Write from t'internet: Vol. 1

Welcome, viewers. To my first ever show. "Write from tinternet". Of course, i want to give you some good info on me and my personality. Because no one reads something written by a socially awkward person. Or SAP, for short.

Well. I joined TWG early last year. My interests include Wrestling, MMA and Chuck Norris. The wrestling shows i like to watch are iMPACT! (Woah, it looks cool when i write it) Sorry guys. Did i mention i have a short attention span. I guess not. Let's continue. I also watch RAW and Smackdown quite regularly and ECW, rarely.(10) And i never watch superstars as...

Mason's quiz time! *ding* *ding *ding*

1) Why does Mason not watch Superstars?

a) Because it sucks.

b) Because it is unavilable in the UK.

c) Who cares what Mason thinks. I just want to go down the page so i can complain.

Answer- Secret option D- All of the above. Apart from the answer slagging me off. Be free to put your answer down below.

So in my first show. I want to show why i deserve to be here. (I know someone reading this is now thinking "he doesn't deserve to be here" it's just human nature. You can't help it) So i've decided to write about the rise of TNA and it's wrestler's over the last decade. (Don't be sad WWE fans. Remember, this page is full of love for you all. Apart Abraham Washigtom. He's just UGLA!) So TNA fans. Lets go into the first episode of "Write from tinternet".

So Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling was founded after the demise of the original and best ECW. By Jeff and Jerry Jarret on May 10th 2002. With the first shows being weekly PPVs unavailable on TV. The first of which being on June 19th 2002. With the first match being a six man tag match featuring the Flying Evilses v AJ Styles, Low Ki and Jerry Lynn with the former winning the match. That's right folks. AJ Styles, our world champion, lost his debut. But i'll go into more detail on Styles later on. In late 2002. TNA Xplosion aired. Giving us interviews, matches from TNA asylum and juicy gossip. It's kind of like iMPACT!'s (still looks cool) Small, feeble daddy. Speaking of iMPACT!. It finally aired on June 4th 2004. On Fox Sports Net (FSN) in the US, Bravo in the UK, and RSN in Canada. Unfortunatly, it got low ratings of around 0.2 and soon TNA had no televison deal. TNA put their shows onto there website for the next few months. Then Spike came onto the scene...

Mason quiz time! *ding* *ding* *ding*

TNA had a problem with their first show before it even started. What was it?

a) Sheamus, an unknown jobber at the time, quit minutes before the first match.

b) A huge 450lb wrestler broke a ring rope in a dark match.

c) WWE bought TNA out.

d) Jimmy Wang Yang of the flying elvises was abducted.

Answer- B- A 450lb wrestler named Cheex broke one of the ring ropes in a dark match. This calls for..

MASON'S LOL ALERT OF THE WEEK!

Back to the show. TNA iMPACT first aired on Spike tv on October 1st 2005 with a one hour show. Recorded on Thursdays and aired on Saturdays. This, in my opinion, was the birth of modern TNA. As now, in the US. You can STILL watch it. On Spike! Also by now several TNA superstars had now made their mark and legacy known. The first of these being...

1) AJ Styles-

As i said before, AJ lost his TNA debut. But don't be sad readers. Because he became the first ever X division champion in his second match. And after that? He and Jerry Lynn won the tag titles. Making the young AJ Styles 2/3 of his way to becoming TNAs first triple crown winner. Which he acheived several months later when he won a triple threat to become World heavyweight champion. So after this, i kind of think of AJ as the Lesner or Sheamus of TNA, along with Kurt Angle. AJ has been face, a weird type of heel when he was with Tomko (Anyone remember him?) And a four time, four time, four time! World heavyweight champion. With three NWA titles and one TNA one.

 

2) Chris Sabin-

Chris Sabin made his TNA debut by quickly becoming the X division champion. *cough* Sheamus, AJ, Kurt, Lesnar *cough* .He had no Alex Shelley at the time newcomers to TNA, so he was doing it solo. He then lost the title in the first ever Ultimate X match. In late 2003 he won the Super X cup. And regained his X division title due to it, in the second ever Ultimate X match. Sabin then gained another 3 X division titles before even teaming with Shelley. Making him a 5 time X division champion and one of TNAs best.

