooses to throw him into the corner instead. Commercial Break.
We come back to see Kane still dominating with a huge boot to Rey’s face. Kane keeps the pressure on Rey, concentrating on his back. A backbreaker-like submission hold, and Rey kicks Kane in the face to get a bit of a breather. Kane charges after Rey, but another drop toe hold slams Kane’s face into the top turnbuckle. Rey fires back and goes for the top rope, only to be countered by a Kane punch in mid air. Kane goes for a chokeslam, countered by a dropkick into the 619. Kane counters the pin attempt with a chokeslam. 1,2,3 for Kane. Winner – Kane Match Rating – 2.3/5 The standard David Vs. Goliath match. Kane won though, so… it’s not an exact analog.
Khali comes out to defend Rey armed with a steel chair. (You can find out why by reading my The Bash article. Nope, still not shameless enough) Kane flees through the crowd like a tiny girl would a monster under her bed. Khali does not give chase.
Chris Jericho is happy about Rey getting owned by Kane. He’s going to claim his rematch on Rey NEXT WEEK! Edge enters and talks about how easy it will be to crush two disjointed fools with all their hopes and dreams. So, for those of you watching at home, it goes like this…
Jericho : “We’re awesome!” Edge : “I know, right! We’re so freaking awesome!” Jericho : “Seriously Awesome!” Edge & Jericho : “We’re totally gonna win! Yay us!”
MATCH #5 THE HART DYNASTY (With Natalya) VS. CRYME TYME JTG starts this match off with a series of hits leading into a facebuster to Kidd from the turnbuckle. Kidd in the ring puts JTG into a couple of surfboard stretches while screaming a lot. (I hear that increases their power… Give it a try. It works!) JTG makes the hot tag and Shad comes in and cleans house. Shad goes for the pin, and Kidd breaks it up. As the ref ushers Kidd out of the ring JTG catches Smith with a top rope guillotine and Shad hits a reverse Russian leg sweep. 1,2,3. Winner – CRYME TYME Match Rating – 2.1/5 Another “let’s show off the new SmachDown talent” match. Not too shabby, but not amazing either.
The Raw rebound shows what happened on Raw? Wanna see what happened? Check out our Raw Article up and available for viewing! (Ok, that one was pretty shameless, even if it wasn’t self-promoting.)
MATCH #6 MICHELLE McCOOL AND LAYLA VS. MELINA AND MARIA Melina and Layla start the match off, with Layla striking Melina to the head. Melina fires back and roughs up Layla for a bit before tagging in Maria. Maria lays out some punishment before one of her kicks is caught. Layla counters with a kick to the other leg, knocking Maria into the splits and makes the tag. Maria tosses McCool out of a leg submission, and gets the hot tag to Melina, who lands a few strikes before McCool gets out of the way and tags in Layla. Melina knocks McCool down, and lands her finisher to get the pinfall on Layla. Winner – Melina and Maria Match Rating – 1.8/5 I’ve seen worse women’s matches, but I’m still yet to truly be impressed. I fear I never will be.
Morrison and Teddy long are backstage talking about both Michael Jackson and how Morrison beat CM Punk last week. He wants to get a shot at the title after Night Of Champions. They break into MJ’s lyrics and Morrison twists them into gems like “Thriller! It was a Thriller how I beat Punk!” Nothing is made clear, but the seeds have been sown.
MATCH #7 EDGE AND CHRIS JERICHO VS. JEFF HARDY AND CM PUNK Edge and Punk start us off, after the announcers regale us about the WGN Superstars match that took place between Edge and Punk where Punk forfeited due to that eye injury. Punk gets a slight advantage and tags in Jeff Hardy. Hardy roughs up Edge some more before tagging Punk back in. Edge knocks Punk over and tags in Jericho. Hardy tags back in and hits a leg drop from the turnbuckle for a two count. Punk and Hardy clean out the ring, and take a moment to stare each other down as we go into a commercial.
