GenMe are walking backstage to the impact zone where they’re interrupted by Tara who gives them a nice, stern, non flirtatious slap to the rears for good luck.

There’s far too much going on in this match but basically it’s very lulzy and Max Buck sprays Sabin in the eyes with some kind of aerosol to get the win.

Jeff Jarrett is shouting at Gunnar and Murphy and tells them to stay outside to watch for Kurt Angle. JJ then begins to have a little break down while talking to Jeremy Borash.

Jeff Jarrett comes out with all his little MMA cronies and begins to show off his “sweet MMA moves”. He performs an armbar, a knee lock, an ankle lock and then the rear naked choke which is the point when Samoa Joe decides to make an appearance. Joe says he wants a match and JJ says that if Joe can beat the other some guys then he’ll face him in a submission match. Joe makes his way to the ring and it begins.

Joe pwns him in one move.

Joe pwns him in a different move.

JJ throws the students at Joe then runs away and screams “not tonight”

Raven stays in control for a while but Hardy hit’s a twist of hate then a swanton for the win. I guess that’s goodbye to Raven L

The rest of EV2 make their way to the ring to console Raven on his loss. Hogan comes out too and has his little gloating moment.

Tommy Dreamer’s in the ring and he calls out Rhino for answers about why he attacked RVD last week. Rhino whines about RVD and Tommy taking the spotlight from him. (When did he ever have any glory? Has he ever been a champion in TNA?) Dreamer calls him a quitter and a sell out so Rhino attacks him. RVD comes out to make the save but gets hit with one of the best gores I’ve ever seen.

There’s a lot of awesomeness oozing out of Moore in this match. He almost gets Abyss into the casket on several occasions but each time Abyss manages to power out. Abyss gets control and hit’s a black hole slam then proceeds to drag Moore over to the closed casket. As he opens it it’s revealed that Pope is in there and he begins to open up a world of pain on Abyss which causes Abyss to win via DQ.

The match is very back and forth with no one girl ever being fully in control. All I can think of while watching is trying to figure out which girl I think is prettier and I’m leaning more towards Mickie James if I’m honest. Angelina fails to get a cover with a botox injection which gives Mickie the chance to hit a DDT for the win.

Angelina is backstage being all angry about losing. That crazy vampire/ghost/stalker woman turns up again and talks some more about destiny and kind of hints towards being attracted to Angelina again. Could the beautiful people be breaking up?

Brother Ray says that he was the star of team 3D and Devon was always the weaker “brother”. Ray compares himself to Shawn Micheals and Devon to Martie Genetti. I have no idea who Genetti is but I think TNA should hire him! Ray says that all Devon was good for was getting the tables and that’s it.

Bischoff basically bigs up the new immortal championship belt. I must admit it’s pretty badass!

So here’s how it’s going down. If Morgan wins then he gets to choose his special guest referee for his title match but if Flair wins then Morgan loses the chance for a title match. Ric flair reverses Morgan’s attempt at the turnbuckle elbows thing that Matt does which knocks out the ref. I can feel some cheating coming on and Ric flair doesn’t disappoint by hitting a low blow. Morgan gains control and hit’s a choke slam on Flair, Fortune come and interfere but Doug Williams seems reluctant to join in the attack and instead begins his own attack on the members of Fortune. Ric Flair gets up and gets hit with a carbon footprint just as the ref reawakens. 3 seconds later and Morgan Is the winner.

I’ve been Spriorite and I’m out.