TK's Say: TNA Report for 6/03/10

Welcome back once again to the home of Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling! Sting continued his mysterious acts last week and former rivals Anderson and Hardy shook hands to guarantee questions un-answered. You can see where Impact picked up from last week, right here on the TNA Report!

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The introduction song plays, the fireworks go off, and its time to get the show started. Sting has been on a mysterious path of destruction and still nobody can figure out why.

Sting says things are going a little Hollywood and there is a lot of smoky mirrors around TNA. Black things are white and things that seem white are actually black. He still has no explanation for the fans but there is a meaning and he plans on making them heard at Slammiversary.

Sting guarantee's a change and the crowd starts to chant, "Why Sting why". Sting just picks up where he left off and admits that RVD was in the wrong place at the wrong time. That place is being in Sting's way.

Eric Bischoff comes out and puts the spotlight on Sting to show his real colors as the man he really is. Bischoff says that Sting is his own problem and that is what is wrong with him. He should put the fans first and instead he puts himself first.

Bischoff tells Sting that he has a match right now against the man standing behind him. That man is Samoa Joe and its time to start the first match.

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Sting vs Samoa Joe

Samoa Joe gets the first cheap shots in but Sting is able to regroup. Matt Morgan and RVD both show up and the match is ended in less than a minute.

Eric Bischoff comes out and isnt going to let the match end like that. Later tonight he makes a tag team match but RVD wants to make the match better. He proposes the idea of making the match a four way and Bischoff hands it over to Hulk Hogan.

Hulk Hogan says that RVD is the champion so he has some stroke in TNA. That stroke enables the match and the whole FN show gets his way with a four way later tonight!

Winner: N/A

Match Rating: N/A

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Commercial Break

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AJ Styles is sitting on the couch backstage and is furious. He just found out that he has a three way match with Kazarian and Jay Lethal tonight. Ric Flair pulls Kazarian to the side and it seems that Flair is on the side of Kazarian.

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Rosey vs Roxxi

Winner: Roxxi (via small package)

Match Rating: N/A

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Commercial Break

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AJ Styles vs Kazarian vs Jay Lethal

Ric Flair comes out alongside AJ Styles but things lately seem like Flair is more focused on Kazarian than the wrestler he is managing.

AJ Styles exits the ring as soon as the bell goes off and Jay Lethal almost gets the roll up. Jay Lethal takes advantage afterwards until Kazarian fights back in but Styles cuts him short.

AJ Styles and Kazarian then start taking turns trying to impress Ric Flair but end up looking weak against Jay Lethal. AJ Styles hits Lethal with a neckbreaker and then Kazarian matches it by trying to one up Styles. They continue to try and outdo each other and Lethal basically just sits back while the two argue.

Styles puts Lethal face first into the corner and goes for a springboard move but Kazarian blocks it. Jay Lethal capitalizes and sneaks a roll up on AJ Styles to pick up another win this week. Ric Flair's mission to take out Jay Lethal fails and Flair is furious. He blames it all on AJ Styles and tells him to re-group because he is no longer in his good graces. Ric Flair lays down the law and tells Styles that he is out of here.

Winner: Jay Lethal

Match Rating: 5/10

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AJ Styles starts to head up the ramp but is met halfway up by Kurt Angle. The two have a short periodic stare down but Styles is too frustrated to deal with it. The Olympic Gold Medalist starts making his way to the ring but we are taken to break.

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Commercial Break

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Kurt Angle is back on Impact and he wants to show Kaz respect before he takes him out. Kurt Angle tells Kazarian and Ric Flair the unfortunate news that Angle dropped out of the rankings to start from the bottom. Kazarian is ranked at #10 so that puts him first up. At Slammiversary Kurt Angle says that Kazarians (censored) is his. Ric Flair doesnt take that so well and proclaims himself as "god".

Ric Flair tells Angle to leave before he has to take his sports jacket off and then he starts to taunt Angle. Kurt Angle decides to just leave but that isnt good enough for Flair. He wants Angle to hold the rope for him to show his respect and Angle does it sure enough.

Ric Flair seemed satisfied but Kurt Angle follows up and tosses him off the ramp before clearing Kazarian from the ring.

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Commercial Break

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A Mr. Anderson promo runs and then he is introduced to the ring by Christy Hemme. Anderson is supposed to make a big announcement but he cant keep his eyes off of Hemme. A few seconds later and the crowd is chanting "We are (censored)holes!"

He finally cuts to the chase and announces that Beer Money needed a match at Slammiversary so Anderson wanted to step up to the plate. Only problem is that he cant do it alone so he is going to need a partner and that is where Jeff Hardy comes in. Hardy accepts the match and here comes Beer Money.

