Daniel Bryan Does Not Like NXT Competitions!

It is not the first time that TNA superstars criticised and verbally attack WWE and vice-versa ... but when an NXT star criticises his own company's work ...?

This is what Daniel Bryan's latest blog says about the NXT competitions: "Not much to say about "Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Rookies" other than jousting is REALLY fun. They wouldn't allow us to get in and try it before the show, which is a shame. We could have had a blast fooling around with it and I think the "Pros" could have had some fun with it, too. That said, I'm not convinced these NXT competitions are really a good way to evaluate us. They have very little to do with being a WWE Superstar, and the WWE Universe keeps sending me messages saying that they don't enjoy watching them. I DID, however, totally dig the two pieces they did on Wade Barrett and Heath Slater. Hearing the Pro's opinions on guys is fun and interesting and I hope to see more pieces like that."

Source: ewrestlingnews.com 

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1. Comment #1

   Rapper on the crapper yo! "Here comes the rapper on the crapper"
   
   
   Smooth as sand paper rough as silk
   I'm guzzling down buckets of mother's milk, of magnesia
   so I can get diarrhea
   and give you brown showers just to please ya.
   When I take big shits it kind of hurts
   That's why I love I when I get the Hershey squirts
   Everyone gather around put your ear to the door
   You think it gross now but you'll be begin for more
   Scooby doobie do and Scooby doobie dee
   why is it every time I take a poop I take a pee?
   On the pot with my cock cuz I'm stroking it off
   then I wipe my butt cuz that's what I was taught to do
   when I take a do do,
   then I turn the fan on cuz it smells like poo poo.
   Why do I have to cry
   when I flush you down I say bye-bye.
   King Corn and Lord Sled having a ball
   The 2 wiggaz that rule the South Sound Mall
   All of King Corns whores and all of his men
   Couldn't change my depends while I'm driving my Benz
   Ho ho ho and ha ha ha
   everyone got a chuckle at the size of my cock,
   fee fi foe and fee foe fum
   shut the fuck up bitch or you'll get the brown thumb.
   A projectile volcano comes out of my ass
   As I sit on the John and give him the beer blast
   Its all over my cheeks but there's no toilet paper
   But Oh well, I'll worry about it later
   
   BREAK
   Brown thumb racing
   Brown thumb racing
   
   So I'm at this party right, there's lots of girlies ight they all go to the bathroom in a heard are they dikes? So I walk in to check out what's my status but all they want to do is let me dildo my fat ass.
   
   When I'm sitting on the throne I feel like the man
   Except when I wipe and get poop on my hand
   Then I don't feel quite so dope
   That's the only time I ever wash with soap
   Enter at your own risk or when I'm done
   Hey light a match or I'll wip out my gun
   Sometimes I eat prunes just to poop for fun
   Or outside in the grass and watch it harden in the sun
   
   You think I act like a childish,
   Well why don't you change my diaper
   And when you're down there tossing my salad bitch,
   Keep in mind I'm not the best wiper
   You fuck with me you fuck with trouble
   Hold your head under water & make you eat my bubbles
   Splish splash Corns taking a bath
   With my rubber ducky as we play and laugh
   
   The first rule about Poop Club is: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT POOP CLUB!
   The second rule about Poop Club is: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT POOP CLUB!!!!!!
   The third rule about Poop Club is : IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT AT "POOP CLUB" YOU HAVE TO POOP.
   
   
   
   Taken a nature hike, good grief
   I need to poop and got to wipe with a leaf
   Oh no the problem just go worse
   It wasn't solid I got Hershey squirts
   Oh great my butt cheeks are soaked
   I think I just wiped with poison oak
   It's a three-mile hike back to my Benz
   I wish I would of brought an extra pair of depends
   
   Ever since I was a wee small lad
   I knew my shit was brown
   And they were so dam big with a twig
   I'd cut em in half just to flush em down
   I hope you like hearing us talk about poop and stuff
   Rarely do I ever give you a courtesy flush
   Cuz I'm so damn proud of the stench I leave,
   You non-poop-clubbers I'll make you believe.
   
   
   You think I act like a childish,
   Well why don't you change my diaper
   And when your down there tossing my salad bitch,
   Keep in mind I'm not the best wiper
   
   People stare at me and ask me "How can you eat that food?"
   I reply, " I don't mind the taste, just as long as it makes a poop."
   
   
   
   I'm not about to stop cuz I'm on the pot I'm the rapper on the crapper you don't got what I got
   When I gots to go I get me the tissue and say good bye Mr. Poopy's I'm sure gonna miss you.
   
   

   Posted by Rapper on the Crapper by Sesame Street Gangsters on Sunday, April 25, 2010

2. Comment #2

   i like WWE hires Danielson then he says what we are all thinking ant wanting out of this NXT piss shit

   Posted by Collective Soul on Sunday, April 25, 2010

3. Comment #3

   It's hardly an attack. He just pointing out how stupid it is to have made it into "Tough Enough"... I'm almost convinced they hired Danielson just to mess with him. Very sad. I thought a student of HBK's would have been treated better. Especially since he is better in-ring then most WWE stars.

   Posted by Shocking_Stuff on Sunday, April 25, 2010

4. Comment #4

   These are obviously kayfabe. Obviously. Everytime Danielson writes in his WWE blog, it's so that it can be commentated on by Michael Cole and Josh Matthews. It's great. I love it.

   Posted by Benel on Sunday, April 25, 2010

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