Hardy is in the ring against Edge, who has the advantage. Hardy fires back with a few attacks, and goes for the tag, but Punk is holding his eye, unwilling to tag. Hardy goes for the pin and it gets kicked out. Hardy makes a mad dash for the corner, but Punk is at the wrong corner holding his eye. Hardy lands a few hits before pulling a Whisper In The Wind out on Jericho. Jericho tags out before Hardy can get up. Edge stops Hardy’s tag, and receives a Twist Of Fate for his troubles. Hardy slaps Punk to tag him in. Punk goes for the GTS, but it’s countered by Edge. Jericho tags in and lays out some pain. Both men collided with dual clotheslines knocking each down. As Punk makes his way to get a tag, Hardy flaunts a new eye injury and flails to the ground in fake pain, leaving Punk in the ring alone. He tries a GTS, but Edge tags in Jericho. Edge lands a spear and gets the 1,2,3. Winner – Edge and Chris Jericho Match Rating – 2.8/5 Not a shabby fight, but the Jeff Hardy eye injury flailing was CLASSIC. I seriously laughed almost as hard as when Dolph said he wins with focus.
That’s it for this week. If you have any comments or praise, leave it below. I’ll see you all next week! I'm Madam Snapshot, and this has been... THE FIST LAYS THE SMACKDOWN Views: 1,218 
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Comment # 1
good article mad snap,I read the haters response and nearly piss myself laughing at those idiots.......kepp up the good work :=]
Posted by patsey crossin on Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Comment # 2
2nd week in row shitti article..obvious you dont apprciate wrestling matches.Bec. sd brings the best.I again sugjest you stop writing.Some dont agree probly but he aint the right man for the job.
Posted by quit weak snapshot on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 3
mmm decent review but your rather picky on the matches.
Posted by Mike Evans on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 4
Meh, don't quit. You're doing a fine enough job. Who cares what these people say? IF the publishers accept you, that means you're good enough, and that's the bottom line. It's not like your haters could do any better...
Anyway, since you rate most of the matches poorly, I wanna see what you rate the show in total, including rating the angles and also matches.
So I hope to see a total show rating sometime soon :D
Posted by Sommerlund on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 5
This for some reason didnt interest me at all.. I found the fact it was a total bashing of Smackdown basically kinda unappealing..
But as always its well written.. But you might wanna hold back the biased opinions a little
Posted by Johnny Blaze on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 6
To my first detractor - If you can't spell it, don't try. Further I am a WOMAN, so the wrong man for the job is a little condescending.
Johnny - Had today been less of a clip show/"oh look new talent" and more of an actual building to the next PPV, there would have been more substance. Also, I'm getting killed with a 2000 work limit. lol When I finish I seem to be at around 3200 and I have to prune a lot. -_-
Posted by Madam Snapshot on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 7
Spell check is your friend. Also your transitions need alot of work. You are the SMACKDOWN writer, if you do not like the show, don't write about it. Mainly the people that read this enjoy Smackdown and they don't want to hear you bashing Smackdown the whole article. And the word limit thing, every columnist has to work with it, so try to get used to it.
Posted by Me on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 8
Madam, get used to the haters, cause its never over :D
Maybe a little too much bashing, but otherwise nice.
Posted by Plague on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 9
Plague - Meh to the bashers really. It's when I start hearing complaints from the Pubs about my work I'll get nervous. If I left out the bashing, and just wrote a clinical article saying what happened, then where's the life an article has? Where's the charm? What brings people in to see it?
An article without passion is merely an essay.
Posted by Madam Snapshot on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 10
That is true, "An article without passion is merely an essay", but that doesn't mean you have to bash it, lots of us writers write our articles with passion and still manage to be positive
Posted by Astatine on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 11
the point of these show articles are to inform the reader about what happened on the show.. and if you can add some life to it during the informing then thats good, but first tell us what happened.
Posted by Me on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 12
I really think you should give most of the matches a good rating, I thought this was a really good SD. Other than that your doing an awesome job.
Posted by commanderJ1197 on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 13
Nice Artical (cough...not...cough)
1st of all. No one here cares about your lame ideas of people. Ricky Ortiz is the future of this business. 2nd don't diss CM Punk. In a about 4 months Jeff Hardy won't be on TV because of his drug problems. And 3rd. Stop typing. Your not good. Keep your opinions out of this. They started reading this to figure out what happend on friday. Not to hears you blab lamlessly. Real Nice Artical.
