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The Bouncing articles volume 1: The Bouncers top 10 former WWE/ECW wrestlers By The Bouncer Now that I have title pictures over and done with, now I could get on writing a series of stories named “The Bouncing articles.” In this article I will cover my top ten former WWE/ECW wrestlers. I will start from number ten and go down to my favorite. Well let’s get started. Who is number ten? Well to stop you from guessing it is I will give you a hint. He is an ass man (dun dun) yea he is an as man, YEA, he loves to grab, kick and shove them. Number ten goes to Billy Gunn. Billy Gunn has held The Hardcore Championship two times, The Intercontinental Championship one time, The WWE/WWF World Tag Team Championship ten times, and he won King Of The Ring in 1999. This man is a former DX member. I liked the ORIGINAL DX better than just the Triple H and Shawn Michaels one. I liked it better when it had X-Pac, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, and Chyna. I personally like Billy Gunn’s abilities, which is why he makes it on this list. Sadly, Billy Gunn is in TNA, where he is being wasted, he did better in WWE/WWF. He is Super, he is Crazy, he is SUPER CRAZY. I know I just had him on The United States Championship title picture, but in case you all have not heard, Super Crazy was released November the 1st, but it was announced on the 5th. It is sad , isn’t it. Super Crazy was unhappy so he quit WWE for IWC, but Super Crazy makes this list for being one of my favorite high flyers. ‘O’ you did not know, your ass better call somebody, ROAD DOGG. Road Dogg has held the Hardcore Championship one time, the Intercontinental Championship one time, and the WWF Tag Team Championship five times (all of which were with Billy Gunn). This man is currently in TNA, sadly, I do not want his talent wasted, like I said about Billy Gunn. Road Dogg should make a return to WWE, or should he. I do not think he should due to the fact that he was unhappy there, but he certainly should NOT stay in TNA; I just do not like TNA, it is the segments and storylines I dislike, you could tell the writers are desperate. Road Dogg makes it on this list at number eight due to the fact that he has had tremendous microphone skills, nice segments, terrific storylines, and that is just about it. This next man is the third most EXTREEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEE on this list. He is the SUICIDAL, HOMICIDAL, GENOCIDAL, DEATH-DEFYING, MANIAC: SABU. Sabu is on this list due to the fact that he is EXTREEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEE, but I will spoil a little, there are only threeextreme people on this list, and Sabu is one of them. Sabu has held The ECW FTW (there is a bad word in FTW, so do not get wrong) Championship one time, The ECW World Television Championship one time, The ECW World Heavyweight Championship two times, and the ECW Tag Team Championship three times (with Tazz, 1 time and RVD, 2 times). Sabu had a good job, before we found out ECW+WWE=Disaster or WWE+ECW=People forgetting the meaning of EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEE. I agree that ECW lost its touch when they merged with WWE, and even more when Vince McMahon won the ECW Championship, that is when I knew that ECW lost its touch. Sabu makes this list for being an extreme legend, good job at making number seven on this list I miss number six on this list. It is dad that he had to die in February 10, that date means a lot to me, but that is a different story. Number six on this list is absolutely positively perfect. I have to have him on this list due to the fact that I just respect him so much, and the is the best I could do to repay him for all of the entertainment he gave me. Mr. Perfect (or Curt Hennig) is a two time Intercontinental Championship holder, and he was inducted into the Hall of Fame last year, of course. I highly respect this man, but this concludes The Absolutely, Positively, Perfect Man: Mr. Perfect. God bless him. What does everybody want, A HEAD; what does everybody need, A HEAD. Are you guys surprised Al Snow makes number five? I did not think you were, why? Because Al Snow=fan favorite. Al Snow is a one time European Championship holder, a one time WWF Tag Team Championship holder (with Mankind), and a six time Hardcore Championship holder. Al Snow has had a bunch of EPIC, and I mean EPIC matches in the past years, and again, EPIC. WWE just HAD to release him to the wild. Why don’t I name some of his epic matches? Maybe I should. Let’s first