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The Play with Plague: TNA Report for 5/21/09 |
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We start off with a recap video of the Mick Foley/Jeff Jarrett situation, from a while ago to last week. Jeff Jarrett makes his way out, and his leg is still pretty messed up. Predictably, he announces that he’s the fourth man in the main event at Sacrifice. Mick’s caused more chaos that the Mafia the last few months, and its Jarrett’s fault, but he says that he’s going to end it. He says that Foley isn’t fit to be the champ anymore and he won’t walk out on Sunday with it. It’s interesting that he’s saying he’s gonna lose it, but not that Jeff will win it. Foley comes out, saying that he went to the Asylum to apologize, but something inside of him snapped, and he realized his hatred for Jeff. He then inquires what JJ’s sacrifice is going to be, and he eggs him on to put up his voting shares within TNA. Jeff tells him he’s all in, and goes to leave. Foley then begins a rant about match making, and decides that all 4 competitors will be in singles action tonight. Sting vs. Eric Young; Kurt Angle vs. Matt Morgan; Jeff Jarrett vs. Samoa Joe; and that he will face a former world heavyweight champion that has never competed in TNA. Screw you Mick. You tease that Taz is going to be here soon, but realistically, its going to be at a PPV. Damnit. Kurt is with Scott Steiner and JB looking for Sting, because he can’t get a hold of him. He says that Sting needs to know his role on Sunday. Ads. One of the commercials is for the new UFC game. Get it. Its amazing, and its pretty complex. it’s a lot harder to play than WWE games. But a lot of fun. A recap is shown of the entire fiasco last week. Lauren is with Daniels and Suicide. They’re partners tonight against MMG and Lethal Consequences, and competitors at Sunday, where Daniels has an X-Division title shot (The “one” that he told Suicide he owed him last week). Lauren addresses Suicide, and asks, now that we know its not Daniels, who is Suicide? “I am Suicide”. A well duh answer if there ever was one. Match 1: Suicide & Daniels vs. The Motor City Machineguns vs. Lethal Consequences Don still thinks Suicide is Daniels by the way. Daniels and Lethal start off. Lockups to the corner, and Daniels takes advantage with stomps and kicks. Lethal does a flipping arm drag and takes advantage, and tags Shelly in. Daniels kicks him in the face and resumes the attack, but a double gun kick changes it. Shelly does a snapmare takedown, then a springboard elbow drop, then Sabin does a flip onto Daniels. We see some more double teams from the Guns in the corner, then Daniels reverses the next double team, but then another double team takes him down. The Guns do so many awesome double teams it’s ridiculous. They’re an amazing tag team. Lethal Consequences comes in and breaks up MMG’s offense. Everybody is down, then Daniels tags Suicide, who starts cleaning house, but he misses his knees in the corner, leaving LC to pull out some double teams. Shelly hit’s a spinning springboard DDT onto Jay Lethal. The Guns pull out another double kick to Suicide. Sabin choke slams him, then Shelly hit’s a frog slam, but Daniels breaks up the pin attempt. Lethal then hit’s a Lethal Combination on Sabin, then tries to get Daniels, but he throws Jay out of the ring, then does a split-legged moonsault to take him out. Shelly misses a Sliced Bread on Suicide, who does his turnbuckle falling code breaker on Alex Shelly. Winner: Suicide & Daniels. That was an awesome tag match. Simply awesome. Match Rating: 10/10 Ads Kurt, Scott, and JB are going up to the rafters to look for Sting. JB asks what Kurt’s gonna do if he finds him. “You’ll see”. Quality writing right there. Sting promo. Interesting in it though, he says that it’s the voice of his soul that’s driving him. Booker and Nash promo. It’s showing them training for their respective matches at Sacrifice. Ads Team 3-D is out now. A recap of the assault is shown. Brother Ray says that they made the tournament to give back to the Tag Team Division. That one day, they’ll have to retire, but they want to leave, not just their own legacy, but a legacy of great tag team wrestling in TNA. He says that the British Invasion are trying to make a name for themselves against the wrong team. That the teams in TNA need to carry themselves with some class and dignity, something even Beer Money is doing. TBI comes out. Magnus says that they are the only royalty in TNA, but 3-D just attacks. Rob Terry lays them out with a case. Then he gets a table, but Beer Money comes out and makes the save. They shake hands with Team 3-D JJ is in the back in his “office” with EY and JB. He tells Eric that he needs to be a man and seize the opportunity that he was given. Young says that as a friend, Jeff is going to regret saying that. Ads Kurt found Sting, and JB is there. Man he can run fast can’t he? Sting says that he’s ready to explode from getting screwed out of his title. That the whole thing isn’t about Angle, its between him and Foley. And about getting the title back to the Mafia with