Get a different WOMAN on the job.
Posted by Jonathan Simpson on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 14
Reverse Russian Leg Sweep = O Soto Gari =D
Posted by Judoka on Sunday, July 05, 2009
Comment # 15
Ricky Ortiz is the future of the business? Then the business is in trouble if a man only worked as a jobber is the future..
I watched the show, and it was about as lame of a Smackdown as was written by you, Madam Snapshot.
A squash match to bring Finlay to Smackdown. A match to show Dolph /can/ win a match on his own, by playing dirty, but still on his own. A match to initiate the new Kane/Khali feud a bit more. A match to show the Hart Dynasty is on Smackdown and can't beat Crime Tyme so they are still "developing" and finally a joke tag match to fuel the Hardy/Punk feud.
About somes it up, doesn't it? And this is supposedly a 'really good' Smackdown? What was there to write positively about?
They are playing Punk as the next coming of Edge right now so as to pursue his feud with Hardy. Instead of just turning him heel, they want him to be an 'opportunist', McMahon's obvious word of the year for 'heel'. He can't just say 'Yeah, I took your title, Hardy, do something about it." No, they have to play him being a sneaky 'coward' so Hardy looks good in the 14 year old eyes of his fan base.
Dolph Ziggler, he /possibly/ may have a future in WWE as a heel. He plays the part well and has some skill in fighting wrestlers in his own size. Against Khali was to establish him obviously as a heel, but he was never going to score a legit pin and make it look convincing.
As for all the complaints of 'tell us what happened',you clearly do, Snapshot. Marked clearly in bold black print as WINNER. If that is all you are after in reading these, read that part, move on and stop commenting, especially with the poor spelling and grammar all of the complaintants seem to have.
Keep writing and do what you do, Madam, some of us like the fact you don't play nice.
Posted by MSW on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 16
Well written as usual, though I didn't enjoy this article as much as your last effort. Your previous one was fresh and amusing, this one seems lacking something.
Why is there only a 2000 word limit? That seems a bit tight for the people covering multiple hour shows and PPVs. Surely it couldn't hurt to stretch out the maximum count another 500-1000 words.
Posted by Jack West on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 17
MSW - Aww, I have another fan. =D
Jack - The reason the 2000 word limit is in place is to save on server space and to stop people who would write a 10,000 word piece (i.e. Me, probably Haha) from getting sidetracked and losing focus. Makes sense, really. There's a part of me that wants to be clinical next time just to see how many people complain it wasn't entertaining. lol
I won't though, because then it would be boring to write.
Posted by Madam Snapshot on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 18
Great article.....I haven't seen the last one, but this was just great! Don't listen to your detractors......YOU are the writer, and regardless of what anyone thinks, there is no standard on how an article has to be written. You have a different style.....thats good. Keep up what you do and the fans will keep coming!
Posted by Master of Puppets on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 19
Madam, the article was as good as ever. EVERY article i read has those stupid comments and poor spelling, ie. "2nd week in row shitti article..obvious you dont apprciate wrestling matches.Bec. sd brings the best.I again sugjest you stop writing.Some dont agree probly but he aint the right man for the job." (comment made by some uneducated doofus) I'm with you all the way MS. Nice job
Posted by Dangaz on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 20
Master Of Puppets and Dangaz - Yay two more fans! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID HATERS! =P
I think that puts me to 4 fans. I'm allowed to count myself as a fan right? >_>
Posted by Madam Snapshot on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 21
Im a fan I dont hate for I write also reports though :)
Posted by Far Cry on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 22
i'm a fan as well. lets take these haters out like trash. ;)
Posted by Rand al'Thor on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 23
Me like. : )
Posted by Hairy Potter. on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 24
Im a huge Madam Snapshot fan :)
Posted by Johnny Blaze on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 25
what happened was jeff hardy was happily waiting for a hottag when a flying duck came shooting past him and one of the ducks feathers went into jeff hardys eye. unwilling to wait to get taged in and get DQ'ed like punk did at the Bash. Jeff jumps off the side of the ring in a hell lot of pain and cant continue. Punk was merely telling jeff to go to sleep and it will stop hurting so he picked up jericho and tryed to show jeff how to sleep but edge didnt know about punks and jerichos little show and speared punk for picking up his new AWESOME boyfriend.
