TNA Report 28/10/10

So here it goes again, another editing of Impact. Let’s get it on shall we?

There’s a lot of screaming and hair pulling as the knockouts begin fighting backstage. The fight makes it’s way to the ring wherein Flair and two security guards try to break up the fighting, they fail! Flair announces that tonight we’ll see Mickie and TBP Vs. Tara, Rayne and Sarita.

Some guy who claims to be the head trainer approaches Bischoff and Flair and asks if they’re really planning on pitting Anderson against Jarrett in a chain match tonight. They say “of course, of course America” (Not in those exact words, in fact, I don’t think any of those words were used).

Pope walks his way down to the ring pushing a coffin. He says some stuff about the “congregation” then Abyss turns up and is like “I’m happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but I think I’m gonna destroy you”. He then proceeds to kidnap some innocent bystanders, presumably to cause some butt hurt. Pope sets out in pursuit.

Jarrett basically lays down the law on how he’s going to pwn Anderson in that chain match.

Matt Morgan approaches Flair and shows some concerns about Anderson fighting with a concussion. Flair tells him not to worry his pretty little head then leaves.

This match is a Jersey shore street fight *sighs*.

There’s a lot of weapon shots and even Cookie shouts “Finish him”, I wonder if it’s a reference to Mortal Kombat or maybe I’m just oversensitive to pop culture. Lethal gets sprayed in the eyes with hair spray and Robbie hit’s a Guido N-Breaker for the 3 count.

Angelina and Velvet are talking backstage. Velvet says “this is my house” which leads me to conclude she’s a squatter since “the house” has already been claimed by AJ several times in the past. Velvet leaves and cue the stalker, ninja, ghost woman who may also be attracted to Angelina. She lurks for a bit and mentions stuff about fate and galaxies then disappears when Velvet comes back. All in all that was pretty lulz worthy!

Ev2 are in the ring and Tommy Dreamer says that RVD is ignoring his emails, his texts, his tweets, basically anything that can be used to communicate (My mistake, he missed out “Carrier Pigeon” and “Morse Code”). Raven steps up and says some weird words that rhyme. RVD gets in Raven’s face then they all share a group hug ( They were trying to avoid a fight but there was a romantic touch to it). Immortal come out and Flair botches his words so bad that if Flair was in WWE and had a match against his words they would complain to management and get Flair fired ( Why does that analogy seem familiar?). I think the jist of his rambling was that it’s going to be RVD & Raven Vs. AJ & Kazarian tonight.

We go backstage and a squabble seems to have broken out amongst the ranks of fortune. Williams seems to have made a request to wrestle tonight. A lot of cultural stereotypes are thrown around but eventually Flair gives in and replaces Kazarian with
Williams.

TBP/James attack the three heels from behind before they reach the ring and this effectively starts the match. Madison eventually gets into the match and starts screaming which made me laugh. There’s one part in the match where there is finisher after finisher after finisher after double team. Sarita hit’s a double underhook power bomb for the pin on Velvet.

Captain “Pope” Ahab is on the search back stage for his white whale. He hears some screaming and gets blindsided by the metaphorical whale while going to the lady’s aid.

Pope fights back against Abyss but it’s all in vain as Abyss piles Pope into the coffin from earlier.

Tazz and Tenay say some stuff about “this generation” which I massively disagree with. I’m part of that generation. Back to the match and I have new found respect for Jesse Neil as he hit a savage looking spine buster on a flying Buck Brother (I think it was Max but I’m unsure). Just when it looks like Ink Inc. will win the titles GenMe interfere with the ref’s count which allows The Guns to take advantage and retain their titles.

Team 3D make their way out to the ring while The Guns are celebrating their good health/victory. Brother Ray issues his challenge to The Guns again and Shelley puts it to a vote. The vast majority of fans said they’d like to see that match so I guess democracy does, in fact, work.

There’s a video package that shows Jeff Hardy talking about how awesome he thinks he is.

Raven gets attacked by his two opponents while RVD takes his sweet time to get to the ring. The match goes on for a while and it’s pretty basic until Flair nails Raven with the TV belt while the ref isn’t looking. RVD goes to make a tag but Raven is “nowhere to be found” (If he’d stand up he’d be able to see that Raven is rolling around on the floor in pain), Feeling betrayed RVD continues the fight alone. He gets roflstomped and AJ gets the pin.

JJ makes his way to the ring but there is no Anderson. Matt Morgan comes out with a microphone. Morgan says he wants to try and talk some sense into JJ. Morgan makes a pretty compelling speech, JJ replies with “ U Mad?” (Again, he doesn’t say that but he should‘ve. It would make the internet fan boys very happy). Morgan says that he could sit back and let the match happen BUT he’d rather kick JJ’s ass.

JJ starts off with a cheap shot but Morgan soon takes control. Morgan gets cut open but hit’s a choke slam in retaliation. Imagine you’ve just got out of the shower, you decide to floss yourself with a towel, only JJ decided and it’s a chain instead of a towel, that’s what happened. JJ hit’s a stroke for the 3 count.

After Morgan is let free from the chain he goes on a rampage and begins to choke JJ but Fortune are out to save the day, they attack Morgan. JJ fashions a noose out of the chain and with the help of Fortune they literally begin to hang him. I guess Morgan and Fortune aren’t friends any more.

Well, this was a good show. I enjoyed it!

I’m Spriorite, and I’m out.

Comments

1. Comment #1

   about the tag match the only other thing you need is Beer Money
   
   

   Posted by AnthraX on Saturday, October 30, 2010

2. Comment #2

   just started to watch TNA again its the best wrestling show around i always watch it best fighters great matches great back stage fighting to great show me and my 11year old son watch it together keep up the great work it keeps getting better

   Posted by trev beech on Wednesday, November 03, 2010

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