Mason quiz time *ding* *ding* *ding*

How many tag titles have the Mootor City Machine Guns won?

a) None. *sad face*

b) None. *happy face*

c) Stop doing this little crappy quiz. Just get on with the show.

Answer- A. If have have a happy face you're going to live a miserable life. Remember it's half full, not half empty.

3) Petey (Baby Pump) Williams-

Petey Williams made his TNA debut by becoming the captain of team Canada in the TNA 2004 World X Tournament. But lost to team Mexico and team US. Fast forward a few months, and Williams is the X divison champion. After winning it in a huge 22 man gautlet in which he pinned the Amazing Red. (That's right TNA newcomers. Amazing Red has been in TNA before. If you knew that. Well done. Take a cookie) Williams defended the title for 5 months. Making him the longest reigning X division champ in TNA history at the time. Only beaten by Chris Daniels in 2005.

4) Christopher Daniels-

Daniels joined to TNA quickly after it started in 2002. Forming a stable with Low Ki and Elix Skipper called Triple X. (thats a terrible film BTW) When it disbanded. Daniels started a feud with AJ Styles that lasted forever. Stupid TNA writers..... He eventually won the X division championship in a Ultimate X match. Where AJ had pulled down the belt, but, the referee was uncounsious. So Daniels did a Edge and took advantage by finishing AJ and winning the title.

This was the start of the longest reigning X division title reign in history.

So what about Jeff Jarret? I hear you ask. I did'nt realy think he deserved to be on it to be honest. Plus, he was already well known before he founded the company. So let's now talk about TNA today.

 

TNA is broadcasted in 21 different countries around the world from Canada to India. They have had control of wrestlers such as Kevin Nash, King Booker and of course, Hulk Hogan. TNA is the second most influencial wrestling company of the planet. All of this is because of one little idea after the death of ECW. In my opinion, TNA has carried ECWs legacy far better than WWE has. It has bad language, controversial story lines and hardcore matches. WWE has none of that any more. So when you're mates say "WWE is'nt hardcore anymore". Introduce them to Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling. Courtesy of your friend, "The British Hero" Mason. Remember, i love you all. Apart from Abraham Washington. If you see him on the street. Give him a DDT, for me, and for the rest of the guys at their computers reading this.


Now this is the part of the show where i give good info on my next show, and any info on stuff you do not understand about my show. Plus, theres more Quizing and more of insulting Abraham Washington.

So let's start at the top. The name of my show is "Write from tinternet". Why? Because i'm from Yorkshire, England and when they say "the internet" it sounds like "t'internet". So, in other words, tinternet is slang. And the Write part? Well. I'm writing, right? So i'm now fully aware that the ten year olds reading this will now be saying tinternet whenever they can. Well you know what? You can't. It's our word! Say it and will we kill you. Just like if Abraham Washington says "can i borrow ten bucks". But if you are from Yorkshire, welcome my sibling. You are my chosen and most loved people.

Well, in my next show i want to write about a few things.

The Monday Night wars.

The best wrestlers of the noughties (past decade)

My predictions of best superstars of this decade.(This is going to be tricky)

Which Wrestling company will be number 1 by the end of the decade.

You! People looking into your computer screens! Get to decide! Just put your answer, along with the quiz answers if you wish. And i promise the one with the most/ best reason will get that article made. And all voters will be mentioned in my "special thanks section". Just leave your name. Or else i'll put "on" there. And everyone will look like idiots.

And speaking of the devil....

Special Thanks Section- This is where i like to share the credit i am receiving this.

1) Mr India..., Mr Indiapo... Mr Indy-Dude- If you are reading this. Then it means he made me a writer. Thanks. Take a complimentary cookie. I also promise to be the best writer we has ever seen.

2) Brandon Riley- After that great comment you wrote on another article. It gave me the confidence to ask to be a TWG writer. Take a cookie BR. After i heard you too wanted to be a writer. Perhaps we can have a little rivalry to see who is the best.

3) TNA iMPACT! The video game- This is where i saw the first ever TNA match between AJ, Low Ki and Jerry Lynn v The flying elvises. Take a cookie, if you... eat. You may be a terrible game, but, i coud'nt make this article without you.