respect. Kurt says that he gets it, and that they can team up to get it back, then they shake hands. That seems to be a theme tonight. Match 2: Eric Young vs. Sting They start out with a handshake. Count how many times people shake hands tonight. Lockups in the corner, then EY lands a punch, then Sting just starts pounding on him. He goes for the Stinger Splash, but misses. EY does his flip over the turnbuckle thing and goes to the other corner, where he gets superplexed off of. Sting clotheslines him out. He gets back in, then is whipped over another corner and falls to the outside. EY comes in and takes an advantage, with an atomic drop and elbows. He goes for a missile dropkick, which gets countered into a Scorpion Deathlock. Its been a while since we saw that. Winner: Sting Match Rating: 7/10 Love is making her way to the ring for a contract signing. Ads JB is plugging the TNA text. He is with Mick, and asks him if the mystery opponent is who he’s thinking. Then they do the whole thing where they say the word thinking a lot. Some people will know what I mean. JB ends up just asking who it is, and Mick tells him to go get a chair for him, because he’ll need the backup. DAMN YOU MICK FOLEY AND TNA FOR TEASING TAZ!!! Kong promo. Cornette is there to mediate. They both come out and sign the contract. Love asks for the mike though, and asks Kong if they can put their differences behind them. And after their match, she’s going to get Kong a makeover, clothes, and put her in a fat farm, insulting her all the way. Then Kong can join Mi Pie Sexy. She tries to shake Kong’s hand, who does, but doesn’t let go, and attacks. Rudy Charles steps in to gain control, who gets Awesome Bombed through a table. Well that’s what you get little man. Ads (During the week) Lauren and Abyss are at Dr. Stevie’s building. She’s furious over the Wilde thing and wants to see him. The receptionist says that he’s gone until Monday. Angle promo Lauren is with AJ, who basically gives the same interview as last week, except this time he says that there is nothing between him and Joe anymore. Lauren is with Matt Morgan, talking about him wanting in the Mafia, and he says that its all business. She’s quick too. He wants to play for the winners, and for Kurt not to take the loss personally. Match 3: Kurt Angle vs. Matt M-m-m-m-m-organ Matt takes the advantage with his power. Angle is hung up on the top rope, and Morgan leg drops his neck on it. Outside, he grabs Kurt’s legs and swings him into the guard rail. Ads Kurt has the advantage, but Morgan gets it back, and locks in some kind of submission. Kurt gets free and hit’s a triple german suplex. R.I.P. Chris Benoit. He misses an Angle Slam, and gets hit with a Carbon footprint, which goes to 2 ½. Morgan attempts a choke slam, but Kurt rolls through and clenches the Ankle Lock. Morgan Powers out, goes for the Hellevator, but Angle rolls him up. Winner: Kurt Angle Match Rating: 8/10 After, they shake hands. See what I mean? Jeff Jarrett promo. Lauren is with JJ, who asks if this match is a good idea. Go hang out with the Beautiful People you idiot. Jeff says he won’t let Mick first, and at Sacrifice, someone else is going to be the champ. Ads Lauren is with Jenna, who says that Sharmell has to apologize by Sunday or else. Foley promo Match 4: Jeff Jarrett vs. Samoa “Taz 3.0” Joe Starts on the ramp. They fight through the fans, trading the advantage. Joe throws Jeff over the rail close to the ring, and starts kicking the leg. He locks a submission in, and gets DQ’ed. He then takes a chair to the leg, and goes until AJ comes out and rumbles with him. Winner: Jeff Jarrett Match Rating: 5/10 Ads Recap of Foley’s speech and the matches. Match 5: Mick Foley vs. ??? Foley comes out, and says that its been a great show for anyone, and that he’s about to do battle with a great warrior. From Philadelphia…RRRRROOCCKKKYYY BALLLLLLBOOOOOAAAAA!!! Huh? Wow this is gonna suck, some Rocky imitator…no. It’s a Rocky Balboa cutout. And they have someone playing the part of Mickey. Don West starts on a history from the movies, mentioning Clubber Lang, until Tenay tells him to shut the hell up. Thank you Mikey. The crowd starts chanting “Rocky”, and the guy behind the cardboard…AHAHAHAHAHA…picks up the cardboard and starts making it throw jabs. I’m laughing my [ beep ] off at this point. Mick hit’s a clothesline, a suplex, and then a piledriver. Then he goes for a People’s Elbow, nearly trips over the cutout, then hits it. Winner: Mick Foley. Match Rating: Um…well I’m going to base this one on pure entertainment and comedic value, and say 9/10. After the match…AHAH I can’t even breath…He starts imitating Rocky’s speeches, addressing Mickey. You know what, I can’t even describe this. Words don’t do it justice. Youtube it. Jeff Jarrett comes out and attacks Foley. Kurt comes out and hits an Angle Slam and then an Ankle Lock. Sting comes out, and he breaks the hold. But Mick hits Sting with the chair, Jeff Stroke’s Kurt, then Mick hits Jeff with the chair. Show Rating: 8/10 Views: 670 
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Comment # 1
^^ Ya but it was too funny not to say.