Posted by JordanJKO on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 26
Hey hey madam Im still a fan :(
Posted by Plague on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 27
LOL AT #24 FYI edge and jericho not dating but jeff and punk mayb =)
Posted by Chris Generico on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 28
i knew somebody would like it :)
Posted by JordanJKO on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 29
Loved it, made me laugh and told me who won..what more do you want..maybe I'm a bit of a suck up. Oh well our matches are more entertaining than WWE anyway..Wahh..I'm bored
Posted by Factor of Libertas on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 30
Oh My God... Read my *censored* mind!! Thank God someone actually has the guts to mock smackdown! I loved it.
keep it up Snappy. You have my Support!
SHAMELESS MADAM SNAPSHOT TRADEMARK SELF PROMOTION!! CHAOS THEORIES!! CHECK OUT THOSE ARTICLES!
Well done snappy :D i enjoy all
Posted by The Nemesis on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 31
Great article, I enjoied it.
Posted by AlleyCat on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 32
I guess everyone has their own opinion. I personally thought it was pretty good. Keep up the good work Madam.
Posted by Damage Inc. on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 33
i think this article wasnt all that good but this is mine-
ORTIZ V FINLAY: ALRIGHT MATCH
- 5/10
ZIGGLER V TRUTH: ABIT BETTER THAN ORTIZ V FINLAY
- 6/10
REY V KANE: VERY GOOD MATCH
- 8/10
HD V CT: STANDARD MATCH
- 6/10
MCCOOL/LAYLA V MELINA/MARIA: I DONT REALLY WATCH WOMENS WRESTLING CAUSE ITS SO BORING,BUT READING THIS, NOT REALLY UP TO STANDARDS
- 3/10
EDGE/JERICHO V HARDY/PUNK: SOLID AND VERY IMPRESSIVE MATCH
- 9/10
very good smackdown in my opinion. 2 matches of the night were rey v kane and edge/jericho v hardy/punk.....hard to choose out of them two so those were matches of the night.
OVERALL RATING: 8/10
thanks for reading
Rofl Kid
Posted by Rofl Kid on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 34
Can't believe Rofl Kid doesn't have a column on here yet.
Posted by Jack West on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 35
jack west is that a good or a bad thing lol i dont know how to post an article....if u know how to pls reply and tell me how to cause like im only 14 hehe and maybe ill post articles
Posted by Rofl Kid on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 36
jack west is that a good or a bad thing lol i dont know how to post an article....if u know how to pls reply and tell me how to cause like im only 14 hehe and maybe ill post articles
Posted by Rofl Kid on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 37
I msised Smackdown this week (caught the alst match) but judging by it normally you did bash it abit to much & Rofl Kid reading what he wrote about it, he is probably making it seem better than normal.
The tag match I saw between CM Punk & Jeff Hardy VS Chris Jericho & Edge was a rather good match about a 7 out of 10 :)
Posted by Huang Zhong on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 38
huang zhong i was gonna give it an 8 but for some unknown reason my mind gave it a 9
Posted by Rofl Kid on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 39
Jericho : “We’re awesome!â€
Edge : “I know, right! We’re so freaking awesome!â€
Jericho : “Seriously Awesome!â€
Edge & Jericho : “We’re totally gonna win! Yay us!â€
(Substitute Christian for Jericho and you have most of their conversations on TV in the 90's to a TEE)
Not too happy about this one, but then I fell asleep halfway through the show. So obviously it wasn't very entertaining. Thanks for trying to breathe some life into it, though I can't see "showing off new talent" as a bad thing. Always good to get people introduced to the show, and since there was a "major talent shakeup", it serves the purpose. Sorry Snaps, much as I like you, this article was a little off the mark overall.
Posted by Malice on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 40
I'm a fan of all the writers on here, it is surprisingly hard to get accepted, well I found it hard anyway, grr my cruddy computer. but yeah I was going to say something... but slipnknot distracted me, anyways, ignore haters!.