4) Wikipedia- I'm not going to lie and say i knew everything about TNA from memory. This definetly helped jog my memory and gave me some new stuff to write about. Like how many countries iMPACT! (It STILL looks cool) airs in. (1500)

5) The voters, readers and quiz answerers- This article woud be nothing without you. Take a cookie.

Abraham Washington- We may make fun of you. And your lousy show. But if you're reading this. Take a cookie. You've earned it. Wait. No. You have'nt. *takes back cookie*

Now, that's it. The shows over. Well i don't just give you a boring good bye or a so long. I give you the best in writing technology. A God Bai! Here it goes...

I love you all, readers. God Bai!

Comments

1. Comment #1

   so will you be writting about tna shows? if so what did you think of their first iMPACT! of the year.

   Posted by lala on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

2. Comment #2

   so you critisize on Abraham Washington? and the first reaction after reading this was, omg this is even more worse dan abraham(congratz for that :p)besides that, good article, never seen TNA so i dont know anything you talk about, dont care either, but good luck and keep writing!

   Posted by Fighter Gimli on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

3. Comment #3

   I'm on a diet! Your cookies are killing me!

   Posted by Sebastian Redding on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

4. Comment #4

   I have to say im quiet impressed. Although there is too much distractions in the middle of the arti*ahem*... show it is written differently than other articles(which seem to copy eachothers format) which you get plus points or a cookie whichever you prefer.

   Posted by The Rabid Wolverine on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

5. Comment #5

   The British Hero had a good first article.. how nice.. any ways good job Mason I thought it was actualy good.

   Posted by "The Legend" Drew Korth on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

6. Comment #6

   TNA rules :) what a revolution i started with my WWE's Future articles :) I made TWG watch TNA :P anyway well done

   Posted by Mortal Van Dam on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

7. Comment #7

   You can watch Superstars in UK now on SKY ONE also
   What about Raven?*walks off all darkish*

   Posted by Raven on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

8. Comment #8

   god this is even worse than Abe Washington.... Even the vanilla coke joke on the other article was better
   
   i dont see the main idea in this article.

   Posted by 1221 on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

9. Comment #9

   You have some serious trouble typing without errors eh?
   
   I read only the first 5 sentences and scrolled across and was thinking to myself: What if this would have been an official report with a paycheck?:P

   Posted by mr spellcheck on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

10. Comment #10

    TNA rules. Finally someone who talks about something other than "Monday Night Raw" or "TNA is gonna be another WCW" or even "I don't want to see another nWo". You know what, I've been a fan of TNA for more than a year and a half, I thought it was awesome then, and it's even better now. Good job with the article.

    Posted by Nick Mann on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

11. Comment #11

    i think it was GREAT!?!?!?!?!

    Posted by CKL on Tuesday, January 12, 2010

12. Comment #12

    I thought it was a wonderful article. I think TNA will come out on top in like 20 years. WWE has almost all the money one can possibly have, so TNA won't knock the WWE off the map by bankrupting them. TNA is hardcore, has nice storylines, and VERY watchable knockout matches. Yeah I said it!! Those divas are barbies TNA's women know how to wrestle. No wonder Victoria left for TNA??? Also, TNA can offer a lighter work schedule in exchange for lighter pay. It's why Jeff Hardy has been flirting between TNA and WWE. The first time, he was just burned out from wrestling. And TNA brought him in and gave him a light schedule so he could focus on other passions like art and his band can't spell it. Also, TNA puts on better matches overall. How many times do we wanna see Cena vs. Orton, Cena vs. HHH, Cena, Orton vs. HHH?? How many times do we wanna see Daniels vs. Styles? My point exactly. Also, the WWE writers are so f'd up in the head its not even funny. Anyway, Mason good article. I had one that I sent in a while back.... Now I have to send in another one if I want so wish me luck!!!

    Posted by JohnnyInsano on Wednesday, January 13, 2010

13. Comment #13

    Good luck Johhny. And Custard Creamer, thanks for defending me but it's fine. At least i now know what to work on.