start with his most recent WWE match, which he lost, the RAW 15 Anniversary, legends Battle Royal. Al Snow was eliminated quick, but he had a good appearance and showing. Al Snow versus William Regal for the European Championship, which Al Snow lost=EPIC. Want me to name an epic match that Al Snow won? Sure can do. Al Snow versus Perry Saturn for The European Championship, HERES YOUR WINNER AND NEEEEEEEEEEEW CHAMPION, AL SNOW. Al Snow deserves the spot on this list, and if you do not agree with me, thousands of other people may agree with me. The SANDMAN deserves number four on this list. He is the second most ETREEEEEEEMEEEEEEE person on this list. The Sandman has held The ECW World Tag Team Championship one time (with 2-Cold Scorpio), and has held the ECW Championship the most times, five times. The Sandman could get very extreme, especially with his Singapore cane of his. I like his original ECW days, not his ECW original days. I do not know why WWE has to scare away REAL talent, like everyone on this list for example. The Sandman actually asked for his release. The Sandman could have done a lot better. At least his legacy will always live on. The Sandman never dies. Worship The Sandman. The Other Side Of The Tracks seems like a far way for number three on this list. Domino got released the same time as Nunzio (who is sadly not on this list, but is an ECW legend). I find it sad that Domino got released, at least we have his legacy. Domino has held The WWE Tag Team Championship one time with Deuce, and that is it. WWE should have at least given him a United States title run, THEN released him, but they just randomly released him. Although his first tag team matches were squash matches against jobbers, I still enjoyed watching it. If WWE would want more fans, they should not have releases Domino and drafted Deuce. I enjoyed watching Deuce and Domino argue after their losses, and the thing that was awesome about Deuce and Domino is Cherry. Every team needs a manager, MNM had Melina, and Deuce and Domino had Cherry. MNM versus Deuce and Domino, I would give that match to MNM simply because of Johnny Nitro (I refuse to call him John Morrison in an article about past wrestlers with a legacy). That match was a little off topic, so I will stop writing about Domino. I would not really call number two on this list a wrestler, but a bunch of wrestlers is what he, or they are. Doink=number two on this list. Doink has been played by a bunch of people. Doink has had funny and/or hysterical storylines. He makes it to number two on this list because of this: Doink, Dink, Wink, & Pink versus Jerry Lawler, Sleazy, Cheezy, & Queazy. The ending of that match was when Jerry Lawler attacked all the midgets and his team won; after the match Jerry Lawler was telling his little kings that it was thanks to him that they won. The midgets chased him around the ring, and Lawler got pie in his face, courtesy of Doink. I do not know why, but whenever I see a midget run, I laugh hard, NOT THAT HARD, and there were SIX midgets, one midget is too much for me, SIX MIDGETS WERE RUNNING, and that was hysterical. Doink makes it here at number two for his clown storylines. One of a kind, this man is truly one of a kind. You all thought I forgot about the three extreme people on this list, right? Of course the most EXTREEEEEEEMEEEEEE person to ever step foot in that ring would make it number one on this list. In case some of you do not know who I am talking about, it is Rob Van Dam (RVD). RVD is my favorite wrestler to ever step foot in that ring, because he has 10/10 storylines, 10/10 fan support, 10/10 microphone skills, 10/10 abilities, 10/10 extremeness, and 10/10 segments. RVD is a one time ECW Television champion, the sixth Grand Slam champion, the fifteenth Triple Crown champion, a two time ECW Tag Team Champion (with Sabu), a 1 time ECW champion, a one time WWE champion, a 6 time Intercontinental champion, a 1 time WWE Tag Team Champion (with Rey Mysterio), the last European champion (he held it one time), the Money In The Bank 2006 winner, a 2 time World Tag Team champion (with Kane and Booker T), and a 4 time and the last Hardcore champion. RVD pretty much has 10/10 in all the good wrestling skills. RVD is my favorite high-flyer, and my favorite ECW legend. By the looks of things, no ECW wrestler could top RVD. RVD holds a legacy. That concludes this article, so until next time, goodbye, and if you thought Colin Delaney would be on this list, you must have no idea about me, well goodbye.
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