Posted by Astatine on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 41
meh, haters. it was funny but truthfull. *wipes away extra disses with a mop* hmm i thought i heard some thing* =D
Posted by Corrosion on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 42
Another good article Madam. Don't listen to the WWE fanboys that think everything that company does is golden.
Posted by Carter Wright on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 43
Well, this article sure is....controversial :P
Good job MS, count me as a fan! ;D
Posted by Tunga on Monday, July 06, 2009
Comment # 44
*claps* your so right, i mean if u people hate writers with passion then ur not looking to be intertained, MS has brought a good view to the table, take it or leave it, i say good job MS as always,
Collective Soul
Posted by CS on Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Comment # 45
This article did what it set out to do. Told me what happened so I didn't have to sit through an episode of Smackdown. My brain-cells thank you.
I'm still not sure why so many .... people, like that godforsaken show. Kids apparently don't know it's bad.
And wait a minute, I have to ask, does WWE even HAVE fanboys, anymore? That's news to me. I can't imagine why, they haven't done very much well in ages.
Before anyone assumes, no, I am not a TNA fan. They're as bad as Smackdown. [Some of the characters are actually WORSE than the storylines on Smackdown! They should get some kind of award for being that crapulent.]
I would like to take the time now to throw in my support for giving Rofl Kid a column of his own. It would be the read of the day trying to piece together his "thoughts" from bits of mispelled words that may be english, and random net-speak. It makes me smile thinking of someone who would give an 8/10 Show Rating to an episode where a Rey Mysterio Vs Kane match could ever be thought of as a "VERY GOOD MATCH". It makes me giggle.
Posted by "Mean" Mike Shaw on Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Comment # 46
I'm a fan of your articles MS.
Bashing is good, in moderation.
You used to be in the same fed as my former character.
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF MADAM SNAPSHOT!!!! HER IMPROVISING IS TRADEMARKED LOL!!!!!!!
Posted by Zephyr the Demon (Formerly Dragonfist in another life) on Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Comment # 47
Well Madam Chatsh*t congratulations not only do you type utter rubbish in twg chat,apparently you now do it in articles too.How you got a gig on here I'll never know,my only guess is that the men that choose the pubs have so few women In there lives that they would do anything for a bit of female attention.You spend so much time on twg that you have become so delusional with yourself you think your "amazing",perhaps you should spend more time in the real world or at least have a half hearted attempt at getting some sort of life that isn't just based around you thinking your something great on an Internet browser game .I know you wont act bothered and put on the "im the great madam snapshot" routine but let's face It you know I'm right.Yeah that's right I'm not here to make friends wrestling fans,so please form an orderly que to suck madam chatsh*t's bottom area and leave your replies they will be laughed at in turn.Thank you for your time :o) It's goodnight from me and It's goodnight from me.
Posted by Bill Murrays left eyebrow on Friday, July 10, 2009
Comment # 48
Fake Bill Murray - If you'd like to know how I got the position, it's simple really. I offered an example of my writing and my thoughts on wrestling to Mr. Indianapolis over on TWG. He liked what I had, and put me down for back-up Smackdown writer. Then, the main writer had a few problems, and I was moved to full time.
Disliking me, ok, that's fine. Trying to say that the only reason I got the job is due to one of the Publishers "gender bias", that's just completely false. I refuse to let you defame either of the publishers. You're a coward who hides behind aliases rather than stepping up and proving you're more than just a coward behind a fake name.
Everyone knows (mostly) who and what I am. How about you?
Posted by Madam Snapshot on Friday, July 10, 2009
Comment # 49
lol let them get on with it the nets full of ppl like that i bet he dont even know ya.
probs a noob u beat up easily and letting off steam either that or someone in pure love with smackdown or someone who got refused a publisher slot himself :p keep up the good work.
Posted by marcus on Friday, July 10, 2009
Comment # 50
not as strong as me,i want this.bring it on
Posted by rockie on Thursday, July 16, 2009
Comment # 51
How can they do a good Smackdown nowadays?Theres no Rock,Stone Cold,APA or Hart Foundation here anymore.No Minitry of darkness eighter.So no talent no show.WWE SUX BIG TIME.Godd Article Madam
Posted by Loose Kannon on Friday, July 17, 2009
