Last week’s show was a real let-down so hopefully Teddy Long will make up for that by giving us one awesome show. That being said I think it’s time we get this blood fest started!

Tonight’s show is broadcasted from the O₂ Arena from London, United Kingdom.

Surprise from the playa’!

Jericho’s out first and apparently the queen’s loyal servants don’t like him too much. Poor Chris is upset cause Swagger will defend his title against Orton who is from Raw. He should fight Jack because he is entitled to a rematch, but Teddy Long won’t give it to him. But have no fear; Y2J has a 2 steps solution:

1.Teddy resigns from his position as the Smackdown general manager

2.Then Teddy makes sure that as soon as the match between Orton and Swagger is over, he will face the winner for the World Heavyweight Championship.

NEWS FLASH: if Teddy resigns, he can’t make sure that you get your match at Extreme Rules! Epic superior DNA fail!

Well have no fear; Edge is out to enlighten us. The Rated R Superstar agrees with the fact that the WH Title should stay in Smackdown and that’s why he should give up on his rematch clause…  Chris is injured so he should let Edge take on the winner of the Extreme Rules match.

Stare down until the playa’ comes out … and after mocking Chris a little bit, he decides that tonight, in our main event, Jack Swagger will defend his title against Chris Jericho…and Edge in a Triple Threat!

Matt Striker pulls out the “a triple threat is dangerous for the champion” speech which we all know and hate!

Drew’s out next and he’s getting booed.Bigtime! He uses his 10 seconds promo time to the max by letting the fans know that he doesn’t like them!

Drew McIntyre vs. Kane (non-title match)

Trading blows before The Big Red Monster takes control of the match with some nasty-looking moves. A side slam gets him a 2. Off the top ropes with a flying clothesline, nd but Drew gets out of the ring to dodge the Chokelsam. Hardy comes from behind and throws Drew in ring and into a Chokeslam, but Kane gets disqualified. Matt shows us how much of an idiot he is and gets in the ring with Kane to check on Drew. Chokeslam to Hardy and we’re all happy!

Winner:Drew McIntyre (via DQ after Hardy’s interference)

My rules playa’

Jack isn’t too happy about Teddy’s decision and he runs in to the General Manager and starts voicing his concerns about it. But unfortunately for him, Teddy’s not in the mood for small talk. He makes sure that Jack understands who the boss around here is.

Bla bla bla is the new code for AWESOME!

The blonde wonder is out with a microphone in hand and while he makes his way down the ramp we are shown a clip from last week when Josh Matthews felt the sleeper hold.

So Dolph is out to please his General Manager and from the bottom of his heart , from the depths of his soul, bla bla bla  he wants to appologise to Josh.

I have a feeling that he’s been listening to Ke$ha too much. Speaking of Ke$ha, here comes R-Truth. He tries to do a nice face promo but the crowd really isn’t behind him, so it’s not worth mentioning it.

Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth

Mr. Perfection is in control with a really nice inverted body slam followed by a side headlock. Truth obviously gets out of that and hits a leg lariat and a really elevated hiptoss. The Lie Detector test is passed by Dolph who locks in the sleeper hold.

Winner:Dolph Ziggler

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Mickie James vs. Michelle McCool (/w Layla and Piggie Guerrero) – non title

This match was so impressive, especially watched at 10x the normal speed!

Winner:Michelle McCool

After the match Mickie is attacked but Beth Phoenix makes the save. I’m pretty sure Striker was happy when McCool left the ring and somehow managed to get in his arms. Careful there Matt, don’t want Taker to start haunting you!

For some strange reason, Darren Young and Luke Gallows are backstage talking, and they sound like a Justin Bieber-Jillian Hall crossover. Thank you, Punk for coming in and stopping those 2.

I never understood how WWE allowed Punk to use such a “violent” song as his theme.Hopefully Vince is a fan of Killswitch Engage.

Joining Striker and Grisham at the commentary table is The Miz.

Hart Dynasty & Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk, Luke Gallows & Darren Young

The match starts off with the big boys, and Gallows gets beat up by DH Smith. Punk gets the tag only to get hit with a double suplex-springboard seated senton. Striker asks Miz to join him at the commentary table permanently. Back in ring, Punk manages to dodge a  619. COMMERCIALS!

We’re back to see Young stomped by the Hart Dynasty. I’m really having problems concentrating cause Miz is so damn awesome with Striker.

Out of the ring, Luke Gallows picks Tyson Kidd up and throws him back in the ring.Time for some boring submission holds while The Miz is mocking “the Excellence of Execution”. Young dives like a 2 year old on sugar off the second rope, thus missing Kidd. The baby bull is beating up everyone! 619 and a powerslam connect to give us the ending of this match.

Winners:Hart Dynasty & Rey Mysterio

Wade Barrett and Jericho are backstage and they are using some weird words…But the bottom line is that Jericho’s the best in the world as what he does, and soon, Wade will follow!

Caylen Croft vs. JTG

That tag team’s theme song is out of a Sega game or something.

Croft manages to beat up JTG for a while but he looks kinda sloppy. I really don’t like this guy. JTG hits like 3 moves and gets the 1,2…3!

Winner:JTG

Post match Shad attacks JTG but this time, the little guy actually fights back.

Backstage, Matthews is having a chat with Edge, no stupid microphone in sight, none of those annoying questions that accentuate Josh’s stupidity!

Edge is feeling confident and tonight he will become the World Heavyweight Champion!

RAW recall!

Everyone knows that I do not care about Raw, and I actually hate it so, if you want to know what happened, read the Weekly Review.

The Main Event!Triple Threat for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Edge vs. Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger ©

Gang attack on Edge until Jericho becomes greedy and tries a sneak pin on the champ. A Kick to the knee renders Chris useless and Edge is fighting the champion. Jack flies over the ropes but Chris comes back from behind.Double teaming on Edge who sends both men flying over the top ropes.

COMMERCIALS!

Back in ring Edge misses a spear and hits the ring post. Jericho’s resting outside while Jack’s using a standing armbar on the Rated R Superstar. Botched Backbreaker by Jack who then focuses his attention on Jericho. Vader Bomb on Edge gets the champion a 2. Chris appears out of nowhere and knocks both men down. The Champion comes in from behind but is sent by Edge into Jericho’s ribs. Second rope diving double clothesline by Edge who focuses on Swagger but Jericho comes in from behind with a roll-up.Missed Lionsault and the Spear is reversed into the Walls of Jericho. Jack comes in only to get into the Walls. Edge hits 2 signature Implant DDTs on  his opponents. Edge runs toward Jack to nail him with the spear but a forearm to the jaw stops him. Codebreaker for the champion who rolls out of the ring. Edge jumps over Chris’ spear and hits him with a spear of his own. The legs are hooked but the champion makes the save. He knocks Edge out of the ring and pins Jericho for the win.

Winner and Still champion: Jack Swagger

After the match, Jack hits Edge with the Gutwrench Powerbomb. The Champion leaves letting Jericho assault Edge, focusing on his ankle.

THE END

The Main Event was nice to watch, Kane hit 2 chokeslams and Teddy Long showed everybody who’s the boss in Smackdown. The 6 man tag team match was cool only because Miz’s commentary was epic, while the rest of the matches were just lame attempts at building feuds.

But things are looking good for Smackdown! And I will be right here to tell you, my mortal followers, everything about it.

All right Ladies and Gentlemen, this is it for this edition, make sure to read my next article, I am Phenom The Vampire Lord, until next time find yourself a garlic necklace… you might need it!