    Posted by Mason on Wednesday, January 13, 2010

14. Comment #14

    God bai Mason, seriously...? *facepalm*
    
    Other then that, nice article. I enjoyed reading it.

    Posted by Good 'ol Mc.Rodders on Wednesday, January 13, 2010

15. Comment #15

    Well, i invented those two words when i accidently spelt them wrong once. Then it kind of stuck.

    Posted by Mason on Wednesday, January 13, 2010

16. Comment #16

    I got to say, I didn't care for the article. It was really annoying to read, the quiz thing was pissing me off. Also, I don't think TNA can ever get better then WWE, maybe a long time ago, but not now. WWE has build up to much of a fanbase to get broken down now. Also, people seem to complain about WWE, but even if WWE does do what people wants on here, they still bitch about it. Its like nobody can be pleased.

    Posted by The Unknown on Wednesday, January 13, 2010

17. Comment #17

    "b) Because it is unavilable in the UK."
    
    Got to here, stopped reading... Superstars IS available in the UK... aswell as the spelling error and the lower-case i where it should be upper-case... Not a great start.

    Posted by hard to please on Thursday, January 14, 2010

18. Comment #18

    GO MASON GO! Nice review

    Posted by War Wolf on Friday, January 15, 2010

19. Comment #19

    I came here to read an article. Not see the ramblings of a retard. Fail.

    Posted by Fail on Saturday, January 16, 2010

20. Comment #20

    well iv read all the coments and as with every 1 else i agree with some and disagree with others in my own opinion i enjoyed it it actuly made me lagh at points i personly have always called it tinternet and im from nottingham besides ENGLAND rules lol well done my friend look forward to the next 1

    Posted by link the legend on Saturday, January 16, 2010

21. Comment #21

    great article abe if you are reading this i have a question for you: what are WWE paying you for
    wheres the cookies

    Posted by matt on Saturday, January 16, 2010

22. Comment #22

    Great article Mason, :D
    I wish you luck

    Posted by Wolf Masters on Saturday, January 16, 2010

23. Comment #23

    First off. Mortal Van Dam taking credit for TWG watching TNA? Reasons like this I chose NOT to submit the article to TWG, as it is my very strong opinion that TWG is horribly represented.
    
    Also another call out to Mr. Indy. Many of you don't know, but he challenged me to write and submit an article to him to see if I had what it took to be a TWG writer, and also that if I want to be a writer I should have fun with it. So I did write an article. It was about Andrew Martin, a.k.a. Test. I wrote about his alliances, feuds, his title victories, and most importantly, how his existence in wrestling changed how it is now. And you know what Indy? I had a bunch of fun doing it. You are right on one thing, I should be a writer for fun. That brings up an interesting point though. You say I should do it for fun, but yet if I was on the TWG staff, you would require me to write an article once a week, or however long it is. You see, you took what you thought was fun, and made it a job, because you're now making quotas. So before you say I should be writing just for fun and not the money, the question is are you making it fun for everybody else, or making it a job? If I'm right, all of your article writers are no better than the wrestling equivalent to the Brooklyn Brawler, except for that one time where he pinned Triple H.
    
    Now to Mason. I'm glad that I was an inspiration to you even though I never submitted my article, and I hope you enjoy this rant just as much as you did the other one. And just as always, I don't hide behind a fake name. Falco Fusion is my real wrestling name, and as you have guessed by now Brandon Ripley is my real name.
    
    But I think if I ever choose to write another article, and next one I definitely will submit to Indy, I'm definitely going to end it with "I don't hide behind any fake names. My name is Falco Fusion. Remember it." It has a nice ring to it. I'm so using this as my wrestler's fed quote. Man, the awesome stuff I say when I rant...

    Posted by Falco Fusion on Monday, February 08, 2010

24. Comment #24

    Thanks for the comment BR. It's a shame nobody's gonna see it. Even i, a guy who loves to write was already feeling like writing articles was a chore by the 2nd one. I mean come on. This site is horrible. Half of the words are in Italian, they're grammatically incorrect and they say i had trouble with spellings? I might as well make a wrestling site at this rate...

    Posted by Mason on Tuesday, February 09, 2010

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