Also, if anyone wants to post a name for suicide's new move, which ever i like best, Ill start using
Posted by Plague on Monday, May 25, 2009
Comment # 2
Nice ^^
Keep it up!
Posted by JK Styles on Saturday, May 23, 2009
Comment # 3
LOL Aston XD
Nice Article, that Rocky match was hilarious!!
Posted by St Chaos on Monday, May 25, 2009
Comment # 4
tna sucks! tna sucks! tna sucks! tna sucks!!!
Posted by tna sucks!!! on Sunday, May 24, 2009
Comment # 5
ofc. tna sucks..no suprise there:).
Posted by :O on Sunday, May 24, 2009
Comment # 6
Don't read the article if you dont like the company.
Great article i loved the rocky/foley match probably better than rocky vs apollo XD lol jk
Posted by Jason Callahan on Sunday, May 24, 2009
Comment # 7
Jeff Strokes Kurt.. sounds so wrong
Posted by Aston Adonis on Sunday, May 24, 2009
Comment # 8
suicides move could be the benoit
get it suicide benoit
please dont ban me for that
Posted by reese on Monday, May 25, 2009
Comment # 9
TNA is not a good show at all, too many backstage segments and too stupid.
Posted by Comment dude on Thursday, May 28, 2009
Comment # 10
xD Awesome article. "I am Suicide" actually made me lol, and these articles, great as they all are haven't done that in a long time.
Angle's counters and roll ups at the end of his Morgan match were simply beautiful. He doesn't get the chance for alot of those lately, but hot damn can he pull em off.
Posted by Paladin on Thursday, May 28, 2009
Comment # 11
Congrats. So why did you read the article if you don't like tna?
Posted by Plague on Friday, May 29, 2009
Comment # 12
wwe rulez but tna doesnt suck its just not as good as tna but the truth is that i heard that kurt angle dudley boyz and booker say that they dont really like tna go to google and type in kurt angle and other tna stars no interest in tna? and go to the 3rd link nah im only joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tna does really suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i so hope tna goes down the toilet very soon they just suck ok!!!! WWE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 TNA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i now rest my case.
Posted by tna sucks!!! on Friday, May 29, 2009
Comment # 13
With Linda McMahon apart of the Connecticut State Board of Education, she has started to make even more changes with PG Rating.
There is to strictly be NO blood
Very Little Sexuality (Except for some comedy Skits)
No threatening or serious Violence
To Deliver a More clean and Wholesome family product
The main reason for this is to not have it all backfire and thrown back at her by rival politicians
Really? WWE rules huh?
Posted by Plague on Friday, May 29, 2009
Comment # 14
samoa joe has damaged something in his brain
Posted by sure you did on Friday, May 29, 2009
Comment # 15
to tna sucks:
hmmmm... how about YOU suck!
anyways the only reason why you think that is because you're one of those Cena-loving kids, right?
Posted by F-X on Saturday, May 30, 2009
Comment # 16
OOOOOOH. Nice on. Unfortunately though, I have to take a week off from the article. Finals and crap for me, so i have no time this week. Thanks for the support of most of you against the hater
Posted by Plague on Sunday, May 31, 2009
Comment # 17
You know what, Im seriously sick of all this bullshit about cena. He's not one of my favorite wrestlers, not even top 10. But he a decent wrestler. He was able to wrestle better in the past, but this new "superman" cena is what he's marketed as now.
Its not his fault. He's got more than 5 moves. But im not even gonna really watch anymore because of some of the new above rules.
Posted by Plague on Sunday, May 31, 2009
Comment # 18
I am suicide segment 10/10 mick foley vs rocky 2/10 suicide match 100000000/10
S.JOE has broken fingers and an arm injury
Posted by tna does not suck so dont use it as your name XP on Sunday, June 07, 2009