Beer Money comes out and doesnt look to excited but there quick to start making fun of the newly formed team. Beer Money claims that Hardy and Anderson know nothing about tag team wrestling and even goes low enough to say that the Hardy Boyz sucked.

Anderson finally gets the microphone and has only two questions for Beer Money. He asks Robert Roode why his hair is always wet and asks James Storm why he wears sun glasses inside. Beer Money doesnt have a sense of humor so they start a brawl but it is broken up by security shortly after.

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Commercial Break

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Jeff Hardy vs James Storm

The match hasnt officially started yet but the two rage war outside of the ring. Storm blocks a shot into the ring post but ends up taking a clothesline that is followed by a hip toss onto the exposed cement floor.

Jeff Hardy brings Storm into the ring which officially starts the match but Storm gets the first hit in by planting Hardy with a DDT. James Storm starts to get a little arrogant but Hardy isnt finished that easy.

James Storm loses patience and gets a steel chair from the crowd but the referee doesnt allow it to be used. By this time, Jeff Hardy has gained back stamina and is able to fight back in the match. Hardy places Storm in the corner and uses the chair as leverage to deliver a splash in the corner.

Jeff Hardy has total momentum at this point and goes up to set up a Swanton Bomb but Storm stops him dead in his tracks. Hardy re-gains composure and still turns it into a whisper in the wind but it still doesnt get the pin.

James Storm smashes a beer over the head of Hardy and hits him with the Eye of the Storm but Hardy kicks out. Storm then goes back to the steel chair but gets hit with a Twist of Fate followed by a Swanton Bomb that ends the match.

Winner: Jeff Hardy

Match Rating: 7/10

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Commercial Break

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Robert Roode vs Mr. Anderson

This is Roode's chance to even the score but Anderson is just as motivated. The match starts out with a lot of back and forth initiative but the ice is broken when Roode takes advantage of the referee not looking and delivers a low blow.

The match goes back and forth again as both men are able to counter each others finishing maneuvers. Robert Roode then uses the ropes as leverage out of nowhere and picks up the win with some shady tactics.

Winner: Robert Roode

Match Rating: 6/10

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Anderson calls for the microphone and seems perfectly fine after the loss. The only thing is that the only way people can defeat him is by cheating. The reason for that is because he is MISTAAA ANDERSON!

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Commercial Break

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Desmond Wolfe & Orlando Jordan vs Rob Terry & Abyss

Abyss comes down with Chelsea and Rob Terry seems to have a slight limp in his walk. The match starts and Desmond Wolfe immediately targets the injured arm of Abyss. Jordan is tagged in and tries to pick up where Wolfe left off but Abyss sends both opponents outside of the ring.

Orlando Jordan approaches Chelsea but ends up getting slapped and Wolfe is angry. He starts yelling but Abyss shuts him up fast and sends him into the guard rail.

Rob Terry has a knee injury but he is still able to slam Jordan down with the Freak Buster and pick up the win.

Winner(s): Rob Terry & Abyss

Match Rating: 5/10

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Commercial Break

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Last week Shannon Moore was shown knocked out backstage and this time its Jesse Neil shown for a few split seconds. He is knocked out backstage but still no answers.

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Matt Morgan vs Sting vs Samoa Joe vs RVD

The match rapidly starts and Samoa Joe and Matt Morgan battle inside the ring while the other two battle outside. RVD and Sting then make their way into the ring and the other two make their way outside.

RVD hits a super kick on Sting but is quickly joined in the ring by Samoa Joe. The two get ready to fight but Matt Morgan comes in and goes for Samoa Joe who cost him his tag team titles. Meanwhile, RVD takes momentum and hits Rolling Thunder on Sting but Morgan doesnt let it go any further.

Matt Morgan uses his skills to down RVD and become the only man standing in the ring. Morgan then gets distracted and looks into the crowd so Samoa Joe hits him with a Muscle Buster. RVD then pins Morgan to steal Samoa Joe's win and the show ends with a staredown between RVD and Samoa Joe.

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Match Rating: 5.5/10

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Show Rating: 6.5/10

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Weekly Awards

Best Performer: RVD

Best Statement: Kurt Angle

Best Moment: Jeff Hardy and Robert Roode match

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TNA Top Five

1) Rob Van Dam (up one spot)

2) Rob Terry (up three spots)

3) Sting (down two spots)

4) Jeff Hardy (new to list)

5) Kurt Angle (new to list)

Off The List: (Samoa Joe, AJ Styles)

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Thanks for reading and tune in next week to find out what happens next on TNA Impact!

Comments

1. Comment #1

   Dude, we want your THOUGHTS on TNA not just the results. Also it doesn't make sense that you give every women's match N/A. Come on!! I know it sucked this week but give us a rating anyways

   Posted by The Renegation on Saturday, June 05, 2010

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